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Because apple vision pro is the future /s

Pro tip: The healthiest day to revenge trade is Friday, this way you can gain all of your losses back in time for the weekend.

It's estimated that for every week the shutdown goes on, 0.5% in GDP is lost, so that's not nothing. Also, SCOTUS seemingly nitpicking little language in the tariffs case doesn't bode well, either; the majority and the Chief Justice are pro the extension of executive powers. Meaning that, if they rule in 🥭's favor, this post-May pump that has been fueled by 🌮 retractions, could evaporate.

being pro socialist in a stock market thread is wild lol

Pro tip: If you are calling this a crash, a bubble pop, or anything other than a VERY MILD correction in an otherwise generational bull market, trading is not for you. Retards

Need another one of those pro weed tweets from poopy pants.

Pro tip: other markets follow US so you are looking at the past

He apparently wants looser regulation and a more pro energy environment, where we give them free energy

No body cares about what an athlete did in college once they join the pro league. But whatever idc if you like Cam Newton, dude. All I said was his clout is unwarranted.. he doesn't do any actual football analytics and his professional career was LESS THAN AVERAGE. He is a washed up loser and that is ok.

Should I upgrade my iPhone 14 pro max to the 17 Max/Air? I like the Air but no lidar or ultra wide is cray.. I hate all the colors on the Pros..

Guess I'll never get my desert storm pro set Cheney card signed

why tf is there no grey or dark grey iPhone 17 pro color?..... Puts on AAPL

He was like anti woke and pro Israeli and pro Ukraine and pro creative and anti immigrant and pro average american joe Just a bunch of word salad actually

My MacBook Pro from 2012 is still working. Puts on Apple.

There is still a massive GPU shortage! OpenAI turned on the usage limits for their Codex (code development tool) a couple of days ago for their ChatGPT Plus and Pro users. Now, it has become practically unusable and the [Codex subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/codex/) is full of posts from frustrated users. Tons of posts on X too! Same thing happened when Anthropic tightened usage limits on Claude Code a few weeks ago and people flocked to Codex

I am green today trading from phone after oversleeping. Red last week trying to trade like a pro with 4 monitors, charts, support/resistance etc. 🤓

My NAS device just got a $5mm AI hosting contract from MSFT.   To be clear, I'm pro AI investing.  This is just a joke.  I still very much believe in NBIS' differentiation and prospective client base.  

I think Trumps assassination attempt was staged by the Mcmahons and pro wrestling.

Don't need the casino when I can get scammed for $1200 on fb marketplace (fake sealed iPhone16 pro Max) 👍🏻

#PRO TIP: PLACE A "\#" AT THE FRONT OF YOUR COMMENTS TO MAKE THEM DOMINATE ALL OTHER COMMENTS

They need to nerf that shit. Gimme commando pro instead

Can a pro please explain, do we want high or flat dollar pre market and 10 year to be at or below 4 for bullish day

That shit real ? Wait about 2 weeks, they'll change that back They need them regards paying pro to get shit advices

Will pro gooner be replaced by AI?

pro tip right there

How was halloween for yall? Bought 5 Iphone 17 Pro some kids were lucky yesterday, probably because they asked for a trick and not a treat.

Apple’s value is in its brand. A $2,000 Windows laptop does what a $6,000 MacBook Pro can do.

HOOD. Adding pro sports last quarter for prediction markets will blow away earnings.

Pro tip, to speed up those bullshit videos, pull up the developer tab on your browser and fast forward the videos :)

whats new on the new iphone compared to my 16 pro max? nothing

Y'all use reddit app or just on browser ?  Weighing pro cons ..

Then you should stick with the regular unless you 100% need the bigger screen. I have big hands so i go with the pro max. Having a small phone looks so dumb on my hands. Also i use work jeans so big pockets. And since i work all day and usually i cant charge at site i like having a bigger battery. Camera you wont notice the diff. And sadly for me it looks like the regular 17 is more durable (exterior wise) so if you are part of the 80% who dont need the pro go with the regular one and if you have cash to spare get airpods or smth

Is the iPhone 17 Pro worth it over the regular iPhone 17? I only use my phone for Social Media, E-Mail, and Porn

Don't let anyone tell you you are a degenerate except another retailer or some really fuckin smart pro that happens to never forget where they came from or have some last scrap of humanity left in their soul to take a shine to you. Never forget that. But for the accusers, fuck them all day long. They are the professional beta bitches. Happy Uptober mutherfuckers. Nice monthly candle. Rare as they come.

I just DoorDashed a gold bar from Costco using Klarna on my iphone 17 pro max that I also financed through Klarna

I’m upgrading my 16 Pro to the 17 and ordering a green dildo on Amazon. Thank you

TIM APPLE REVERSAL 🍏 🍏 🍏 🍏 -sent from iPhone 16 Pro

tim aapl makes a fist with his infinity stone orange pro max glove and says: fine, i'll do this by myself

Pro tip: if you close your eyes the red doesn't bother you

Pro tip if you rub peanut butter on your balls and have a doggo your in for a surprise

Pro tip: avoid all tariffs by launching your goods over the U.S. border with a very large trebuchet

Can a pro over here give me a trading strategy for tomorrow? I am getting information overload and am cooked

My ai telling me everything is going to pump. I have the pro plan btw. 

We still have 2 good news in the pipeline. Gyna deal and rate cuts… euphoria pro max

QQQ up 35% in the last 6 months while 🌽 is up 18% with the most corrupt pro fraud regime in history. Lol

Valid, but their 80% profit margin tells me they doing fine.  I'm not even pro bitcoin.  I'm pro quick, cheap block chain. 

My dear 🐻🐻🐻's, Next time you buy a put, don't forget that S&P500 7000 is coming soon, followed by **Santa rally** and 7200 by EOY. Just imagine what this would do: * 2 Fed rate cuts * China and India trade deals * Government Reopen * Ongoing massive compute demand for AI *^((check out Claude Code reddits, people are so frustrated by Anthropic's daily/weekly limits on AI usage; also the best ChatGPT model is only available on the $200/mo Pro plan; and Enterprises are just starting to adopt AI))*

Pro tip: suck a bunch of dick at work. Your employer will think you are gey (but you’re just faking it). Then they can’t fire you for not working because you claim it was for being gey, and that’s racist.

ADHD con: I forgot to eat my bananas now they’re mushy ADHD pro: my adderall kicked in now I’m making banana bread