PLTR

buying pltr calls is grounds for capital punishment btw

If pltr drops meta is going to the shadow realm

I'm gay and proud of shorting pltr

Breakeven is a win with PLTR and the PayPal mafia.

PLTR: Theta Holocaust — bulls & bears get sacrificed. 🍿🔥

Hims and pltr are gonna theta fuck us eh?

PLTR puts should be easy money tomorrow the price action doesn’t look bullish at all 🤑

PLTR actually flat holy fuck

PLTR Price to Sales now only at 100, super bullish!!

PLTR dead guys, sell while you still can

Ohh shhetttt PLTR

A theta gang victory on PLTR would mean the end of times

PLTR about to open 195 lol

Can we get PLTR down to 185

PLTR dump was insane

PLTR just gave me the bluest of blue balls

bru i wanted pltr to open at $220 tmr. shitty pump barely lasted. fuck this shit imma go jerk off

PLTR and BYND sign deal to 3-D print counter intelligence fake MEAT drones.

PLTR BOLS LMAO

PLTR is saying FUCK YO CALLS and FUCK YO PUTS. Everybody lose money!

RIP to the PLTR call holders

PLTR needs HIMS boner pills.

So my pltr puts are cooked

PLTR and HIMS not letting anyone win lmao

PLTR will announce Rule 50 printing corn in the backdoor

RIP PLTR calls tomorrow

LOL PLTR REALLY THOUGHT they’d hold that pump

ok what is this flip flop shit make up your mind PLTR and HIMS

PLTR calls at open, fuck yes!

Lets not forget PLTR pe is now almost 700 pe.

Anyone got the maths of how long it would take pltr to get to 100pe even with doubling revenue every year lol

Believe it or not PLTR puts are going to print tomorrow

Knew the matrix was against me the moment I bought Pltr calls

Holy PLTR beat, goddamn

pltr iv crush incoming

PLTR puts are actually gonna print lmao

anyone else think of Planter's peanuts when they see the PLTR symbol?

PLTR call guys planned for iv crush right?

This is obviously the pause before the next PLTR rip

wtf is pltr doing bruh choose a direction and stick with bipolar ass stock

I don't like the PLTR stock movement Deciding to hold overnight or not

HIMS and PLTR CEOs are rivals of each other. This is why they choose to report always on the same day, to see who is winning.

"WHY IS PLTR not going up?!" Have you seen its at 85x Price to SALES?

First zuck now pltr, anyone got the Wendy application

I need PLTR to red dildo to OBLIVION

First move is always a lie. PLTR went up like crazy in the beginning of after hours and now it is falling. Hims was down af, now it is up af

Will PLTR make some crazy announcement during their earnings call?

finally sold my pltr at 215. i'm never coming back. :)

DIE PLTR DIE

Brought my popcorn to see this PLTR drop.