NVDA

My company is creating AIslop images for our yearly online trainings now. I’m getting NVDA puts out of spite.

NVDA iv at 100%🤣. Watch it go flat

NVDA beats earnings but not enough to carry the market. Red tomorrow

I member when nvda earnings were a bigger deal

Just got my sweet NVDA puts, -8% just like last year’s report.

zero chance they let NVDA dump tomorrow. It could miss and it won't dump. The ENTIRE market rests on this bisch.

RDDT > NVDA

I hope we can at least return to some decent PA after these NVDA earnings cause they last 2 days have sucked ass

Nvda will beat on earnings and still crash the market . Jensens leather jacket can’t save my port :/

I have hope in my hart but I know nvda earnings will crash market

Since 9:30 volume has been so little it’s insane this thing is slowly inching forward nvda better cure cancer or this don’t hold

Is holding NVDA calls too risky or should I hold through tomorrow and sell after earnings?

Is buying poots on SOX index a good hedge in case NVDA doesnt pahmp?

Imagine believing that NVDA earnings still matter anymore 💀

Last earnings, people prayed for NVDA to save the market. And it did, in the after hours. Then tumbled oh so much the following days after.

NVDA hits 200 tomorrow.

NVDA flat until Friday and 220 next week

how will NVDA earnings affect Slay the spire 2 release?

Tomorrow: NVDA 205 premarket open 201 SPY 698 premarket open 696

You know some.guy right now is buying 10x full leverage NVDA because he figures even if it drops it will be back at this price in a week anyway. 

My great grandkids quality of life depends on NVDA earning tonight

NVDA earnings is like groundhog day

Mirror mirror on the wall, will NVDA rise or fall?

689 SPY/6900 SPX close. Too much risk if NVDA doesn't achieve perfection (which they usually do)

nvda all time high incoming after hours

Astronomical IV on $NVDA options lol good luck y’all

NVDA gonna ream your long straddles.

Power hour into NVDA er? Thats very scary...

I think I’m going to dump my life savings into NVDA

nvda will kill this market

How are Burry's $30 strike nvda puts doing?

Everybody is cautious and/or bearish so it's probably gonna relentlessly pump after nvda earnings.

NVDA gonna take spy to $700 tomorrow. Bears extinct

NVDA earnings should have a halftime show

715 next stop  nvda gonna reignite AI again.  

95% Poly market says NVDA beats.

Cmon NVDA tell us you're making sex robots

i’ve actually seen this price action before. NVDA to 212

I’m up a good 10k on my NVDA calls. Very confused if this should be held into tomorrow

Are we swinging NVDA calls into ER?

NVDA face ripper to 210 seems likely

NVDA is prob going to beat er, raise guidance, probably drop 3-5%, and then a month from now after all the short term call buyers got fucked, its going to break 200 and trade range bound between 200-230 and end the year at 250

NVDA pumps market, TACO makes false claim it was his SOTU that made market pump? Calls?

There's no way NVDA just pops us out of this range regardless of earnings...idk

NVDA still off daily high

Ive made a series of successful bullish trades, so now my repressed inner bear wants me to risk that money and bet that we're gonna drop with NVDA earnings

no idea if $NVDA will beat & no idea how $SPY will react, however, there are now 2 gaps in $VIX, 19 & 37, & gaps in VIX are covered 100% of the time.

Every tech stock climbed into earnings and tanked. Will nvda break the cycle? This is not financial advice.

Slow theta burn day, just gonna close these calls for 35% and go on about my day. I ain’t trusting the market to not find a way to send them back to zero off NVDA earnings, regardless of how good they are

Boss telling me NVDA going up 70% this year. Yeah I’m out