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I'm assuming it's gonna go like the REE bubble last year. Hard and fast. 'course that's because I still have a bunch of those stocks from last year, that have all just shot back into large green numbers. Not fucking holding onto these ones forever like last time.

Where were you when the US stock market was pronounced dead? I was jacking off onto my silver buillons.

Idk how pull hold onto long calls 🙃

Ondas holding onto $12 by a thread. BY A THREAD. Some how everyday just jumps

That’s hilarious if true. I haven’t read about the second part and am not surprised to only hear about the first. Tesla should have focused on developing a cheaper lidar system and passing that cost onto the customers who really want FSD.

i should've held onto my intc puts...

Poots are a quick in an out, can’t be holding onto those for long

Wow thankgod I held onto my Nvda 190C for next week. Was boutta sell it for a 10% gain yesterday on that dip

LOL Intel buyers thought they were onto some MU level rebound

The passing of Buffett from his position at Berkshire onto the new guy probably co-incides with the passing of the old stock market order into the new world of the internet meme stock shite with every knobhead being able to pile into crap from their phone after watching online videos. He's better off without all this. I'll miss the old man, he was brilliant. Anyway, Pump it.

I need them to transfer level 3 market data onto my neuralink chip so I can lose money with more granular fidelity

God fucking damnit dude. META popped yesterday, I thought "great, I need to sell a CC now to hold onto these gains because bitch ass META always drops after every pop." Then today it rockets up another 4.5%. Jesus christ dude. My CC's are down over 150% now, fuck my goddamn life dude.

Woods been buying softness and jumped onto momo.  Plus she’s foxy for middle aged investors 

They will once they get enough people loyal to them onto the board.

If I had any fucking balls I'd be rich but instead I'm just buying 1 contact at a time to test my hunches that end up being right. But ofc the second I slide any significant chips onto the table the house is going to fuck my mouth

Trade tariffs all over again. Next week he's going to get all pissed off because the concept for the deal won't be to his terms. Tariffs starting March 1! Then we get to March. Tariffs postponed until April. Then mid-April we get an announcement for a new framework. And by next year we'll have forgotten about all this and be onto the next big commotion.

Held onto Jan 22 488 calls too long. Still closed them out for a 300% gain, but had nearly 1000% with a draft order to sell half of that. Gain's a gain but uff, that would have been pay off the house kind of money.

just to be clear about this, US-Citizen: If USA decides to invade Greeland, you guys rather make your European Trip now, because after that you will not be allowed to set a foot onto European ground for many years to come. Say Bye-Bye to Vacation in Ibiza and things like that. Just like the russian tourists, who are like "mimimi why no being nice to us anymore? we are not to blame for the war!" americans will exactly be dealt the very same way. And i very much hope EU sells its Dollardebt and YES FINALLY a TAX ON GOOGLE, APPLE, META!! ... to quote someones retarded Dad here "i dont mind if we lose all our money as long as we get greenland" --- Be careful what you wish for - it might get true.

just to be clear about this, US-Citizen: If USA decides to invade Greeland, you guys rather make your European Trip now, because after that you will not be allowed to set a foot onto European ground for many years to come. Say Bye-Bye to Vacation in Ibiza and things like that. Just like the russian tourists, who are like "mimimi why no being nice to us anymore? we are not to blame for the war!" americans will exactly be dealt the very same way. And i very much hope EU sells its Dollardebt and YES FINALLY a TAX ON GOOGLE, APPLE, META!! ... to quote someones retarded Dad here "i dont mind if we lose all our money as long as we get greenland" --- Be careful what you wish for - it might get true.

So I guess we already got Greenland moving onto Iceland now....next week UK

Just attached some machine guns onto my sled dogs. They’re battle ready.

Gold about to hit $4900 soon hang onto your butts

Lukashenko signs onto Board of Piss 🤣 🤡

Almost time for ol donny to load up the truth social battle station and shitpost till hes tuckered out for the night, hold onto your butts. Who is ready for an AI generated, dementia fueled, barrage of nonsensical social media posts from the most powerful man in the world?

Every time I come onto reddit, I’m greeted by pictures of the boys over on ZyzzLegacy sub 🫦🤦🏼‍♀️ All I want to say to them is let me pull your blonde curly hair and slap your 🍑and a lot of other stuff But I don’t, I know how to be a lady.

Buddy, there isn’t an adult at the wheel no matter how much you want to project a master plan onto this lmao

#Futes couldn't even hold onto that tiny 0.1% gain LMAO🤌🤏

The YouTube generation was after my time, but I find it hilarious how Mr. beast has turned onto this sociopathic squid games figure while Markiplier seems to be retired and living happily ever after with his girl. I only know these people from memes. Markiplier is the “E” meme guy right

Those of us on the cutting edge of timing the market know good and well how rigged it is. Often times when i sell something, such as a put, the market swiftly moves in its favor. I have never once in 5000 trades held onto anything that moved in my favor while i held it. The only money to be made is in price innefficiancy, the rest is myth.

Bols now holding onto faith that 🥭 will save their calls once he takes the stage to open his fucking mouth at the world economic forum tomorrow. # 8==> ▄█▀█🐮

I went to truth social and it downloaded a file onto my computer without permission. wtf. and trumpstruth did not update today.

uuuugh. hang onto ur butts. Just gotta get thru to the other side

Hold onto your butts

What is crazy to me is that mango will just put his balls out in the open with a letter to Norway on some boo hoo shit about a peace prize but people will still try to project an adult at the wheel onto him and say it’s a ploy to increase nato defense spending on Greenland lol

you might be onto something here 🤔

holding onto cash this week

He is creating this supposed tariff magnus opus but sending Norway some real high school level shit? Dudes so vague and stupid people project the need for an adult at the wheel onto him lol

Mango resonates with dipshits so well because you can superimpose anything you want onto him. From ‘this is just a ploy to get Denmark to agree to defense spending’ to ‘why shouldn’t we take over Greenland and destroy nato? Europeans are gay and talk funny and don’t love my president’ whatever you wanna cope with works.

The stocks I decided to not fomo into cause they were up +50% YTD are green, and the stocks I decided to hold onto despite being -5% YTD are red. Looks like depression is back on the menu boys.

I'm not gonna lie this meme market is insane. I'm not saying its done dumping but, if we open green and just keep going? What's it going to take to dump the market again? Russian nuke onto NYC?

business idea: printing my venmo QR code onto thousands of stickers and sticking them around cities all over the country I am asking for $10,000,000 for a 3% stake in my company.

ur onto something. hodl it is. last time we had huge news i was balls deep in SPY calls lost 30k lol. this time in split between SLV, AAPL, SPXL, NVDA.

Thinking some meta calls and NFLX at open. See how well SLV is doing and maybe offload my calls for next Monday or maybe hang onto them

Taco got bad info on troops going to Greenland . Onto the next taco trade .

If they're trying to fuck over China also, they're holding onto so much US debt to wipe us out In any case, silver to the moon

Wait a sec theres actually a movie out in theaters rn called Greenland....I'm onto you Gerard butler

Make a little jig onto your golf cart and just pull that sucker down there

lol, then that tiny hat disease will fully descend onto the US.

used to make fun of people for hookers & cocaine and now I think they might be onto something