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Hold onto your assholes boys. Things might get a bit **gapey** for a bit.

You might be onto something

fuck damn I should've held onto my MSTR puts.

bols hang in there, this is the last shakeout before the end of year pump you can hang onto my balls if you like

Held my full port SQQQ position from Friday.  Was a little puckered at the beginning of the day ngl, but immediately she started acting right again.  If you look at QQQ, especially something like the 3 hour chart, she’s showing every sign of an imminent breakdown.   In any case, it’s worth hanging onto the position for now - especially with several negative catalysts coming later this week and next. Edit: downvoted for making money, I definitely am in the right place lol 

Went to Costco today. There was a guy throwing hotdogs at people screaming “MINUS 7%!” as each weiner connected with an executive member’s ™️ face. A forklift had fallen through the ceiling onto an unattended group of 8 Mormon children, with only a sample lady trying to sweep it up. Outside at the gas station people in red hats were crying and smoking. Total shitshow. Bought a chicken pot pie for tonight

Bears hate themselves and project doom onto other people 

Alts have never been anything other than a leveraged instrument onto btc.

Im curious. How do you guys have the balls to hold 0dte? If I held onto my 681p (400 contracts), 680p (400 contracts), I think I could have made over 100k today. I even told myself spy was definitely touching 679 and I will sell there but I chickened out and only sold for around 10k profit. Am I suppose to get drunk before trading?

Someone put blud onto Gemini and anthropic

Congrats, you made it onto the internet.

calling pajama traders pumping 0.25% "markets r green" is quite the reach but whatever gets you to hold onto hope for your worthless calls # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

Watching bul grab onto tiny futures confirms their level of desperation

I drove up onto a car that was crashed into a tree yesterday 19 degrees out and I had my kids in the back of the car. Slowed down to ask if he was alright. He was jumping around from shock and said he was ok It was a blind turn and he was distracted by a phone conversation, so I left and called 911 when I got home Should I have stayed or was leaving the right thing?

Does it expire September 2026? If so I would just hang onto it you have plenty of time!

Am I? After it peaked around $20k in 2017 it dropped to $3k. I don’t care anyway, I held onto some I mined in 2011 and sold it last year at $98k.

I held onto GOOGL calls like a true regard as their premium just wasted away all week. Now I need a pop come Monday, a catalyst or anything, maybe Altman gets caught using Gemini while riding a Waymo I don’t know 😭😭

10% of the entire world’s silver supply dumped onto the market in under 15mins using fake paper ounces. And it gets bought straight back up. Metals scam is coming do an end ..

I’m so tired of the AI bubble. Living in the bay, the sheer percentage of conversations that eventually steer onto that subject is like 95%. Shit is boring af. And most of the time they don’t know shit.

Been holding onto Rivian Leaps since early this year for the end of 2027 that basically doubled in value today lol

Well boys. I pulled out of 80% of my leap GM puts. Dumb ber lose 20k this year. Made 28k last year.  Onto 2026!!!

This place is full of retards, what do expect? Just hold onto them and pray for a V

$LULU braindead bears who fell for the trap last week spent all weekend stressed and gaped. meanwhile bulls enjoyed filet mignon cooked medium rate and them cocaine fueled sex with their supermodel girlfriends with dd tits and bbl wearing $VSCO lingerie and louboutin heels. im happy for all the bulls who listened to me and held onto their shares. bers have been out in full force trying to scare you out of your shares. meanwhile new bers who shorted in the 160s are stressed and cant sleep and spam the boards every night while bulls sleep soundly with their trophy wives with dd tits bought with their lulu gains.

Jpows tryna take the market, hold onto your nipples and drop the soap

TLRY gonna break out next meme before it makes it onto the big board, will retake $2 quickly

Some people go through life waiting for happiness to fall in their laps. Nah man, not me. It's like a tree, with happy nuts all over it. You gotta grasp that tree by the trunk, give it a few tugs and thrusts, and let all those happy nuts fall on you. Then you move onto the next tree, tending the previous one for next harvest. Fuck yeah.

NVDA could survive a Cat 5 hurricane, hanging onto 180 lol

Fads come and go. Tulips, .com, AI. But booty, that’s been the name of the game before we even started carving voluptuous women onto cave walls.

I'm holding onto ORCL, please fix my Christmas santa

dang maybe all my regraded decision making into getting an em call and making me hold onto 1dte calls overnight was a blessing in disguise

Approximately 10:45 we all hold onto our butts

Hold onto your butts. 📉

I've pushed every single chip I had onto COST, time to nut up or shut up

shouldnt be is different from what is The Ouroboros Economic Policy works for the ones who are at the steering wheel, and there better be plenty more snake meat Bols arent even being greedy holding onto assets really. Now more than ever its the only way to stay fucking alive financially which is sad

I'm holding onto my stupid SPX calls for tomorrow. It's I get rugged, then it's on me

Hold onto your tits, going to be a bumpy ride.

We all know JPow is going to do the right thing. He's going to strut onto stage wearing Jensen's leather jacket, walk up to the mic, clear his throat and say, "fuck it, we ride." He proceeds to drop the mic, and walk off into the sunset...

*JPow clears throat* “Hold onto your seatbelts”

~~This dude is onto something.~~ This dude is on something

Ok added BMNU calls that should act like lampreys and snatch onto the tip of the incoming jpow green dildo

up 150% on mstr puts im holding onto these suckers

I am so glad I’ve held onto my WBD calls

Futures mooning, that can only mean one thing. Dumping onto you bag holding regards at open.

Bought CRWV puts at the bottom like a regard. Should I hold onto them or sell before daddy JPOW gives us grinch dick green for the holidays?

So sell my calls before the event and hold onto my puts

Breaking News: The full text of JPow's speech tomorrow has been released. "Good afternoon. *whips girthy 12" cock onto podium* This is my final time to fuck everyone. In light of this fact, the bulls have been having too much success over my tenure, so I am raising rates 250 basis points. Fuck your calls. Fuck this economy. Fuck your mom. JPow out." *drops mic*

I cannot wait for all the institutional fucks that were piling into ORCL CDS to get fkin OWNED. Im betting plenty of those fucks that didnt even own the bonds were piling into them, then going onto secondary to short shares...for the 38B debt that they DIDNT EVEN PARTICIPATE IN. Now get fucked yo!

Tomorrows headline *the markets remain flat as fed rate cuts are meaningless. Now onto our main story - how a little online car dealership went from millions to billions*

Feels ready for a dump to oblivion, so I’ll hold onto my calls.

People really thought eth was going to hold onto an 8% gain 🤣🤣🤣