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Going to be holding onto my puts till next week. Worse outcome is that I make slightly less profit unless shit moons forever tomorrow.

Maybe it’s underrating. This isn’t even a bear market yet hold onto your panties.

You're probably onto something, I'll change it to $665

Remember how the market goes: elevator shaft onto some bullets down stairs but you’re in a wheelchair up

today added 2 years onto my retirement deadline

As soon as my port goes green, I get anxious, but if it stays red, I talk myself into thinking it'll be alright. Is this the barrier I need to break to make money again, or am I holding onto a bag?

I took my waffles out of the fridge the wrong way and all the waffles fell out of the box onto the floor. What a fucked up day man, can this shit get any worse. Oh well at least I can sit down, check on the relief rally we are getting and enjoy my google gains to make up for it.... GUH!

Rotation onto GUH

Lol Burry was onto something when he said that liquidation of bitcoin will have a cascading effect on gold and silver

I was wondering why my applications with workday weren't getting past an in house recruiter at companies who use workday ...Now they unleashed 1,800 people who know how to beat ATS onto the job market and after they get jobs other places they will convince their new companies they need less people because of AI.

My other recent play was UNH lmao would have made so much more money in UPS 😩. But like you said onto the next one

No don’t listen to this guy Dump baby dump like that hot girl you keep pushing onto us in stories

Hold onto your shorts ladies and gentlemen’s it’s going to be a bumpy ride

Maybe should have held onto those 685p’s longer. But it made it for my gambling port to +40% in total today. That’s a win and I’m out of settled funds. 6 trades in a hour is regarded af tho

Well, just put some calls onto metc, hecla mining, oxy, and rdw. Still think mango man is gonna fuck something up in iran, he has to do something to get the attention away on the epstein files, especially with so much information being gathered recently

the company only exists for the C suite to dump their shares onto the public future 0.

Moved onto a new grift  

>Some researchers have suggested that humans have influenced Moltbook by commanding their bots to act in certain ways — or sometimes even hacking in themselves. >"That I did find hilarious," Bosworth said. "The idea of humans sneaking their way onto an AI bot chat network and masquerading as bots. That I found satirical." If the market sold off due to moltbook *even a little bit* then the market is as thick as queen latifah. Moltbook is probably a bunch of neckbeards prompting LLMs or pretending to be LLMs.

Hold onto your butts

# I fucking hate THIS market. Nothing can hold onto gains, everything getting slaughtered without any sense. # FUCK YOU

Do you guys think Jensen had people put GeForce Game Ready Drivers onto a Blackwell GB200 NVL72 and he just games in his leather jacket at like 50000 FPS I’d totally do that if I was Jensen

My dream is to become Saylor. Guy runs a multibillion dollar ponzi scheme and when it inevitably blows up he’ll face no repercussions & move onto the next billion dollar scheme.

there's something about GOOGL bulls that I don't like they're invested in as safe as a tech stock you can get, with consistent revenue, consistent, earnings and relatively low beta, but they act like their holding onto call options of a biotech company with no revenue the ones most worried over every price action seem to only own shares as well lol not sure if its just the value investors from the other place or wut

I feel this in my soul. I've bought LEAPs like 3 times ever, and I don't think I've ever held onto one for more than 2 weeks. Just built different.

ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER IS BACK. BAH GAWD. OFF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE MAT

Lol SPY ended pretty much right onto VWAP

It’s over, every pump is nothing more than a trap to sell at higher prices to offload onto us

God bless whoever turned me onto Micron a year ago

Generally curious how many people held onto their SLV puts thinking it could drop more… I know some of you retards here did

If you can’t get her to text you back then just move onto the next one. She’s not for you bro she’s for the streets

He wants to use his only actually profitable company to offload his crap company onto unsuspecting IPO "investors". There's plenty of people that'll line up to be his exit liquidity ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Given the average time people in this group hang onto shares I'd say yeah. If you're going extra long you'd likely be fine either way. Your money, I like seeing you guys get rich instead of posting from the bus stop/home

My cat has not been happy with the weather. He wants to be outside. He'll deal with the rain. But he's not happy about it and he avoids the woods, which is like a rain forest. We get low clouds that cover and then condense onto the top half of the trees and then rain down even when it's not really raining.

Glad I held onto my $79 silver calls for the 4th, those mf are green now

Flying onto a building 😌👍 Flying into a building 🦅🇺🇸🌎💣💣💣

Such a frustrating last couple of weeks for me. Selling my winners way too early, and holding onto losers for way too long.

holding onto my iwm 259p cause i think we round trip back to fridays low idk though lmao

fuck I should've held onto my tesla puts...

Here is my situation. At a party she approached me, not my type, not very good looking (barely passable). But shes come onto me HARD ever since. Blowing up my phone, inviting me to parties. My boy says to me "your girl asking about u". And lol we hadnt even done shit since we first met! Turns out shes a harley quinn - full on dark/brght type shit untreated bpd, and very well connected/cared for. If i feed into this at all, even by accident, im fairly certain id end up on the wrong type of shitlist. Shes tryna move quick, and i get a wyd text multiple time a day offering to pick me up and go. I feel i am going to fall for this woman.

Still over $100 in China, but you hold onto those puts

I don't know why everyone thinks Warsh is fundamentally hawkish, because he's not. He's a loyal Republican toady, which is why they put him onto the FOMC at age 35 under Bush in 2006. Trump ain't putting him there to do the right thing. Warsh was hawkish in 2006 because duh. He remained hawkish because a tan-suit mustard-eating Democrat, and a black one at that (gasp), was in the White House, and obstructionism was the name of the game at the time. He's going to do what the conservatives want him to do.

Hate these sunday nights lately… all the ingredients there for experts to bandwagon onto the idea of a great reset… The longer and longer we play around up here, the worse the rush to the exit day gets. Need a healthy pullback. I hope today isn’t the day. On fridays, time to start sprinkling a couple dollars on 1dte 5% otm puts. Small enough amounts to keep a bankroll for a ~2 years. The market can remain irrational for a long time… but not forever.

"The market has been overbought for a long time, this needed to happen" I say as I rack the slide on a .45 and drip tears onto a hastily-written note

So glad i held onto my gold and silver shorts

We need to vote me onto the board so WSB has some input

🌽 holding on to 77k like how an old man holds onto soup in a deli

If you held onto 15,000 dollars after the recession in 2009, you would have 15000 dollars by now

This just leads the further metals and equities dump Monday - buckle up and hold onto your butts -2% easy

Gamestore had better liquidate their BTC if they want to hold onto enough liquidity to buy some other company that actually knows how to make money

He held onto that shit 'till the end. I think he was the Benjamin Franklin of stocks. A lot of lore.