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Zuck is just building all these AI data centers to backdoor the metaverse onto us. He really has fetish for humiliation.

VIX stuck above 17 even with us green and close to ATHs. Stubborn bears holding onto their puts

Only saving grace is meta holding onto 650

Top cabinet officials moving onto military bases, totally normal, nothing to see here. Calls I guess.

BREAKING: Jerome Powell has erupted from the Federal Reserve doors onto Constitution Avenue in a bear costume, screaming Trick or Treat motherfuckers!

The oligarchs are selling and preparing for whatever it is that’s making miller, noem, and patel move onto military bases

They're trying so hard to hold onto AAPL. Shit just wants to dump lol

Ain’t nothing worse than when you baghold for a long period of time, sell to break even because fuck holding onto that shit; and a week later it breaks out

Didn't hold onto GOOG calls to double my port after earnings, lost 3k to NVDA calls because orange man didn't fucking name drop a chip fuck this gay ass market

Well, might as well hold onto my Spy calls since they don’t expire til tomorrow, later regards!

I did it last week and profited very nicely. I'm thinking of selling and letting ER's do it's thing. If we faceplant - I'll consider another entry. If not - onto the next play. I did well with tech over the last 2 weeks, I think it's time for me to find something new to play.

Folks have caught onto the fact that it’s all talk

Onto RDDT tomorrow. My butthole is clenched 

Bruh every hopium the market clung onto got flipped today. Only hopium left is the fake china deal.

I’m gonna hold onto my META December calls just like the poors are holding onto their BYND shares. Who has a better chance of break even? Lmao

My qqq calls holding onto dear life

So those who are new to this: There is no reason to check the market until about 30 minutes into his speech Go touch grass come back and hold onto your ass

Under the new Terms of Service, on Nov 3 LinkedIn takes a snapshot of everyone’s entire profile, all personal data, including personal messages, geolocation, and photos and videos and uses it to train its own (for now) AI/LLMs and, vaguely- will pass your personal information onto third parties at LinkedIn’s discretion for research and AI training purposes & to prevent you breaking laws Remember to opt out kiddos

strange price action on qbts. i'm hoping this fucker is about to collapse onto itself

Hold onto the winners!

I sold half my leaps, holding onto my 11 13 and 16 strikes.

little over 2 weeks ago we were holding onto our lives at 650 lmao

imo I think it will hit 780+ since it typically goes up after earnings and considering everything is going up and the market is dumb Im just gonna hold onto them

Bags will be unloaded onto next administration

BIG FLUSH INCOMING - QQQ holding onto crucial support

The year is 2030. OpenAI now has $40B in revenue and signs a deal with DutchBros to provide $25T in future investment for expanding AI services on sugary coffee. DutchBros stock goes up 4%. No one has a job or knows how to do anything anymore, but if you have held onto your big tech stocks you are wealthier beyond imagination.

Imagine watching a horse race where they catapult a dead horse onto the track. Sure, it’ll beat others out of the gate but once it lands…it ain’t going any further. Now imagine that horse is $BYND lol.

If you listened to a Russian pump and dump scheme and are still bag holding on to bynd, that ship sailed last week, they moved onto crypto 🤦‍♂️

And yet I continue to hang onto these TSM calls

Volume picking up. Hold onto your nuts!

Fully strapped onto the GOOG rocket ship 🚀 

Imagine coming onto RDDT and not buying it 🚀

Thetagang goes onto a bus and sits next to a very attractive young nun. He can't help himself and says, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen... please I wish to have sex with you." She smiles, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver 🐻 couldn't help but overhear the conversation and offers some advice. "She goes to the cemetery every Sunday night to pray to the Lord. Dress up in some robes and wear a mask that glows in the dark. Command her to have sex with you since you are God." Thetagang goes to the cemetery and sure enough on Sunday night the nun is praying. He approaches her and does exactly as he was told. The nun only asks if they can do anal so she can preserve her virginity and vows. After they are done, he rips off his mask and says "Hah I am Thetagang!" The nun suddenly also rips off her mask and says... >!Hah I am 🏳️‍🌈🐻!!!!<

I might actually KMS for not holding onto my calls after thr big AI dip last week

Monster sell out coming soon ( people have moved onto Celsius)

lose 2k gambling "is what it is gg onto the next one." spend $500 on my credit card bill "broooo BRO this is ridiculous I need to get my spending under control what the fuck dude 500 is insane."

Anyone know if the edgar SEC database thing is updating during the shutdown? Carvana insiders were disclosing sales on a daily basis but now there’s nothing since October 10. And I know those mofos didn’t just suddenly decide to hold onto their shares in their scam company 

I don’t disagree. A pussy and immature - placing so much weight onto something so meaningless in the grand scheme of things.

I'm finally coming to terms that I lost 50% of my savings in just a few days by joining the hype of BYND; I'm embarrassed and ashamed, but more upset knowing it will take alot longer to regain my losses; I was doing really well after TACO by day trading LETFs, but that was easy investing as most stocks werte moving up. I looked at VIX, charts- VMAP, RSI, MACD, and set stop losses and never held onto anything overnight to avoid losses. I became cocky and started gambling based on speculation and emotions. Thank you to those who advised me to cut my losses and sell!

Is that a pussy fart onto someone's face?

Your new name is Sarah! Hold onto my pocket.

Thank God I held onto $IREN this week lmao

Wallstreetbets about to hop onto big pharma. **REGENERON REGN** poised for breakout. 600 calls for next week earnings. We flying to 850 retards 🤑🤑🤑🤑🥵🥵🥵📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

Worth holding onto achr or should I pile it all into asts?

if you're a real man, like me, you'll hold onto your fully leveraged call exposed port through the cpi data

wow, my 40$ INTC bags have finally been resurrrected from the dead. Just goes to show, it pays to stay bitter and angry and hold onto your bags a couple years sometimes

If you’re reading this you’re likely overweight and smell bad and should get off Robinhood and onto the treadmill

SPY better hold onto 670

Jump in wsb hype stock on day 1 or 2, don't overstay your welcome, onto the next play

Talking about BYND still won’t bring you your money back. That shit is cooked, onto the next play.