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Just got a google pro subscription ad. 26$/ month .. who do they think I am, Barren Wuffet!?! Puts

vibe due diligence on gemini pro is a thing i just invented

How hard is it to go on Amazon and get a MacBook m4, they rip or you can grab the m5 pro

The biggest pro of being a single child is that you don't have to share your inheritance with your stupid brothers & sisters

pro traders already bought V puts on friday bc trump was going to invade venezuela over the weekend

2030+: 🤓: Hi customer support, I just got a notification on my iPhone 22 Pro Max that my sex robot is feeling neglected. What do I do? 👨🏿‍💻: Yes sir, that means she wants you to fuck her sir 🤓: Oh ok, thanks

I bought the new pro spent a little more then I wanted but o well

Gemini is just so much better now, I’m on that free trial Google Ai Pro thing and it is just crazy, prompts taking 15 minutes makes me feel more productive when I’m jerking off on YouTube too

Fuck a charge, you pay shipping and let me burn my little logo in and I got you pro Bono. I'm in NC. Shoot me a DM with an address or P.O. Box and I'm happy to do it

Damn, Gemini Nano Banana Pro is *really* good. Not because it makes photos look better, it makes them look realistically shitty. If I wewnt on a dating app before and some chick had a candid photo with perfect bokeh and white balancing, I knew that shit was fake. Now Gemini can generate images that look like they were taken by a colorblind caveman with an iPhone 8, and that makes it *damn near impossible* to spot fakes. So many motherfuckers are gonna get catfished this year.

Life Pro Tip: If you run out of beer, let DD or Uber bring you more. Don’t worry about the price, the Klarna and Affirm shareholders will pay for it.

MichaeI Burry in his rebuttal post on X to Nvidia's post says that a 3 year old iPhone might just be 10% of its original value. But on Amazon, a 3-year old "iPhone 14 Pro Max 256GB Unlocked Renewed Premium" is still selling for 50% of its original price

As someone studying AI and codes daily, I can assure you Gemini 3 Pro is at the very least a superior coding agent. It's actually next level and a noticeable difference vs it's peers. I've tried them all

I ask for endless photos of cute girls wearing bikinis and nano banana pro happily obliges. I ask for ONE photo of jerome powell getting a rimjob and it says that's off limits. Unbelievable.

yeah ended up getting the koda 2 pro 18"

#PRO TIP GETTING YOUR ANNUAL PROSTATE CHECKED AT A ASIAN MASSAGE PAULOR IS MORE HEALTHY THAN A DOCTOR MAYNE

I looked and saw stinky europoors can’t even do anything with their own market with out us rich Americans buying everything. Flat as heck over there. I turned off my iPhone 17 pro in disgust.

Pro tip, if you run into an old friend at the store and they say we should hang out sometime soon, respond with "How about right now?" and then stare in silence

bought myself the new iphone 17 pro with some of the money i made this week, feels great

Bought a sonos ultra soundbar with sub4 and Samsung 77" oled s90f. Also switch2 console and pro controller. A couple of games.

17 pro max

Should I get the iPhone 17 or 17 Pro

That is tomorrow for us (it’s Thursday here now). Friday is hangover day. At least where I’m from. And at my age Saturday becomes hangover day part 2 cause recovery does not get easier over time even when one is a semi pro alcoholic.

Zwilling or Wusthof. Can't go wrong with German steel; I bought my Pro S set 30+ years ago and have never regretted it.

I dk I wish I bought more apple, this 17 pro max feels real good and next one year gonna probably be a big one 

iPhone 17 Pro Max you mean?

Pro tip: Cook the Thanksgiving turkey on the grill. It'll cook a little faster and it'll save space in the oven to cook other stuff. Plus: you can buy a huge turkey that doesn't normally fit in the oven. Plus: the turkey will smell like an amazing charcoal smell if you burn those flavored sticks too.

Calling it now, they are going to install a pro crypto fed chair who is going to add crypto to their balance sheet to save it. Essentially tax payer funded bailout

If 🥭 puts in a pro crypto fed chairman and they start buying btc and other fake money to their balance sheet I'll know the end is near

google antigravity and gemini 3 pro are actually really impressive with coding, what a leap!

Pro Tip: any account crowned by "Top 1% Commentator" is WSB op'd garbage. Before banned, invest, or buy calls in CAT, kids.

Imagine paying for Reddit pro ::Mexican guy laughing meme::

Nano banana pro is too good. Honestly scary. I edited my pics, damn.

I bought a iphone 16 pro few months ago and im pretty happy. I might buy the 17 pro max next year

Speaking of Dell, I love their new Pro Max 16 Plus workstations, those things are quite beautiful and a beast. I hate however their naming convention cuz it gets confusing real fucking fast

Pro tip. Working 7 days a week, 65+ hours will leave you with days where you physically cannot work. Should you crush work while you can and just stack up the hours? So that you have buffer for the days you can't? Or should you pace yourself and just work forever? I'm testing the blitz route. It's rough. I wouldn't recommend. But I'm not at risk of being homeless. I could probably not work for 6 months and still be ok. Not including that I have family and a gf that would help me if I needed. Work hard for the ones you love too

I just tried gemini 3 pro for an hour and it's way better than it was but still sucked compared to gpt what am I missing here

Gemini is the glue that holds the Google hardware and software ecosystem together and it feels like everything is all coming to a head all at once. Look at the Nest ecosystem. You can even update your old Google Nest with Gemini at no extra cost. Got an existing Google Nest Hub? Throw Gemini Live on there. Oh you want the pro version of Gemini? Here it is for $20/month for your whole family + 2 TB of cloud storage. They are going for blood. OpenAI should be shitting their pants.

Pro tip: they don’t give a fuck about retail

And just like that, Gemini 3 Pro is already out of date lmao

Your wife IS a pro. Just needs a little practice.

She played pro ball but stopped after we got married.

sounds like your wife needs to go pro

Nah, I have paid subscription for Claude Max, Gemini AI Pro and ChatGPT Plus. They all have their strengths: * Claude Code = Best at Coding * Gemini AI = Best at online search related research and Infographics generation (Nano Banana Pro is awesome!) * ChatGPT = Best written responses for general research and ability to understand my intent I use all 3 regularly (and occasionally use Grok when it comes to real-time research based on latest [X.com](http://X.com) posts)

Competition is good. Gemini 3 Pro party didn't last long. Today, Anthropic announced Claude Opus 4.5 that beats Gemini 3 Pro in many benchmarks: [https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-opus-4-5](https://www.anthropic.com/news/claude-opus-4-5) *^((I hold stock in most leading AI and chip companies))*

# Anthropic just released their new model Claude Opus 4.5 which is already better than Gemini 3 Pro in many bencharmks LMAO

Anthropic just dropped a new model that beats muh Gemini 3 pro in all coding tasks and more muh goog

I subscribed to gemini pro this morning. You can thank me for this GOOGL pump.

gemini3, nano banana pro

Is that because the prime minister being super pro quantitive easing?