NVDA

#Worst days in American history #1) 9/11 #2) Pearl harbor day #3) When NVDA missed earnings #LMAO🤌

I need an 18% move on NVDA to not be bankrupt. Not totally impossible right??

Is everyone looking forward to being let down by the flat NVDA after hours?

Perhaps NVDA should just cook the books.. you know.. for the greater good.

Nvda gonna open $200+, spy $670, bers will hand over their boyfriends to bulls, and everyone will cheer. My shares will all be flat or red

just short btc and not worry about nvda earnings. bad earnings= BTC tank super hard good: btc only falls the usual $1-3k the next morning

#If NVDA misses the new n-word will be Nvidia LMAO🤌

I would like to live in a world where NVDA prints and goes back to ATH after hours. And for that reason im yoloing calls

Bought NVDA ATM calls for Jan 16 FOR ALOT big ER surprise CUT I’m MOVING OUT when this hits

You shouldn't be afraid of NVDA missing earnings. You should be afraid of ghosts...those fuckers are everywhere.

Nvda 10k puts loaded. If im fuk tell me right now. In addition to qs and spy puts

At this rate, the run up after NVDA earnings will keep going for 2 weeks.

What stonks are directly tied to NVDA besides all of them?

NVDA isn't actually going to miss. The question is whether everyone believes the growth story Jensen is going to tell

IS NVDA GONNA PUMP HARD AF?????

$NVDA going back to 200 days moving avg

wish my wife's boyfriend would give me more money for NVDA options

Borrowed my girlfriend's rent and grocery money to load up on NVDA calls. Told her I'd 3-bag it by Friday

lol market doesn’t care about minutes, only NVDA earnings lol

Nvda up. Whole market down. Ok.

Even the Indian tribes in the forests of Brazil will be watching NVDA earnings

People assuming NVDA can just magically become a 10T company and that money is infinite are the reason I'm still long gold and silver.

NVDA 170

I want to play the NVDA game too! I made my play- I bought 1 share… not one option, just one share, from what I read - it’s going to a million; and I don’t want to be too greedy- I will just take my one million

Quick call an ambulance! but not for me. NVDA to 250.

Semis tarrif plan, I thought that shit was cancelled because nvda was producing some chips in Arizona

just fast foward this shit and let's hear the NVDA earnings results. Just blast my asshole wide open already. I'm already so fucked.

I’ll tell you what’s going to happen. Now listen. Nvda will be flat maybe slightly green by tomorrow. We bull trap in the am then sell off entire day

Seeing the nvda shilling makes me want to short it even more

NVDA blows through estimates but the market will still go down 5% MMs are looking at any and every reasons to sell before they pump this shit to ATH next year

NVDA and the entire stock market has been beat down like a red headed stepchild by bears. Any good news is gonna send this bitch flying so hard up Santa's ass he's gonna be flying pride flags on his sleigh this year

#Russia and Ukraine declared 24 hour ceasefire to watch NVDA earnings LMAO🤌

Triple bottom on NVDA before earnings - gonna be wild!

#If NVDA misses it could trigger WW3 LMAO🤌

#Even George Washington will rise from his grave to watch NVDA earnings. LMAO🤌

Just YOLO NVDA you know you want to

casino should be closed a week before nvda earning. all that week is for nothing, just suspence.

NVDA earnings gonna show a hell of a lot of unearned revenue sitting in liabilities while net profit is pretty much just expected. Nothing like what you'd expect from a company signing agreements with half of SPY...

Market will move by fed not nvda

$NVDA gonna pump AH, suck everyone back into the hype at open and $SPY will close -1.7% tomorrow, with high-beta growth plays -12% on average

I'm buying 20 SPX puts at close with a Friday expiration. My strike will be whatever is about $7-$9. Why not drop around 15k to see if the market gives up on whatever NVDA says

I just don’t think Nvda earnings/ chip demand is gonna be the first domino. Every mega cap has said their AI capex is gonna be through the roof in 2026

what's the implied move on NVDA?

Yolo’ing 30k on nvda earnings. I have a feeling they’ll beat

[$NVDA](https://x.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click) reports earnings after the close with a $13.62 or 7.36% implied move Next day performance after the past 8 reports: \-0.78% \+3.24% \-8.47% \+0.53% \-6.38% \+9.31% \+16.4% \-2.45% Avg. move: 5.95%

🥭 cant even pump this market with all NVDA praises, tweets and giving Jensen the Bubba special on live tv on Saudi :(

At least after NVDA earnings, I can go back to vibe trading

Nvda earnings will be a nothing burger 😂 More yolo clowns will be born