PRO

sell my intel based macbook pro on market open?

Why do a basketball Hall of Famer and a guy who's made $160M in his career need to get involved with shaving points? Typically that's been unpaid college players and pro benchwarmers.

I’m super good at turning $1,000 to $0 like within 5 mins I’m actually a pro at it.

pro tip: open high interest credit cards in your name and just don’t pay it back SPY 700

Why is this sub so anti BYND? Did the mods ban all the pro BYND people?

I am pro inflation. To the moon!

Anyone else on Reddit mobile (Android) and having daily issues with the app? I *just* bought a Pixel 9 pro 6 months ago and it's not like I have a lot of shit on my phone that slows it down. I'd say about 15-20% of the time I open the app it says "we're having trouble loading".

U guys had a chance to sell your meat cawk around 3.75 in the afternoon. And u guys chose to hold it. Pro tip: when a stock is halted from trading, it’s most likely gonna fuck u in the ass, no matter what.

Pro tip: the repo man can't take what he can't find.

pro tip, keep your candles short with a tight Y axis, much less stressful

if you're a pro, you should go

Don’t miss out on Goe pro

Goe pro the next move

TLRY is the next meme pump increased pro cannabis posts from mango and other government sources and reschedule coming

Ok thanks pro. But why the caps and all these angry emotions? Chill it’s just a game

Google will drop Gemini 3.0 Pro as early as tomorrow, and it’s rumored to be MUCH better than GPT5. Buy the dip

I'm interviewing with a company tomorrow where the CEO has a picture of himself and Trump pinned on his Twitter page and the corporate culture page lists being gun enthusiasts and being pro life. This is for a trader position at a crypto company...

My uncle called me from the Apple store. He's buying all new ipad, iphone, macbook pro for my aunt, etc. Asked if the Vision Pros were worth it. 😆 That's why AAPL up today - all the boomers with iphone 10s are reloading.

don’t get the “iphone sales optimism” on apple. I mean, as per the habit I check on my 2 nearby apple stores now and then and guys there told me that 17 sales are similar to 16 last year, 17 pro and max “maybe half of last year’s 16 ones” and air “virtualy zero” maybe bought by “some influencers wanna smash it online”. Obviously not a perfectly scalable analogy for sales, but always a decent benchmark.

BEAR FUD: During the Great Depression of 1929, long lines form for soup and bread 🙏 BULL in 2025: HOW ABOUT long lines for the ✨ iPhone 17 Pro Max 2TB Cosmic Orange

Hey regards my Aussie pro prawn fishin mate drinks 25 Tooheys New 365 days a year for 9125 beers a year. Any of you Amercan guys can match that??

Got a pixel 10 pro fold, calls on googl the next 4t company

Aspi new South Africa pro nuclear policies

Pro tip: Pay hookers with cashapp and then do a chargeback with your bank

Most of my relationships don’t work because of my hobbies. I love cheating, spreading misinformation, and I’m pretty passionate about pro-bullying.

If you invested 1000 in XRP 3 months ago you wouldn’t have enough to buy a Ps5 Pro

pro tip: eat hot dogs from the side and not the ends that way people won’t think you’re good at putting long things in your mouth aka sucking a fat dick

Yall mfs claim to be pro making money but hate crypto lmao. Moneys money make it where you can

Pro Tip Once people start spam posting about something on this sub ( aka GLD last night) that’s when it’s time to exit your position. Same happened with $BITF

If I make enough I’m getting a new ps5 pro and battlefield 6 as a treat

**PRO TIP: hedge against losses by deleting app. yw.**

Tfw your boss promises to do a annoying task for a client pro bono but you know damn well you’re gonna be the one doing it 🙄😢

To all those new pro traders that were killing the bull run I present to you. The real stock market

Short regional banks? Give me the appropriate pro shares short leveraged ETF plz

According to my proprietary indicator 3000 pro max.. theres a 100% chance we go full regard from here

"This is very pro-life. I love knocking up women. Young women."

IVF = pro life apparently

LIFE PRO MAX 17

We don’t need pro life we need pro profit

Conceiving children in glass petri dishes is not pro family, and it is not a solution to mass intentional infertility. It's a prerequisite for the matrix.

this is the most pro cummies administration EVER, and don't you forget it

Funny how they are anti-abortion and pro-IVF IVF has destroyed more embryos then abortion by a factor of 10

Pro Tip: Lift the public toilet seat with your foot. That way you can save getting poo on your hands for 0DTEs.

pro tip: if you're a permabear, flip the chart and see if it looks good to short

Dafuq? No dude, we want cozy with wallstreet (that's us) pro rich, anti poor is how we get richer bro

Pro tip: you are exempt from wash trading rules if you haven't showered

pro tip: if the value of your option drops more than 2% immediately panic sell and buy the opposite position

pro tips only work if given by a pro

pro tip: when you are on a date with a girl point out all of the hot girls and tell your date you think they are ugly.

I'm thinking over what is most worth the money and effort (both options are expensive): OPTION A: **\~\*\~ Sugar baby \~\*\~** Pro's: real life sex. Status symbol to have a hot lady with you in public. Might involve hot friends in partying, leading to possible sex orgies. Can try to convince them to do OF with you as the male partner and manager (can make your money back). Con's: relationship is transactional so it'll kinda suck to spend non-sex time with them. They will probably be very annoying / vapid to be around, especially if there's an age gap. Hiding everything from regular friends and family. Actually finding a sugar baby without falling for scams or escorts tricking you. OPTION B: **\~\*\~ Local GPU cluster producing AI gen porn \~\*\~** Pro's: don't have to go thru the hassle of finding a sugar baby, can do it all by myself. Can make exactly the kind of filthy, degenerate porn that appeals to me. Limitless supply of new interesting material - only capped by the speed of my GPU cluster. Can learn to train my own gen models, a useful skill. Can use celebrity tuned models. Not risking my reputation with family and friends. Con's: Masturbation is not as good as real sex with a hot lady. Acquiring the GPU hardware and getting it all working in a large enough cluster to do good and quick gen AI porn will be hard. Lots of extra heat in my house. Gen AI video porn still has a lot of limitations. Feel like a loser spending tons a free time in front of my computer, just making masturbation material.