NVDA

$NVDA is already in the green. Recession is over.

Imagine if $UNH invests 20B in $NVDA for RoboNurses

5 mins till NVDA

They not letting calls print on NVDA prob

Anyone else hold SPY calls overnight? I think NVDA will power a relief rally tmrw even if the stock itself gets mostly theta fukked.

https://preview.redd.it/biap2mg95a2g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1aa9ffc17197e918bd3564b38d3e980f0a79b36 the world tomorrow if NVDA misses

!banbet nvda 200 2h

Need NVDA 200

Marx missed this bit about NVDA

Level 2 Nvda look bad right now.

PANW: Nobody will notice my cliff dive with no brakes while everyone is focused on NVDA

PAM BONDI HAS BLOCKED THE NVDA FILES

NVDA results: Estimates - Rev: $55.09B EPS: $1.26 Actual - Rev:$49.72B EPS: $1.03

NVDA to be acquired by Saudi Arabia LMFAO

AI is a bubble but for the moment I'd like NVDA to inflate it some more pls

why everyone so bearish on nvda. my puts are fked

It won’t be today but I fear the day nvda misses earnings. Been on a 2 year sugar high.

My guess is NVDA will be up between 50% and 95% of the current price. 

With the amount of bears on NVDA earnings, it makes me nervous. 😭

Release the epstein files! I mean uh the NVDA files

BAD BUNNY NVDA EARNINGS CALL HALFTIME SHOW LETS GOOOO

If NVDA gains 600% can we just liquidate it and pay off the national debt?

I think most logical answer is meh earnings, no pump, no drastic dump, continue downtrend. They can't just let NVDA crash it would literally decimate SPX. And the ensueing downtrend would start decoupling NVDA from such a large stake in SPX

Clueless boss emailing me right before NVDA earnings LMAO like don't touch me right now

If NVDA pumps it is only because of fraudulent fabrications, exaggerations, and omissions.

NVDA REVENUE MISS LMAO

Pelosi be like "ahh NVDA 3rd quarter earnings such a great read"

NVDA (in Walter White's voice): I AM THE MARKET

People putting too much on NVDA crashing/carrying this market means its going to trade flat to wipe out all your options this week.

NVDA 220 EOW DARK HORSE: NVDA 220 EOD

NVDA has been given too much leverage to miss, IMO. I'm sure some sort of deal was struck with Jensen and 🥭 to ensure earnings are good

The market is the economy - > NVDA is the market -> NVDA is the economy

NVDA boutta moon

Oh shit NVDA drilling

NVDA did a 20% retrace from highs with lows being yesterday, probably has a much better chance of going up imo.

Huge green one for Nvda for sure.

Y'all should I got out with this 40 year old milf? I'm 29 Fuck nvda

nvda boutta moon on earnings report

nvda p/e of 20 based on a 250b revenue annually is around 200 a share... am i doing this right? lol

*Jensen walks up on stage* Jensen: “**We will be signing more boobs this quarter, please intend an increase of 88% on signing boobs**” *NVDA rises 22% overnight* **CINEMA**

what number do i call to get on the call with nvda

NVDA prob flat or down. They always kill calls

NVDA will beat earnings. The market will go up as a result. People will make money and buy more expensive gifts for their kids. We will have our Christmas rally.

NVDA after market: please be 18

NVDA numbers will be cooked, now quiet piggies

I don’t want to have to sell my butthole, plz NVDA, plz

Whether $NVDA beats or misses, the important thing is that you panic.

I think NVDA goes down

Check into the WSB live transcript of NVDA earnings https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/lj2FHoRt5p

I held my SPY calls over night. Even if NVDA is flat, the report will be good enough to fuel a general relief rally.