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Why do people expect SPY to skyrocket suddenly in a day? If anything it seems like something you hold onto long term like VOO

What’s wild is in two weeks we’ll be onto some other unimaginably stupid debacle and there will still be bulls saying SPY700

Rain binds particulate matter in the air as it falls, the air is usually polluted in cities and the rain washes it from the air onto the ground.

Sell. There's too much mixed signals with the company right now. Don't risk holding onto it. Put some of the proceeds to pure stock and rest easy holding those for the longer run.

This always interests me about markets. The weird thing is, by the time us Normies understand the pattern, it's already onto the next one lol

I did too many dips and cried lowering myself onto my toilet seat so there’s that

Thought you wrote wife and were onto me

how did that play out exactly, I think you’re onto something

Just drove past the National Guard by my house. Hummers getting loaded onto trucks. Last week was busses loading up troops. Do what you must with this information!

Koru bers better hold onto your b holes

Still holding onto 3 $111 oil futures 😭

Glad I hung onto my MU calls, but fuck LITE, thought it was cooked last week so sold for a loss.

Most wsb shittalking msft so you may be onto something

I read a good shit post that confirmed my trade bias so I am now going to hold onto the position

The bulls moved SPY off of its yearly low and onto its second lowest point of the year. Checkmate bears.

Absolutely. They are quite volatile. I only usually do 1dte. Happy to be bol or a ghey. Any other stocks like this you can recommend? Sad I never got onto Palantir

A guy I know held onto 3/11 670 puts. Haha what a loser. Theoretically, how fuk is him?

Everyone piled onto calls? Fuck it, let it drop.

I closed my oil shorts so I think we’re done. Onto the next grift

He really wants to move onto Cuba next

This is literally just him manipulating with headlines again since the markets were looking rough. He values that over literally everything. Idk how more ppl havent caught onto this.

Holy shit thank god I held onto my calls. Exited around 6765 but idc that was insane

damn, anyone who was still holding onto 0dte calls just made a killing

Inb4 Trump says something or someone in the cabinet says something that makes it seem like they have a plan they don’t have, the market rips during that with this fire sale, and Trump forgets about Iran and moves onto the next country.

10 o cock, hold onto your butts

Panic and bear memes slowly showing up on wsb front page so that makes me feel better Having said that I usually wait for dancing bear gif, hotline pinned etc before buying the dip heavily Edit: didn't notice it but dancing bear gif making its way onto the top...

Time to bring back the horses and carriages back onto our roads. It worked in the 1800-1900s before the Ford revolution, it should work now.

The last 6 months was a distribution as funds offloaded bags onto passive and retail. No active buyers are stepping in for another 5-10% 

By Jove, I think you're onto something.

Casey’s earnings tomorrow hold onto your ass

I’m holding onto a 1000 shares with a $14 average. I’m the poster child for TAKE YOUR FUCKING PROFITS. Nothing has changed for the company except good news since the last ER. I was not feeling that great about upcoming earnings until I learned the CFO increased his position by 30%. I’m no Einstein, but that is a bullish signal if I’ve ever seen one.

a nuclear warhead could fall directly onto the bull statue and people would be in here still saying "too bearish in here! you know what that means!!!!!!"

Dennis and Mac were onto something stocking up on gas

Mango is gonna declare "IRAN WAR WON!" and move onto Cuba any day now. Israel is gonna be pissed or sabotage.

Hang onto your tits 692 incoming

Thank god I held onto my AMZN puts.

Everyone go check out JohnLoc from X. He’s gonna end up on here soon. Absolute degen that I’m surprised hasn’t made it onto this subreddit yet. Straight up gambled options from 300 to over 200k. Currently heavy in 3/12 680 681 and 677 calls of a 200k position. He’s likely using margin as his buying power is 100k but in a 200k position. Guys put him up here. He deserves it https://x.com/johnloc18/status/2029668592518844696?s=46 https://x.com/johnloc18?s=21

Idk who would want to hold onto the weekend so ima buy puts which means we’re going straight to 690. I stg the pedos are out to get me.

Officially started a new smegma jar this morning 💪 Got two full jars and onto number three!

Welp, you've convinced me to hold onto my SLV shares. Thanks 🫡

Remember when all those gooners tried to get onto area 51 to bukake alien cheeks

Bro you just know her asshole is so blown out that a single sneeze will prolapse her entire colon onto you

RDDT is truthfully the worst stock I have ever invested in. I bought it February 6 and I’ve been suffering since. I already clipped a portion of it and took a $7000 loss and the rest I’m just holding onto. No matter fucking what it just trades sideways or flat and it dumps aggressively Fuck their P/E ratio and fuck their growth. This is the most manipulated junk out there. If I am ever able to get over $156 I’m pulling out out of this shit and I will never buy it again. Be warned it is garbage

Sitting down to pee isn't the answer. The shape of the male urethra ensures that a few drops of pee will always drop out of your dick and onto the floor when you stand up. The only real solution is to pee in the sink. 

this ^ I’ve been a software engineer for over a decade, so it was my bread & butter. Probably gonna take a much needed break when eventual handoff to the agentic AI agents is done, rest, reset and move onto something else. My big org definitely doesn’t want to be left behind on the AI ship, and is heavingly pushing every dev to integrate AI agents to do the entire dev cycle. Feels like a job handoff. Been blessed this gig has paid me well over the last decade. AI’s taken over the fun part of coding, i loathe this remaining managing part. I’ve always wanted to learn landscaping, Zen gardens in particular fascinate me. Maybe i’ll head over to Japan for a couple of years and upskill.

It won’t because I’m still holding onto puts… if it was calls though it would have been a -3% day

I used to be constipated all the time but ever since the market has been fucking me so rough the shit just slides right out onto the cardboard by the Wendy's dumpster. Thank you MMs for saving me a trip to the doctor 

Risk/reward for where it's at, adding onto July calls... RDDT, pltr calls months out... ASTS, crwd more for shorter dated calls

670 has been support for SPY since December. If that breaks tomorrow hold onto your hat folks

Loading a nuclear weapon onto an aluminum skiff and trying to steer it at a destroyer sounds exactly like the kind of thing Iran would come up with 😂