NVDA

Hmmmm, when we’re all banking on NVDA earnings and Job numbers, maybe the music has already stopped, and I have to begin to look for a chair

News flash bud. NVDA bad news = very bad news NVDA good news: exit liquidity for big bag holders

Doubt it; it will probably be a +1% green day on Thursday, but as another commenter said, there's just too much fucked up for NVDA earnings to carry a continued rally.

NVDA is going to report that Jensen has been an AI generated hologram for the last 12 months and that's why he's always in the same jacket. Futuristic AI is already here and despite the atmosphere being stripped away by a massive solar flare, we've all been living within an endless data center without knowing it. SPY 2700 EOW.

Need data center stocks to just survive until Nvda earnings.

NVDA about to announce a $179 Gayjillion forward earning estimate and the market isn’t going to know what to do

I've never played NVDA earnings days - like, I just hold cash and my longs. The stock is too huge and affects pretty much the entire tech sector and it always does crazy-ass shit in the hour before close up to open the next day.

Earnings, schmernings. NVDA is all bullshit and weird shaped tariff rules that vary monthly. Whatever number they choose 1. It's complete bullshit 2. The earnings beat will also be bullshit 3. No one has the proof that it is bullshit, so up for earnings. 1.5% bump. Minimum.

If $NVDA moons post earnings, it would be the biggest FU to Mr. Thiel.

Byeeeeee Not gonna happen until after NVDA reports.

One of two things is going on. Either insiders know NVDA is about to crash the market and they’re calmly heading to the exit while retail buys the bag. Or insiders are manipulating prices down to get more shit cheap before NVDA moons. They win, more than half of us lose either way.

Fears that NVDA earnings will trigger a bubble burst.

All I’m seeing everyone saying is NVDA will beat and dump

NVDA does well (which it will) and raises guidance higher than expectations (hopefully) we’ll pump next week not this week. For anyone who has things expiring this Friday hope this helps!

Everything AI and tech rides on NVDA earnings. Definitely will beat but what will the market’s reaction to guidance raise be? If it isn’t good the only next hope for bullish moves is a gurantee on a december rate cut.

This is like the 5th fucking time I've heard "NVDA will sAvE teh MaRkEt" over the past 2 years. You dumb fucks. Look at the megacap earnings reactions lately. Everyone already knows they will beat (hyperscalar and $TSM guides). This week is all about milking the theta and weekly vega. They will go back up, but if you think "they" will pay out on your cheap $200c weekly immediately, I've got a bridge to sell you that you'll soon live under.

if NVDA drops after earnings, thats gonna trigger alot of margin calls and force a larger liquidity flush

Tomorrow small green, Wednesday flat until NVDA ER and then big green AH. Thursday big green fades, end on small green. Friday small red, week ends flat.

Fed minutes + nvda earnings wed Holy fuck it's judgment day for either bull or bear but someone will get wrecked.

NVDA earnings, calls or puts?

Why even bother with anything til Wednesday? You’re all a bunch of degenerates. But srsly what is the best way to play both ways without massive IV crush? Obvs not touching NVDA with your PP

please NVDA save my portfolio.

All in on March NVDA 190c. How absolutely cooked am I?

Wait, what if that isn't cow leather, it's actually made from human foreskins. That would be a crazy flex on so many levels. Almost as crazy as NVDA trading at 53x

Not sure about you tards, but I wrote a whole 500 line code using a model and it worked the very first run, AI bubble cancelled tards, buying more nvda tmrw.

Puts for nvda? No way we see new highs right now? Right?

NVDA will save the world and Jensen will cum on Thiels face

Breaking news: NVDA has bottom rib removed so it can give itself blowjobs

If NVDA isn’t 15% above perfect their will be a stampede to the door; but NVDA is routinely 30% above perfect

FINALLY! NVDA 5000

Dont say this...I have so many semiconductor stocks riding on NVDA pump

Breaking news: NVDA announces partnership with itself

exactly. Like when did nvda become a AI centered company?

It doesnt matter how good jensen is, the market has their own interpretation. if you followed the stock you'd know that. what happened last quarter? great earnings and great results all while with 0% china and a sharebuyback and still it tanked. what do you mean Our? I dont think you own the stock with your lack of insight on nvda. seems fake

Jensen practicing his earnings cal speech and will include new black jacket Fortnite skin for all NVDA bag holders

930k cash in the IRA. Gonna start deploying after NVDA crashes the market

People are so dumb, Peter Thiel sells off all his NVDA article breaks today(he sold off last quarter) market reacts and panic sells off NVDA at huge discount. Peter Theil probably buys back. lol

nvda puts tmmrow?

NVDA ain’t been hitting daily Avg volume for like 3 days now

that's for capex monsters NVDA is literally selling the shovels, if they beat hugely we back to ATH by next week

NVDA likes to pretend that their gamer products don’t exist.

Haha. I am long NVDA shares. Good luck though.

from what ive heard: ai-centric earnings beats havent been rewarded recently -> expectation that NVDA price will fall if it fails to beat earnings by a huge margin -> NVDA makes up a large portion of common index funds -> everyone in those funds feels it if NVDA doesnt go up after earnings -> ai bubble pops

Is there any actual reason to believe the bubble is popping? Does NVDA literally have years of backlog and half a trillion in orders?

NVDA puts here sir 🫡🫡

#In 2022 when NVDA missed earnings Nasdaq was down -5% the next day LMAO🤌

#If NVDA dies SPY dies. If SPY dies America dies. If America dies the world dies. If NVDA misses we'll get WW3. LMAO🤌

NVDA 190 C 21 Nov 195 C 21 Nov 180 P 21 Nov NVDA plan going into earnings

Yes. NVDA double-topped and dropped 10%. It's got more to go unless it completely blows its earnings out of the water.

we all know that NVDA will be either flat, or down a lot.