NVDA

does META even fucking do anything anymore other than go down? Fucking NVDA is up a lot AH, and META literally is flat. Like .08%. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?? What fucking more do you want META, just fucking go up you stupid piece of shit.

Not even a new ATH for nvda? What gives?

Bers r fuk. NVDA wins

“NvDa bAcK tO 170” “aLwAyS dUmpS” Retards saying this whilst it wasn’t near ATH going into the report

Gemini doesn't use NVDA

Only thing worse than NVDA bols are Crypto rats 🤮🤮

Nvda call and put holders flicking each other off, meanwhile I’m chilling with my shares 😝

NVDA Key operating metrics: Revenue • Datacenter $51.22B vs StreetAccount $49.05B • Gaming $4.27B vs FactSet $4.39B • ProViz $760M vs FS $607.0M • Automotive and Robotics $592M vs FS $617.4M • OEM and Other $174M vs FS $159.7M • Non-GAAP gross margin 73.6% vs FS 73.4% and year-ago 75% • Non-GAAP operating expense $4.22B vs SA $4.21B • Non-GAAP operating income $37.75B vs FS $36.26B • Non-GAAP operating margin 66.2% vs FS 65.7% • Cash from operations $23.75B vs SA $28.81B • Free Cash Flow $22.09B vs SA $27.54B • Repurchases in first 9 months $37B

[NVDA earnings megathread + live transcript](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1p1gh2w/nvda_nvidia_q3_2026_earnings_call_live_transcript) -- Starts at 5pm ET

Step 1: NVDA good beat CHECK Step 2: Forward guidance must be monster Step 3: Tomorrow morning economic data help backing up Fed Rate Cuts Step 4: Enjoy my millions

Nvda was probably going to beat earnings it’s just if this doesn’t move the market up I’m not sure what else can

Amazon really tried a fake pump on NVDA earnings 🤣

Why Bloomberg interview that boomer every NVDA earnings

NVDA shareholders right now: 🥳 The Jobs Report: 😈

Every single idiot today said no matter what NVDA does they are going down. Imagine thinking after a market wide 20% drawdown that we’d go down on a huge beat. HAHAHAHHA BERS FUCK OFF!!! 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵

god dammit why didnt i buy any nvda calls

157k open interest on nvda 200c Rip 🙏

#Theta won. Expected movement in NVDA was $8 and it only moved $5. LMAO🤌

Made $600 scalping NVDA shares. 🥳🥳

Moe Szyslak downgrades NVDA on poor guidance. New target $138

NVDA pulling up corn has got to be the funniest thing I've seen this month.

Wow NVDA really saved christmas

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Whatever happens with NVDA are you telling me this wont power a rally tomorrow? The music is not stopping yet...

BREAKING: JENSEN HUANG SELLS ENTIRE NVDA STAKE AT THE TOP

Bears all day - nvidia misses . Nvda tanks . The bubble is popping . Bears after earnings -meh . Not impressive . Expected a beat . That’s all ?

NVDA FOUND AS PYRAMID SCHEME BY SEC: WSB INDEPENDENT

Well I guess we’re red in to the new year. No NVDA saving the world. No rate cuts. Still have glorious tariffs. Inflation up. No jobs for anyone. I’d hate to be in calls right now

Nvda puts at open. Puts on your puts. It’s over. Panic sell fucking everything immediately

NVDA gonna end flat

Nvda does this every earnings, tmr it’s gonna be red

Just took another 11 points out of ES at that ER. Thanks NVDA. And fuck you Market.

NVDA calls at open 🤔

NVDA beating earnings was always priced in. Why would it moon?

Doesn’t have that typical NVDA earnings panache

NVDA saved the market. Why did I buy fucking meta instead.

Fun fact: Holding NVDA puts through earnings creates a bulletproof insanity plea if you are ever found with a murder charge

Fun fact: 2% of NVDA is 80% of SPY

When does NVDA ever moon on earnings y'all know this. Usually flat or down

NVDA: Would you like to buy our GPUs? Cust: I'd love to but I can't afford them. NVDA: How bout we "invest" a few billion $ in your company? Would you be able to afford them then? Cust: Well.....yes I guess we would...

NVDA Earnings call starts in 34 minutes. I'm gonna listen to it on Yahoo finance :/ EVERYONE DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY TO PAPA JENSEN FOR GREEN DILDOS!

TSLA is almost up as much as NVDA in AH trading... TSLA is such a fucking joke.

NVDA couldn't even save NVDA

Nvda beat, so gold is enjoying a nice bump too hehe. It will never go down, all news are bullish

NVDA can’t decide if it’s cooked or not cooked

When nvda double digits gains?

would be funny if nvda goes red

I had NVDA calls last earnings, I know how this ends 😂

Congrats NBIS for beating NVDA earnings

Nvidia $NVDA Q3'26 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $57.01B (Est. $55.19B) 🟢; UP +62% YoY; UP +22% QoQ 🔹 Adj EPS: $1.30; UP +60% YoY; UP +24% QoQ 🔹 Data Center Revenue: $51.2B (Est. $49.34B) 🟢; UP +66% YoY; UP +25% QoQ Q4'26 Guide: 🔹 Revenue: $65.0B ±2% (Est. $61.98B) 🟢 🔹 GAAP Gross Margin: ~74.8% ±50bps 🔹 Adj Gross Margin: ~75.0% ±50bps 🔹 GAAP OpEx: ~$6.7B 🔹 Adj OpEx: ~$5.0B Segment Revenue: 🔸 Blackwell platform: record data center demand, with Blackwell delivering the highest performance and 10x throughput per megawatt vs prior gen in SemiAnalysis InferenceMAX benchmarks 🔹 Gaming: $4.3B (Est. $4.42B) 🔴; UP +30% YoY; DOWN -1% QoQ 🔹 Professional Visualization: $0.76B (Est. $0.61B) 🟢; UP +56% YoY; UP +26% QoQ 🔹 Automotive: $0.59B (Est. $0.62B) 🔴; UP +32% YoY; UP +1% QoQ Other Metrics: 🔹 Adj Gross Margin: 73.6%; UP +0.9 pts QoQ; DOWN -1.4 pts YoY 🔹 Adj Operating Expenses: $4.22B (Est. $4.22B) 🟡; UP +38% YoY; UP +11% QoQ 🔹 Adj Operating Income: $37.75B (Est. $36.46B) 🟢; UP +62% YoY; UP +25% QoQ 🔹 Adj Net Income: $31.77B; UP +59% YoY; UP +23% QoQ Profitability & Cash Flow: 🔹 Free Cash Flow: $22.09B; UP +32% YoY 🔹 Returned $37.0B to shareholders in the first nine months of FY26 via buybacks and dividends 🔹 Share repurchase authorization remaining: $62.2B at Q3 end 🔹 Quarterly Dividend: $0.01 per share payable Dec 26, 2025 (record date Dec 4, 2025) Commentary: 🔸 “Blackwell sales are off the charts, and cloud GPUs are sold out.” 🔸 “Compute demand keeps accelerating and compounding across training and inference, each growing exponentially. We’ve entered the virtuous cycle of AI.”