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Intel holding onto $40 lifeline

Need jpow to come in on a skateboard, do a flip onto the podium and say “what’s up dudes”

youre onto something here

Got my faced ripped off for $45,000 shorting NatGas Futures…been holding onto these short contracts for my dear life. NatGas finally went down 8% today. Phew! Now I know why they call it the Widow Maker lol

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

mfer is gonna take off like a rocket after rate cuts. hold onto your sack and relax until the printer fires up again.

If I could hold onto positions for more than a couple of weeks at a time I'd have made a million fucking dollars this year

CVNA got onto spy and you think this shits a good index?

That was a serious fucking fall SPY, are you okay? *jumps from back onto feet* "Let's Santa rally, virgins"

They'll toss a gold coin onto his pile and he'll go back to sleep

Coming off a 3 day bid in Reddit prison right now. Copy and pasted the mule line from Christmas vacation onto some post in here and got banned for 3 days. Couldn’t even appeal it. I hope RDDT stock crashes

Bers the type to install a VPN to log onto porn sites just to look at feet

By God, Hamilton, I think you’re onto something. Now take your shot!

More like AAPL unloads its over-the-hill boomer designers onto META.

Dreamt i was never laid off and went onto have a great career. Woke up in a pile of trash.

I believe you're onto something... 🤔

In that case I'll probably sell most but hold onto a few for shits and giggles. Thanks for the info.

placed 10 profitable trades just to hold too long onto my loser and give it all back. i'm flat for the day GUH

Me: Buys an option and watches it go from -50% to +80% then cashes that thing to start my weekend You: Praying for salvation holding onto your position like it is your precious child, inevitably ruining your weekend when your child expires worthless

Still holding onto these $QQQI calls that are currently ITM for Feb, but the bid/ask spread is just rough. $1.00-4.00 is unworkable

The only thing magnificent is how AMZN holds onto life despite yearning for a red death

Should I hold onto my snow puts? This bitch bout to drop to 190 I can feel it in my bones

I spent 4 hours staring at SPY holding onto my shitty calls after selling my shitty puts only to make +$50 when it finally decided to go above 684.50 for like 2 minutes goddamn theta day got me again. I'm buying Wendy's and taking tomorrow off

Cnbc - Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it’s costing the economy

the average time I hold onto a trade in my mind is 0.000021 seconds

I have CCCX for $14.80. I'd love to offload it onto someone else for $20.

Meta throwing less cash onto a bonfire is positive.  Jesus Christ.

Woah WTF META shot up 4% in pre-market Why didn't I hold onto my shares 😭

You might be onto something

Most hetero bulls love market breadth increasing, but not at the expense of their over leveraged Big Tech overlords lmao. "They" patiently waited all year, sitting on big gains, offloaded onto people on the backs of strong Big Tech earnings that is completely counter intuitive, and then use that easy money to diffuse right back into the market spreading out risk. Megacaps are like reliable piggy banks.

back onto the green gravy train

I fumbled the trade of a lifetime...why didnt i fucking hold onto my HOOD during the great crash of pre thanksgiving

We still holding onto NVDA bro?

Because copilot is being forced into every mircrosoft app. Everybody hates office updates.  Gemini is just added onto search. It helps you

The folks who sew straps onto your boots have all lost their jobs. It's cheaper to produce bootstraps in China using the underpaid labor of ethnic minorities.

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I was holding onto cash for the mid 60's, which would have followed the last halving cycle, but bought back in after it got rejected near 83 again. If it really does go down to the 60's again, I'll find some way to come up with more cash, but I'm so happy for my choice so far.

If I could make an ETF that tracked the value of Carpenter's Christmas Portrait playtime from the day after Thanksgiving to December 26th, I think I'd be onto something.

Glad someone is. I haven’t felt good about mine for a week. Sold all my calls and still hanging onto my puts waiting for a dip

everyone buy amazon right now, just watched my fiance load up all of her birthday gift cards onto an amazon gift card to buy Christmas gifts and other stuff

IREN is fucking dead and so are all data center stocks. AI is a thing of the past already and smart money like me has moved onto the coal mines. I now own 35 coal mines and work in 31 of them. My lungs grow stronger the more I breathe in the sweet smell of coal.

Apparently you can make $900 if you go to Dubai and poop onto a mirror

Hold onto your nuts for the reversal of whatever you just did.

I got hired with an annual salary of $245K. I turned around and hired H1B holder Rajesh for $45K and shoved my work onto him. Pocketed free $200K, EZ PZ

Literally just buy calls. It works every time in this market. Also should have definitely held onto my 683c a bit longer, I rly thought it was not going to hold again but it’s whatever ig. Still made 1.3k so think I’m done for today.

Buddy I sold 1/3 at 185 will hold onto

Jenny!! Is this two days of green dildo for NVDA!!! To the bro that told me to hold onto my 175 J16s I just sold 1/3 of my position Last week I sold 1/3 at 181 and bought that same contract yesterday at 173 Will hold onto the other two.

I ran into JPow on the street outside of a hotel today. I went up to tell him I'm a big fan but as my eyes caught his, I could tell he was on some kind of drug. Before I even got a word out, he looked at me manically and said "Oh you want a cut, here's your cut!" then dumped a little vile of powder onto his curled index finger and gestures it up at my face. I said "no thank you." He started laughing saying, "More for me!" as he snorted the power and walked away with an uneven gait, the whole time with his head cocked back hysterically laughing. I'm bullish.

At this point I’m just holding onto them to see how much I can sell them all for. Hopefully use the money to buy an island in Bermuda so I can tell people to Get Off My Beach ^TM

ANF rallied up like this multiple times after earnings and then set new lows. Its brands are losing share and margin. Search trends show year over year decline whereas competitors show growth. If you back out the 210 bps tariff impact, ANF spent an extra $39 million in "selling expense" to increase operating income by $2.5 million. They're pushing on strings trying to hang onto market share (don't buy the marketing "investments" lie).