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I put Claude onto GOONMAXXING🫴

Puts on Microsoft is pretty bold, be careful you don't get screwed just because of some panic sellers and vibes. These companies have strong finances and futures currently, I predict they will recover sooner than you may think. I wish you the best though, even if i'm holding onto some of their stocks for the long term.

NFP - Fake Unemployment Rate - Completely fudged Positive CPI - This is the biggest joke of all This is distribution. Institutions are slowly unloading onto retail and dumber institutions. That's why we've been stuck in this range since October. They either finish unloading and dump SPX back to 6200 or they reenter and we go to 7200.

Bitcoin bros on their knees begging the crypto Gods with everything they got to help lure as many sucker fish onto their hooks as possible lol ain't falling for that trash ass bait 🤣 the only good entry point with bitcoin is gonna be at zero

The MMs are onto me I’m having to fight to scalp these damn calls.

Low volume dump. They holding onto everybody's paychecks over the 3 day weekend and will use a rush of 401k buys to pump tf out of the market on Tuesday morning. Today is for loading up on calls.

# the stock market has become the shit market. nothing, I mean nothing, can hold onto gains anymore. Good news --> down, bad news --> washout. FUCK YOU i HATE THIS MARKET SO MUCH. STOP BEING GHEY

Corn is $5. You’re worried it might crash. So you buy a contract that says: “I have the right to PUT my corn onto someone at $5.” If corn drops to $3… You walk up and say: “I’m putting this corn on you at $5.” They are legally obligated to buy it from you at $5. 🧸💦

Honestly Bandi was onto something, I didn’t give a fuck when the DOW was at 50.000 either

I'm holding onto my crwv related stuff until the 25th/26th. Nvda earnings on 25th & crwv has been moved to 26th so hoping for some weird "nvda announces 51% ownership of crwv"...then I'm outta there. Crwv made me good money multiple times but this is my last drink at the crwv fountain before I rotate outta ai related shit.

Those who are brave and do what is obvious and needed before next week will preserve their wealth. Those who still cling onto hopes of past performances will be ruined financially and take on generational debt. You have been warned.

COVID was an Alien attack. They ised it as cover to take over. The Biden we saw was an organic cyborg that malfunctioned. Trump victory stunned even the Aliens. They are afraid now.. Just letting you in on the secret since you stumbled onto it

My utility bill is going through the roof because the republican lawmakers in my state have passed laws that allow the utility to pass on costs associated powering newly constructed ai datacenters onto consumers. I fucking hate AI. I will literally never voluntarily use AI.

Run is genuinely over Why is everyone ignoring the slaughtering of so many tickers since November trying to cling onto the fact the index is at such a fake ATH

Those that are brave and do what is needed and obvious before next week will preserve their wealth. Those that still cling onto hopes of past performances will be ruined financially and take on generational debt. You have been warned.

Now onto timing the top to load them puts...

When a lotta you pussies are old and crying in your baked beans, virtually toothless etc, you'll likely be wishing you held onto some of these tech and space type stocks

I am missing out on all the fun holding onto AMD

Sometimes it feels like those boardwalk games. It looks like it would be easy to toss a ring onto any of those hundreds of bottles, but for some reason I just can’t do it. The ring just bounces around without landing right.

Right, SLV is going to do it's thing and dump HARD tonight. Basically as the Asian sessions open, the dollar will continue to strengthen, and SLV is going to fall through the floor. Same thing happened last week multiple times. Hold onto your panties! I'm already up £2k during the Euro/ US sessions. Now it's time to watch the real dip take hold.

If that guy held onto intel, he would be up

HUBS was an $800 stock 1 year ago. Now it's barely hanging onto $200. Wow...

holding onto hood until i make moola or nothing that's the way

dollar rising from the ashes after a quiet day since the 8:30 pop, i bet it holds up overnight, holding onto a QQQ short and otherwise in cash waiting for another entry into metals

r/stocks and r/ValueInvesting taught me that all you have to do is buy good stocks and hold onto them no matter what. Happy to say I bought DUOL at 500 and am going to look again at the end of this year when it is at 1000. Not going to look at my portfolio until then.

Holy fucks. DUOL was >$500 a few months ago. Now it's holding onto $100 for it's life 😦

Risking my marriage holding onto these puts 💎 🤌

me at the top: "next time I buy the dip." me during the dip: "no, that's it, it's fucking over. it's going to zero, best to hold onto my cash and not catch a falling knife."

Guy who ran onto the field during the Super Bowl upload a first person video since he was wearing smart glasses Meta and the Zuck 100% paid for that fake ass shit just to promote those lame glasses

They were oversold, but I sometimes wonder if it’s more than about crypto.. if it’s about their ability to hold onto consumer in a sketchy time

# saylor acutally might end up homeless. that dude is so brainwashed. he will hold onto his magic internet money coins until they hit 0 for real. he is the dumbest guy in the whole ponzi

Well thankfully I only bought a couple of calls on hood. Now onto SHOP

SNDK holding onto 550 for dear life.

You might be onto something.

Held onto my position again and ofcourse the 1 out of 10 times I do we just get clapped. It’d be cool if I got it right ONE time. But no I guess I just should take my 200 dollars and go

Can we all just agree to do more insider trading here? I know lots of you highly regarded persons work at listed companies. Get onto a vpn and spit fiyah

Should I hold onto my 700c SNDK and 450c MU calls for January 2027?? I panic with every dip

Can you buy Google? I sold puts at $310 strike. I want to free up my capital to move onto something else

Well, I turned $250 into $4.6k. Still holding onto $1.7k worth of Hood calls

Y'all should really be more interested in where does the excise go, it isn't back onto open market anywhere in T+1. So where does it fucking go.

I will actually cum onto my gold bars.

Yeah, goated. You can save 15% on taxes if it keeps running and you can hold onto 2027

HIMS barely holding onto a coat hanger

It's so outrageous, that I think he might be onto something.

I have a 10 year old who recently agreed to becoming an Elon like megalomaniac, and impregnating 40 women at the same time in the hopes that we get enough boys to have an entire hockey team. Basically, you can shovel all of your failed dreams onto them.

Personally I wouldn't give the overlords another slave, but some people are onto that ig

Now onto the next leg down!

Isn't it about time that we all piled onto a stock so I can buy it at the top and lose $1000?

Hold onto your dicks