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lol, then that tiny hat disease will fully descend onto the US.

used to make fun of people for hookers & cocaine and now I think they might be onto something

They should deport people that stole millions from taxpayers onto an island to fend for themselves. I don't care if they kill each other. Their corpses will fertilize the island's soil which makes the next generation of scammers able to grow crops for food if we give them seeds of course.

Some people think I don't exist. But here's the grand reveal, the great confession: I am a professional protestor funded by the deep state run by the democrats. I was recruited in college by my RA, and trained in Slovakia on Billie Gate's ranch for 2 years where I learned special operations such as being really annoying, making a big deal out of nothing, playing the victim, and how to make chemtrails that can spray vaccines onto unsuspecting populations to further the Illuminatis' goals. I go where they tell me to go. I clap when they tell me to clap. If I fail to complete the mission, someone will inevitably replace me. I am nobody. I am everybody. I am paid $20,000 a day courtesy of the American TaxPayer -- which is well below industry average, as I negotiated my way into other compensation in the form of weekly feet pics from our dear leader, AOC. I am the reason your Taco Bell costs $20 to feed one person. I am the reason you lose 99% of your trades. I am the reason you're fat and can't get a girlfriend. Everything wrong in your life is because of me.

I already manage a lake boat rental store which gives me barely enough time to do this in the summer, I guess I could bring Starlink onto a fishing boat lol

I live in Manhattan. We went through our Birkenstock phase a few years ago. Maybe the younger kids are onto them now

Really wish I had held onto those MU shares I sold back in 2016

I had one day this week where my leaps, weeklies and 0DTE fliers all hit and I felt like Gordon Fkin’ gecko. The other four days i treaded water with regard moves. At least I held onto the profits for the week ……

AAPL is busy trying to figure out what to put a screen onto next.

Came back here after 1y to say thank you to all of you guys to make me jump onto RKLB and ASTS train ! Love you guys ! Keep being retarded !

Damn I should've held onto my Tsla puts I sold at 441.

Sold my puts at the bottom, thank God. I swear. Holding onto options might make you rich, but it definitely will make you poor.

Yeah I really should have held onto to some of my position but getting wrecked by their last dilution announcement I just wanted out. Kudos to those with stronger hands than me though.

Yeah getting destroyed holding onto it

Who had big balls to hold onto those 0DTE puts. Put your hands up. Cause they going to print hard today.

Closed the short end of my SLV call debit spread on the open. Now just holding onto long end till EOM.

What's the longest you've held onto one of these?

Damn I know I'm regarded but you're fully RETARDED But send me a pic of some Canadian silver in a vault if you're onto something lol

that is not this administration strong point. they are used to forcing themselves onto things.

I just snorted vodka onto my work computer.

I only buy stonks purely because of their cool names like Kratos, Rezolve ai, Micron, Sigma Lithium I may be onto something

Just just so they can hold onto there shares 😅call buyers keep getting fucked 180 is like nuclear zone

You might be onto something actually here

Holding onto just the right amount of calls to feel something 😊

Your 4x great grandpa bitched about Alaska getting bought. Now you whine about imperialism and bubbles. You inherited the same instincts and will pass poverty onto your descendants.

Considering my tinfoil hat prediction of CRML worked out well.. I'll just keep on holding onto my MAY calls.. and watch them grow a long with my INTC positions

could ber pull today off and manage to keep the profit? i sure hope so. wanna see these poor bastards get a win and hold onto it for a change. plus this is way more fun than the same old shit every day

should I hold onto these SPY 705c exp 1/21? currently -45% on em

You should stop projecting yourself onto others.

[AMZN](https://x.com/search?q=%24AMZN&src=cashtag_click) had agreed last year to pay some suppliers more for tariffed goods in exchange for guaranteed minimum margins, but consultants say Amazon is now trying to claw back those concessions and shift more tariff risk onto vendors by having them cover duties, or trade smaller discounts for taking on tariffs plus more spend on marketing and promotions. https://preview.redd.it/m6ajxc8vl6dg1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d24ef3aee18a2d020a998b8a4d508d6bd715207

BREAKING reports $AMZN is pushing suppliers for price cuts ranging from low single digits up to 30% ahead of an expected Supreme Court ruling this week on the legality of Trump’s tariffs. $AMZN had agreed last year to pay some suppliers more for tariffed goods in exchange for guaranteed minimum margins, but consultants say Amazon is now trying to claw back those concessions and shift more tariff risk onto vendors by having them cover duties, or trade smaller discounts for taking on tariffs plus more spend on marketing and promotions.

hold onto ur hats regards we going back doooown

Everyone holding onto the bull train as long as possible but trying to not be the last one off the ride. Could be bumpy for the next few weeks.

My 0dte spy calls didn't work out today!sold for a loss! Onto SLV PUTS Onto 40 SLV Jan 14 79.5 puts for $1.4 each Wish me luck

Anyone else want to just shit directly onto Zuck's face? Unfortunately I think he would like it but it might still make me feel better about my meta stake

I like how Japan is able to hold onto its gains while SPY shits itself everyday.

It feels like this Greenland thing has taken too long. Sorry bro, we’ve moved onto something else.

My puts didn’t work out but it’s OK I have my Iranian Rial accounts to fall back onto to.

Agreed. As much as I want to hold onto these companies in hopes they'll hit 500, the reality is most aren't actually making money and will tank as soon as a single article is posted. Might as well lock in profit while it undulates.

That contributed to it yes. I don’t get why people forget that within that was a far bigger issue… when the iOS stuff came out and they had major issues with ad monetizing. Both fed onto each other. It’s one thing when the core business is booming or even good, but couple the losses in metaverse with a real panic in the core money machine that’s a huge problem. Again it was also in the bear market in 2022 so no one was really doing ok.

nickel is worth about 8-15cents in materials, hang onto those

I’m watching Air Bud again and honestly nobody ever explains how this was allowed to happen. A dog just walks onto a basketball court, plays in an organized game, and suddenly everyone agrees it’s legal because “no rule says a dog can’t play.” That’s not how rules work! THIS IS AMERICA! THERE ARE ALWAYS RULES! The refs don’t stop it, the league doesn’t step in, nobody asks basic questions. And the dog is suddenly incredible at basketball, better than kids who’ve trained for years? VERY UNREALISTIC. VERY SLOPPY. FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY, AIR BUD AND ALL INSTALLMENTS OF THEREOF, IS HEREBY BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES. THANK YOU. -PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

nothing to see here guys just dumping the market onto asia

It just means im not broke yet. I will pass this onto someone soon i am sure lol

everybody hold onto your silverware. silver prices are going to keep going up

Bags to riches! My pharma penny stock bags have finally been loaded onto a rocket.

Pltr holding onto those gains for its dear life here

I actually might look like a genius tomorrow for selling my spy calls Friday and holding onto my puts after all 🤔

I copy and pasted your comment onto Word and saw what you said. That's fucked up