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State of the Union gonna blow SPY past 690 onto 700

Can GOOGL and META just hold onto some gains

$686 has fallen. Onto $688 plz then $690 power hour!!!

I’m hanging onto dead IBIT calls but I’ll admit I chuckled, take the upvote

Where does your mom fall onto the spectrum?

Oh damn spy might actually dip 1% Bulls are furiously sweating onto their laptops at Starbucks. Soon they won’t be able to afford it and might have to switch to loitering at Coffee Time

Ive got 400$ im holding onto til 3 for this reason lmao

Hold onto your butts!

Claude code created a new cybersecurity stack that only had 9 mistakes! Looks like I’m moving my billion dollar business onto this. What could go wrong  

pizza index doesn’t work anymore, they’re onto us

What if Russia gave Iran one of their videos of mange fucking a 8 year old? They're holding onto the grand prize of him torturing and killing a child, but they passed some of their worst 5 videos to them. Imagine that, Iran releasing a graphic video right after Mange starts bombing? His POS supporters will accept it but the entire world and 75% of Americans will know that it's very real. Would the cowards in congress finally impeach and remove?

tinfoil hat time, but what if this was just a ruse to gather a massive slush fund to return to corporations? I mean think about it, front end they get charged tariffs for imports, a good bit of which is passed on to the consumer. then, tariffs are struck down as illegal, opening up refund lawsuits where they can recoup the tariff payments, but not pass the refunds onto consumer TLDR: owe10 bucks, pass 5 of the cost onto the consumer pay 5 yourself. year later you get 10 back and pay nothing to the consumer. you've gained 5 bucks doing nothing but funneling the consumers money to yourself  

Hold onto your butts.

I held onto 5 868p contracts just to see if mango makes it go deep red

Lmao. I held onto my puts like a true regard with no loss aversion. I made money. I need to calm tf down.

Yeah, SPY is holding onto its gains. Calls it is, always

Gonna be hilarious when corporations get refunds even though they passed those costs onto the consumer

Am I the only one still hanging onto calls thinking this was going to be a bull run or am I really regarded

should've held onto those calls, too bearish here so of course it'll go up.

Maybe trying to hold onto hope for tariff repeal. If tariffs hold and Qs drop below 595 this shit could get real ugly.

Bubble popping on mangos watch and he gave you tariffs as the icing on the cake Talk about throwing fuel onto a fire

You may be right but I don't think everything is totally in place to start it this weekend. Iran leadership cares a LOT about self preservation too so I wouldn't be surprised if they agree to some bullshit "deal" to hold onto power a while longer.

Yeah I'm gonna hold onto some shares and see where it goes.

I held onto my puts… good luck brother

Mango is talking right now? wtf and I held onto my calls overnight?

When I closed the VXX trade at the ask at the knife down this morning at open, I went out on the bridge wing to look at the clear blue water of the Bahamas and revel in my own success. I felt a fart creeping and I forced it out, attempting to make a sound worthy of a ship's horn. But the gods saw my hubris and cast dispersions onto my anus hole, and I felt the warm trickling of diarrhea spread down my legs. I was humbled not by the markets but by my own humanity.

The hedge funds are unloading onto retail

OK onto the jobs number at 830

Is anybody buying the Robinhood ventures thing? I feel it’s just a free and easy pump/dump like most recent IPOs but it also could just be unloading overpriced bags onto HOOD users LMAO

You'll make $1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Get off the trading apps and onto eBay. Poke shit is worth more than precious metals.

WMT's been faded way too hard this week. Held onto puts for the overnight.

Was about to hammer qqq puts, inversing myself and getting $610 for next week, let’s see if you guys are onto something

Well, these $686 spy 0DTE puts went from .45 to .18 to .7 Sold most at .7, holding onto these last few for a while. Prolly gonna lose on those cuz bers r fuk but oh well, it was a hell of a ride

The market has traumatized me to be a paperhandedbich. I wish I can just hold onto my pos 2 mins longer

Horse girls are pervs. But seriously, even in the ways youre saying, it seems pretty limited use and im sure the gopro has better video and battery? Just feels like smartwatches all over again where majority of people have no real use for them but they just pile onto a trend and buy things.

You might be onto something

nah land is legit going to become more and more scarce as people like him and their families hold onto it indefinitely and turn us into serfs lol

Should have held onto it 😒

Holding onto my puts, payday is coming; today was just a nice kick in the nuts to test my faith

It’s the distribution phase… smart money are unloading quietly right onto you. These green candles are doing exactly what they are intending to do - convince you everything is fine

Spy holding onto 680 like Trump admin holding onto Epstein files

Imagine being an innovative AI company but also just latched onto Uncle Sam’s nipple like a hungry infant

Tbh calls have been like a disease so far in 2026 they like hot potatoes, gotta get rid of them quick can't hold onto hat shiet even a couple days for some tickers.

3? This Thursday and it will be onto something nee

Afterwards, you can move onto Tina Fey's Bossypants if you want. But stop before you get to Lean In. Sheryl Sandberg was Larry Summers's protege, but she's somehow exponentially more evil.

when the COVID crash happened in 2020 I said to myself "I AIN'T CATCHIN' THAT FALLING KNIFE" and held onto cash instead.

Glad I didn’t hold onto ANY tech calls this weekend, almost did y’all…

remember when we got onto that one dude who made a song with autotune and now they all do it

Well they were much more useful as slaves than murderers and robbers maybe old George was onto something

I put Claude onto GOONMAXXING🫴