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Should’ve held onto my puts 😩

#Everyone holding onto their jobs like their life depends on it because there are very few jobs available out there LMAO🤌

Ah I see. I’m still holding onto my March 275c

imagine holding onto calls for the weekend when mango man says he’s planning to attack more countries 

OPEN doesn't hold onto the homes and rent them, it flips them. So the ban wouldn't apply (maybe, according to OPEN CEO)

holding onto $693 💪🏻

eh gonna hold onto my nvda 182.5p and see what happens today lol

Always hold onto a few; it makes the FOMO more bearable if it keeps going up

Yea bro? You cant do that shit at the ball crushing factory. They take your phone and dont let you look at anything except your flattened balls all day. Im also up for a promotion, Ive been working overtime at the ball crushing factory and setting company records. 1000000 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my balls. Get on my level, libtard.

Yeah, 🥭 is trying to pass off all the Sub-Prime mortgage loans onto the Gov't debt pile and pass it off to the American people.

I always trade a stock that is down and manage to miss the pump and then jump onto to the next stock and miss that pump and the cycle keeps on repeating. It’s hilarious how stupid I am.

Exited 2 APLD 34.5c bought 30 min ago, holding onto 3 for tomorrow

They are undervalued hold onto them

Phoenix, AZ (JAN. 07. 2026)- Waymo has driven onto the Metro Rail tracks and trapped itself in the rail line. Passenger escaped and darted across roadway. But but but it's a tesla robotaxi competitor lol

APLD earning call music started, hold onto ur nuts

...should've grown a pair and held onto my Spy puts I bought yesterday expiring on Friday. But I took the tiny gain early today

Funny thing is. If I held onto my 690p from this morning till now I wouldn’t have suffer 18k lost and would actually make a little bit of profit as well.

Probably should've held onto my Spy puts for Friday but I got scurred.

Going back up as we speak - cope harder lol. The possibility of going up another 2x and possibly more within 12 months being nearly guaranteed is what makes it attractive, don’t chase growth unless you are prepared to diamond hand for a long time and don’t need to try to project onto others when you end up selling early

Well yeah he sent construction crews to smelt the gold onto the White House walls

You're projecting your own personality onto a sociopath that doesn't care about that.

Ya know, i made that same comment regarding ai in october. Maybe you're onto something.

Alrighty boys im done! Cashed out my remaining balance and moving onto other things. This isnt gambling - this is called falling for a scam, and one of the best ones in history. 90% if gain posts are fake - the market really does move against the options. If youve gotten paid, its becouse some sucker on the other side had a bigger exposure. Whats truly wild is how some dude with a few grand can change the course of history for a few hours by buying OTM FD'S. It happens in real time. You wont see this type of thing in paper trading, but it happens. Roullete table and black are better odds i hate to say it.

It takes a critical amount of effort for spy to go down and stay down. It actually will go up more easily becouse hedges can dump the less vested companies and pump onto another. Like how they used nvda and google as a "conductor" to where spy goes. This is why we have overvalued companies, has nothing to do with AI (its just the scapegoat for derivitive bubble)

Ugh I hate that I sold my 1k shares of ASTS at 77. I’m never gonna be one of those people who just hold onto stocks for a couple years and then makes 200% profit.

things are different without the excitable lulu holders trying to offload theirs bags of worthless sweatpants onto Joe Investor

That's great and all, but when companies make shitty investments and force their shitty investments onto others, it's gonna open a window for a competitor to step up. Even a small share of that world is millions.

Hold onto your puts you know how this goes

hop onto msft 500c or something

Definitely should’ve held onto those qqq calls just a little longer. R3. 🪦

“We’re gonna give you a dividend, but we’re gonna hold onto it for another 7 days first” Distribution date should = ex date

Yen Carry Trade, CME Margin requirements on Silver Contracts, and now onto my next armchair degree, Oil Services, BKR, SLB, obvs HAL

Why would gold rise if so much more comes onto the market?

They also own more robots than anyone else. Secondary only to China. So maybe they're onto something lmao. Yes, I'm balls deep in 2028 calls.

After 9 & three quarters of wars, we’re onto hogwarts next…

😴 Joe passing the curse onto 🥭 😂

So if 🥭 clings onto a third term Canada’s Moose Team 6 has permission to bring down Canadian justice

Coherence is such a decent movie It’s like taking an edible and thinking it’s a dud, next thing you know ur holding onto the grass for dear life

Fuck insane you held onto them. I sold at 454. Actually gutted

So sick of all these whiny betas crying about working too many hours. I was strapped to my mother’s chest with metal while she worked 80 hour weeks in the coal mines. I was expected to chisel and collect coal as soon as I could hold onto it. All that mattered to me was increasing shareholder value!

Holding onto my puts till the end of the day this time. Up 48%

So MSTR posts billion dollar losses on the year, is gonna get booted from the s&p, and has to issue more stock to make dividend payments, which it voluntarily increased as a last ditch effort to attract more idiots onto the pyramid, And “checks notes” a 5% intraday swing while the overall market is down. That’s a full port into puts for me dawg.

My short term plan is to find a way to kick myself in the dick for not holding onto those puts for longer GOOD GAW

They used to be onto other people's boats

Need to learn about this daycare thing. Somalians might be onto something

Closed out 2025 up 26% with a total portfolio value of 212k. I made about 44k for the year and now I’m just sitting on positions with MU, NVDA, RDDT, LUNR, NVO, RKLB, ASTS, PATH and SHLD ETF. I’ve left plenty on the table this past year and now I think I might just stop trying to day/swing trade and hold onto what I got for 2026. Anyone with a less smooth brain than me can tell me if this is the way or nah?

I wish I held onto my leaps back in April. I did a whole lot of shenanigans for basically no reason.

you’re onto something Elon Musk CEO - Ketamine (boring) Michael Saylor - Amphetamines (spicy)

lose 2k on an investment gone wrong "oh well gg onto the next one what else do I have going on today?" spend $200 on something I need "I need to think more about where my money is going."

If they do lock onto you you are absolutely cooked.