NVDA

Thanks a lot NVDA. I had my entire family over from Europe sitting around the dinner table as I flaunted my portfolio just to watch it crash and burn because you couldn’t get 14 hours of beauty sleep this morning so you decided to pop a melatonin right before your EC. My 2 year old child is bawling and hitting his head on the wall repeatedly, and my wife has locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of moscato. My financial advisor has tried to open every door and window on the first floor of my house to break my computer and prevent me from trading stocks. You have truly ruined this evening and my family will likely ignore my future invites.

NVDA should definitely announce more buybacks (pls papa 🙏😭)

AI isn’t just the future, it’s becoming a fundamental layer of everything we build. From the oldest industries to the newest startups, every company will integrate AI in some way. We’re only at the dawn of what’s possible on Earth. NVDA Calls

You’ll all regret being anti AI once the clankers take to the fields and burger grills for you. Then you can pursue your career as a prostitute since they will have to legalize it to keep people employed. NVDA 500

Wsb so fucking bearish. We gonna moon hard after nvda earnings

Tinfoil hat time: AI bubble was astroturfed early to desensitize everyone for when the poppening actually occurs. We continue our bull market with NVDA earnings

Release the NVDA files

nvda options always overpriced

Man nvda will tank hard on earnings

NVDA GOING TO 200+ IMMEDIATELY AFTER EARNINGS

Everyone thinks nvda will tank during earnings therefore it will do the opposite

Nvda 195 after earnings, 200 open day after 🚀🚀🚀🚀

nvda big snoozer probably

NVDA invests $100B in OnlyFans?!!?!?!

#NVDA: "We haven't sold any chips to China" #Also NVDA: "Last quarter we sold $20 billion worth of chips to Singapore" LMAO🤌

CC’s on NVDA are like a money printing machine in this market 🐸

I spend way too much time here. All my reddit ads now are for some leveraged etfs. Just saw a 3x NVDA leveraged etf ad. This shit just screams bubble.

Hey guys, how are we feeling about the market tomorrow? I have 3k to put on NVDA options but I’m wondering if it will go up or down

Job applications for Wendy’s soar to record highs after NVDA earnings

My red Porsche is definitely getting NVDA on the license plates.

I have stop losses across my entire portfolio, also NVDA calls to go with it. I have no spine.

This is the much needed correction. NVDA begins our next bull run to ATH

If NVDA pumps 5% from earnings, corn certainly hitting 100k but will probably crash again

Pretty sure Nvidia will beat earnings again. Even though they’ve crushed the last few reports, the stock barely moved. But if Jensen shows up in his usual jacket tomorrow — which he probably will, it is November — I’m calling NVDA at around 210–215 post-earnings. I’m expecting a solid jump. Consider this your pre–Black Friday deal: grab NVDA tomorrow while it’s still cheap.”

Nvda top with pump 215 and bottom 150 if no good

So if Jensen says the chips don’t last as long as the others are basing their depreciation/earnings calcs on, then market tanks based on that. And If he says they do last longer then market doubts nvda guidance/projections. So risky. 

If you have NVDA calls make sure to buy a couple Blackwells tomorrow

Nvda primed for a dump. Now inverse me market.

NVDA slanted head and shoulders? September 25th to now? Completed today when candle closed below $183.30? Head to neckline is \~$30. Am I wrong? now >> $178 >> ($173.5) >> bounce $187-189 >> $169 or below? NVD for 2x short NVDA.

We'll see if NVDA saves a recession.

So how about NVDA? I mean am I right!? *slaps knee; takes shot*

Permabols think NVDA earnings will magically fix everything that is fucked about this market and this economy 🤡🤡🤡

imagine nvda has bad earnings, then bad macro data comes out thursday, and market still pumps.. wouldn’t surprise me

are you saying NVDA is gonna drop 70%?

#In 2022 NVDA and META dropped 70% from top to bottom. LMAO🤌

$NVDA earnings setup is a mindfuck. We know they will beat. It's just if the magnitude of the beat rockets through whisper numbers. Weakest run-up for the first time in like 7 earnings cycles (saw some chart). Market surely can not expect to pay out weekly $200c degen holders. Theta/vega gang should not be feeling safe selling OTM bullish put spreads. Low liquidity Thanksgiving week coming up. November bullish seasonals were bullshit.

Okay quick crappy comment dd then I'll put the fries in the bag. TLDR; saudis may be cutting a deal with nvda to bailout the US economy Saudi Arabia (SA) is aggressively building cloud/ai infrastructure. from [this ](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/technology/saudi-arabia-ai-exporter.html)article from a few weeks ago: >For generations, *Saudi* Arabia exported oil. Now it wants to export one of the digital era’s most coveted resources: computing *power*. >**Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is seizing a chance to turn** ***Saudi*** ***Arabia’s*** **oil wealth into tech influence. Few nations can match the kingdom’s cheap energy, deep pockets and open land — the ingredients that tech firms need to operate the vast,** ***power*****-hungry data centers that run modern A.I**. ... >The kingdom is building three major data center complexes aimed at foreign companies, which could be at least 30 percent cheaper for A.I. work than the United States, *Saudi* executives said. Construction permits are granted in weeks, and undersea cables and fiber-optic networks put roughly four billion people on three continents within reach of the hubs. >To overcome security concerns in the authoritarian state, *Saudi* Arabia is also considering “data embassy” zones, where foreign firms could operate under their own national laws rather than *Saudi* law. SA wants to export compute. Mango is desperate to save markets rn. He's giddy about Mohammed's visit for some reason. All the tech bosses including Jensen are circling. There's a presser tomorrow @ 12, NVDA earnings ah. Everyone and their dog knows NVDA needs game-changing news to keep markets afloat, a simple earnings beat might not do it. The NYT article above talks more about it and here's NVIDIA's blog about sovereign AI: [https://blogs.nvidia.com/blog/what-is-sovereign-ai/](https://blogs.nvidia.com/blog/what-is-sovereign-ai/) Part of this visit was the US elevating SA to 'major non-nato ally' status which enables a bunch of tech-sharing, military cooperation. This could mean there's a contract in the works for NVDA (and others?) to provide infrastructure to SA for a sovereign AI. Mohammed has talked about investing 1 trillion in the US and yet markets didn't move much because its unclear where that $ is going or if its a real offer. here's the fries, sorry they're cold

according to goldman buying nvda before ER is a no brainer so we're so so so bigly fuk

Biggest question for NVDA earnings: will the Reddit servers crash again.

If NVDA pumps AH tomorrow it is only because of fraudulent fabrications, exaggerations, and omissions.

If you liked NVDA at 200+, you will love it at 162…..

Colleges are buying $NVDA GPUs now😂😂 UT Austin’s acquisition of 4,000 NVIDIA GPUs and high-performance Dell PowerEdge servers marks another major investment in our research infrastructure,

NVDA going to show how much money they are printing and cooked economic data coming, and you didn’t buy calls

jensen hanging out at the white house the night before the most important $NVDA earnings over the past 2 years Calls

Nvda is basically the stock market 😎

NVDA ER day should be a national holiday

Saudi Arabia lurking around too close to NVDA earnings, all this talk about 1 trillion investment...

NVDA to delay earnings, next date 25 of November 5:00 pm NY time. SPX has been stopped from trade after an instant drop of -10%

Jensen was at dinner with 🥭 ? You know he threatened Jensen with El Salvador if he doesn’t pump the market. Better get some NVDA calls

If I had balls, I’d sell options on NVDA. IV crush is gonna print