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Y'all I need some advice, do I hold onto my SPX call for Dec 19th the 6850 strike or sell it on Monday for SPX 6910 call that expires on Dec 31 Buys me two weeks and yes we all know an EOY to 6900 is coming or even 7k.

Jensen started flexing. Hold onto your butts.

I’m probably so fucked, but there’s a 1% chance I’m not so fucked and I’m holding onto that through after hours.

Options chain and corn show potential reversal about to occur. Hold onto your butts!

Yesterday I sold my puts too early...today I held onto them. Winning ☹️

# 🌽 hopes the government to step in and buy a lot of Bitcoin for the Strategic Reserve, essentially make the Reserve a Bitcoin bailout fund, pushing losses onto taxpayers # Can 🌽 retards just be normal and do 0DTE options like the rest of us here??????

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT LMAO. IF THE SUPREME COURT OVERTURNS THE TARIFFS THEN THOSE ILLEGAL TARIFFS GET REFUNDED TO IMPORTERS. BUT THE FINAL COST OF THOSE TARIFFED ITEMS HAVE ALREADY BEEN PUSHED ONTO THE CONSUMER. SO WE PAID MORE MONEY FOR THE ITEMS FOR NO REASON AND THE IMPORTER GETS THE TARIFFS THAT THEY PAID (WHICH THEY MADE THE CONSUMER PAY) BACK. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is it bad for your health if you jump off your office building onto the sidewalk or no?

When men slept, bear ravaged their portfolios spilling blood onto the street. As night turned to day, the city became aware. -Shakesbear 2025

I swap my debt onto your ship....and you dip i dip we dip

Lots of companies are taking on debt to finance AI and data center expansions...fewer rate hikes means borrowing costs are higher and it will cost more to repay that debt..so evaluations will drop. Add onto that the fear of a bubble and you get today.

I'll say it again: death cross on the SPY daily chart. Last time that happened was early March this year. Hold onto your butts.

We were due for a 10% correction so this isn't really a big deal as long as you don't have any crazy calls options expiring soon. Just calm down and hold onto your shares fam. It will go back up eventually. Weird to see everyone panicking like they just lost a huge portion of their life savings.

Wishing I held onto my SOFI puts longer instead of selling them and buying one day SOFI calls expiring at end of day tomorrow

So it looks like institutions used the good Nvidia earnings to exit AI positions and leave Retail holding the bag EDIT: so if you're still holding onto AI stocks, good fucking luck

Regarded NBIS holders are gonna paper hands and let institutions collect more shares for cheap. 90% of “investors” were actually just looking for a quick gain. Anyone actually holding onto their shares will be fine

Death cross on the daily SPY chart. Last time this happened was March this year. Hold onto your butts, boys.

That's assuming there's any confidence in the economy. Thanksgiving is gonna be silent in terms of consuming, Amazon might have a strike to put down, and any rallies in December will be overshadowed by more Americans holding onto their dollars during the winter for survival. I could be completely retarded here I'll admit. But I can't imagine anything except a goddamn miracle in the hope of something resembling a green rally

I will forever regret not holding onto my puts. This sell-off was fucking perfect

When it was pumping this morning and btc was tanking, I knew the rest would follow. Wish I held onto my puts a little longer though, cashed out a little early.

Market too fake and ghey to ever hold onto gains

MMs dumping their profits onto you

They’re trying so hard to hold onto 90k 🤣

i'm still holdong onto my 673p lmao

Good morning Logs onto RDDT Puts on fedora hat

michael burry talking about shit this sub talked about months ago, he thinks he's onto anything man, so out of touch

Now all we need is trumps job report with a couple crayon 0s added onto the number. Spy 700

Holy fuck man, 65 billion expected q4, holding onto my March calls

Guys, be patient, it’s hard to get a leather condom onto a fat penis

hold onto your butt

Im tired of everyone clinging onto the “ai bubble” shit. This is a healthy pullback, any week now we should be back to green but fuck is it stressful

it's a solid 50/50 chance. it either happens or doesn't. you might be onto something here

Green futes = red day Red futes = redder day Hold onto your butts

did bearhunter switch from a bull to a bear or did he forget to log onto bullsrfuk to post...

Oracle Larry the fucking idiot throwing fuel onto fire because he wanted to be the richest man for less than a day

Still holding onto my 655P like a loser

Remember how we pumped on gov shutdown ending optimism on that one Friday? We’re going to cling onto NVDA breaking records and fly

Paint the boards gold and you're onto something.

#Bol couldn't even hold onto gains of 0.2% in futures LMAO🤌

Everyone is so “onto something” about this dip. It seems like everyone knows why stocks are down! Be regarded when others are smart. It’s calls

Imagine buying SPY calls at noon......and still holding onto them

Hear ye, hear ye, GATHER ROUND, ye fellow bulls… The time has come once more. We call upon you, almighty Jensen. Yes, the memes have been plentiful. The ride has been a glorious one. And yet, our job is not fully complete. We ask of you: DELIVER ONTO US, ONTO THE WORLD, THE MAGNIFICENT NVDA SANTA RALLY!!! pls jensen… save us bulls yet again… Amen. 🙏

I held onto BBAI too long, brb gonna shoot myself

These devious fucks unloaded their worthless puts onto us again.

GOOG holding onto gains would be nice...just once GOOG, come on you can do it!

Holding onto 0 day puts is like holding in a shit

Hey, you could be forced onto a crab boat making $73/day with an 11 day life expectancy on a 215 day fishing route around the sub arctic, only to end your voyage in south INDIA or starting a construction job in Qatar.

Switch around the last two letters in Meta and what do you get? Maybe the fake gang are onto something 🤔