NVDA

wsb is so over leveraged beyond oblivion that if nvda doesn't hit 6T market cap tonight 90% of this sub will be wiped off the face of this earth lol.

Can I get a semi coherent explanation for why NVDA earnings are gonna crash the market?

NVDA won't miss but it'll crash anyway

When NVDA misses earnings the crash will officially begin

I'm only buying sympathy plays for NVDA earnings. I am not buying NVDA options directly because I fear that no matter which way the stock moves that iv crush is going to be brutal 😭

in this climate shorting is the winning strategy NVDA massive beat earnings = NVDA green, S&P 499 red NVDA beat earnings = NVDA red, S&P 499 big red

Everyone talking about nvda when fed minutes is in an hour ......

I'm no bear, but NVDA is gonna sell the news so unbelievably hard tomorrow

NVDA will kickstart the Santa rally. Or crack Santa’s vertebrae with a baseball bat. No in-between!

#My prediction: NVDA will beat estimates, raise guidance and still crash and take the market down with it. #LMAO🤌

why did my nvda call just jump 20% right now for no reason?

NVDA earnings good = btc crash NVDA earnings bad = crash more

NVDA options are cheaper than I expected…sus.

NVDA introducing new CamelToe GPU, it's 100% sand-proof, made of solid gold, and fits in a suitcase.

The data releasing tomorrow morning will crush any positivity NVDA brings AH

nvda earnings will trigger the final melt up. All aboard!! 🚀

If NVDA crashes during AH, Jensen will be signing moobs outside of rural Gamestops for Christmas

Has there ever been a stock like NVDA? A company that is holding up the entire global market? Even in previous bubble markets it was more spread out across companies

My friend who works at JPM Hong Kong told me to stay out of the NVDA earnings today. Naturally I didn’t listen.

NVDA beats -> Minor pump or flat. NVDA misses -> Major dump.

Hasn’t NVDA fallen the last like six earnings lol

Nvda earnings is gonna be a dead cat bounce. No rate cut in Dec and SCOTUS tariff decision

Nvda hasnt missed in 4 quarters

Final prediction for NVDA earnings: A lot of people are going to be frantically googling "IV crush, meaning" tomorrow at open.

RELEASE THE NVDA FILES

#NVDA earnings is bol's last chance to save the markets from a total collapse. If it fails, this will be the worst bear market since 2008. LMAO🤌

Whatever happens with NVDA earnings today, just remember: you are a huge disappointment to your parents.

Selling unh leaps for nvda 2dtes in the ira. Fuck it, we ball

We have NVDA earnings after hours and you thought it was a good day to trade? LAWL

Just made $24 on NVDA Thats two whole Chipotle bowls holy shit

The hope that NVDA earnings saves us all is the only thing keeping us this high, and we’re still down anyway Now just imagine if that hope vanishes what will happen We already have Consumer sentiment in the trash, investor sentiment in the trash, and people’s savings in the trash. Who’s gonna be saving us exactly? The market makers who want to buy as low as possible?

NVDA $200 after earning 🦬🦬

The scary thing is that NVDA could report fantastic results and give amazing guidance and the market still might just fall off a cliff.

Remember when everyone was calling ending government shutdown as endgame. Same sentiment around NVDA makes me think tomorrow might not be a endgame.

The only reason we are not down another percent on the broad markets is because of NVDA earnings. That small hope is keeping this from a huge sell off. Ah will show

The best play to play NVDA ER is not to play lol

1 hour until Fed doomsday then NVDA doomsday

I’m gonna short NVDA with all my savings

NVDA bad earnings = AI bubble pop. Suspenseful day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You regarded gentleman that believe the bubble is deflating, may I introduce you to my friend Take-profit, and his friend, Mr. Bull. He will be spending time with your wife after NVDA earnings

NVDA will be flat

Basically nvda earnings will determine market pump or market dump

Not releasing reports because we’re in the middle of HUGE amounts of layoffs is a HORRIBLE sign that they are desperately hiding the real numbers because they would destroy the market The next generation is forced to work low level blue collar jobs because AI is taking all the entry level white collar jobs Increasing costs of literally everything Inflation running unchecked We’re in a terrible spot, and AI is not going to suddenly fix it, even if NVDA earnings go well Holidays are FUCKED this year

!banbet NVDA $170 1D

#In 2022 when NVDA missed Nasdaq was down -5% the next day and -10% in the next week. LMAO🤌

Not even insiders know how nvda earnings will go

Imagine being the dude who has to upload that NVDA earnings report later. Bro may as well have the nuclear codes.

Starting to think not even a giga beat on NVDA earnings will save this

Lmao imagine unexpected bad nvda earnings; qqq could go to 500 end of month 😂

Nvda will be the death of it all. We’re going to 0