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200k on margin LEAPS nvda, pltr, goog, Meta, lly, spy  Hoping to upgrade to a Cardboard Box Pro subscription after nvda earnings boyz

> “The market has shown incredible resilience in the face of actual bad news, yet a hypothetical scenario sent it into a tailspin.” — TheStreet Pro 🤣

most pro crypto president btw

The guy that did it was pro. Can't believe he didn't get caught on a ringdoorbell and he remember not to bring his phone with him which is how the regard in Idaho got caught.

Pro tip, see the little microphone at the bottom of your keyboard, try pressing it and see how fast shit turns into posts

Any life pro tips for life pro tits?

The most pro crypto administration ever in history

pro tip: day after SOTU address, SPY always goes left to right

If HPQ beats, I'm buying a MacBook Pro. If it doesn't, MacBook Air.

Pro Tip: If no one has come from the future to warn you, then they are all dead.

SHORT. THE. FUCK. OUT. OFF. GOOGLE GEMINI is way behind GPT Pro and Claude Opus

Pro tip: Always revenge trade

pro tip: never revenge trade

I would support pro rata distribution to married filed jointly families that made between 40 and 140k last year. I would not support refunds to companies, but you could convince me to give it to small business owners I guess

Is Sara Eisen on cnbc pro mango man? Hawttttt

I can't tell if this is pro gold or anti silver

All the traders here have cnbc pro

Pro Tip: If you have dug yourself in a hole, keep digging, China is not that far.

Im a pro bro i dont eat anything but roasted nuts and salt

topless. wearing a scarf. snacking on cashews. bumping MF DOOM - Sniper Elite. subscribe for more life pro tips,

Does this comment mean pro or anti ber lol

how hyper-inflation could cause Israel to shit itself: Israeli Shekel weakens and suffers from hyper-inflation => Israeli Billionaires become Thousandaires at best => no more money to lobby Politicians via AIPAC or other lobbies => Pro Palestine Groups go from relative weakness to relative strength in US => US Military and Civilian Aid to Israel stops => Arab countries turn the Tables on Israel => Free Palestine Therefore as Markets tend to inverse wsb. I advise y'all regards to full port calls on shekel and israeli stocks.

I use WSB comments section to farm karma so I can go post my true thoughts on other subreddits. Problem is that on reddit if you ever post anything that isn't hard-core pro commie then all the leftards downvote you to oblivion. Recently made a comment in the California subreddit saying I disagree with the billionaire wealth tax because it's unenforceable and if it ever passes billionaires will move states as they are already doing, and it got 30 downvotes. Then the next comment got up votes saying "good, they can leave". Bunch of idiots who think the rich should pay more when the top 1% in CA already pays 50% of the taxes. Subreddit full of angry people who have achieved nothing in life and are jealous that others work harder and do better. People who don't pay taxes should not be allowed to vote. Pretty unfair that the peasants who are mostly lazy bums get to decide how to spend others' money.

Pro tip: If you send the IRS a bunch of random numbers on your tax return, they mail you back with the amount you actually owe, essentially doing your taxes for you.

Can’t wait to shop at the new world’s largest Bass Pro Shop in Iran soon after getting turned into a parking lot.

So long as they invest in people that don’t suck at it. If they are pro DEI, stock tanks. If they hire chads, stock soars!

Reporter: 🥭 your own court said you violated the law 🥭 THOSE JUSTICES ARE PAID AGITATORS FROM THE RADICAL LEFT AND ARE PRO CHINA

Pro tip: You can rent, invest the money you're not paying in taxes, repairs and mortgage interest, move freely to better paying jobs without having to find a buyer or pay sales taxes... and then when you retire you'll have more than enough to buy a house in cash without paying it thrice over to the bank.

What time is this SC ruling? Needs to salvage my puts before they’re eviscerated by pro equities ruling

apparently the consensus is long mag 7 is considered contrarian. but ngl googl is a good dip buy around 300, new gemini 3.1 pro model is elite

Dxy going back up big would challenge the whole pro gold debasement trade narrative. However high inflation from commodity price spikes would add to inflation. Really hard to navigate. Should i stick to VT with an extra commodity allocation? Are bonds in any way attractive or still just dead money?

Pro tip: Put this comment 👆into a PDF. Start a social media page. Sell PDF for $10 each.

Pro tip: everytime you're about to buy something, put that money into a 0DTE play. If it hits, then buy the thing and keep the profits. If it misses, then don't buy the thing.

How will they take on After Effects, Premiere Pro, Stock, Acrobat?

But I have an Adobe Pro subscription and use it every day with my business for all PDF related documents.

Pro tip: give AI companies your sensitive info early and often so that you can be the one to find a lawyer to start a class action lawsuit when it's all inevitably sold to insurance and pharmaceutical companies.

I prefer watching someone do it. I don't fuck with gas or water though. Rather hire a plumber unless it's super basic. Same for most electrical stuff. When it comes to burning my house down, 4 in my sleep or flooding, I'll pay a pro.

Im buying D PRO because the name reminds me of yalls mom

Brah, you're telling me that ubuntu will give me pro for free???? The actual hell? I'm having fun with it so far. I'm already tempted to start messing with the kernel :c

I was so funny in high school, but I decided to go pro in something else.

Pro tip: Blaring Bad Buddy for your Latina maids will get you laid.

When I can turn my MacBook Pro in to an iPad or an iPhone and just have one malleable device that can be shrunk down or back up I’ll consider progress has been made since 2004. Until then we’re just making the same shit over and over.

🐂 like pepperoni pizza and sometimes spice it up with onions or jalapeno 🐂 has Chad iPhone 17 pro max and get women without even trying  🐂 smokes Chad Marlboro 27s 🐂 like titties 

>work for less pay >while driving up the cost of housing Well isn't this bit of a pickle, they can apparently outcompete you with less money. I want to round out this whole picture. Out of curiousity are you pro or anti-union?

Pro Tip: If you get pulled over and the Dow is over 50k you can't get a ticket. Laws no longer apply

Propaganda sub for pro Israel people and bots

I’m voting for the pro police, constitutionalist pedofile next election

Is this a pro or a con? 🤔

Life pro tip: if you’re ever feeling down on your investments, just pop over to any AMC subreddit and all the crayon eaters will tell you that massive dilution is somehow bullish for the shareholders

I’m seeing lots of pro China posts about just about everything they do. I think it’s time they’re better than the US by the mile. But is that even a question anylonger?