NOW

power hour NOW

WHEEE NOW THREE DOLLARS UP THEN BACK DOWN WHEEE

CORNBROS: "SAYLOR HAS A CASH RESERVE NOW SO HE WONT NEED TO SELL BITCOIN! BULLISH" Who's going to tell them that Saylor stocking cash ahead of time now means he doesn't see a BTC recovery that allows him sell premium to you and knows he will need cash obligations he can't lever off BTC. If bro was confident BTC was going to rocket soon he wouldn't be doing this.

# IT ONLY TAKES ONE STOCK PER DAY TO KEEP THIS HOUSE OF CARDS TOGETHER # CALLS NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

# A DECEMBER TO REMEMBER # SPY 700 WITHIN 2 WEEKS # BUY NOW OR BE LEFT OUT

#release the MRI NOW

I’m tired of the post Nvidia earnings slouch and consolidation; move up NOW PLEASEE

If you sold overnights you helped the BER NOW BER GET FUK GREEN BY OPEN 👿👿👿

Crypto retards at the thanksgiving dinner table: “Aunt Chippy, bitcoin is a phenomenal investment, it’s a great store of value and will be the currency of the future!” Aunt chippy now: “LISTEN YOU FUCKING RETARD, YOU FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW”

OPEN THE MARKET NOW

$AMZN news - CONFIRMED NOW AWS AND GOOGLE CLOUD COLLABORATE TO SIMPLIFY MULTICLOUD NETWORKING. Allowing GCP/AWS to be used interchangeable to give AWS more demand. [$GOOGL](https://x.com/search?q=%24GOOGL&src=cashtag_click) [$AMZN](https://x.com/search?q=%24AMZN&src=cashtag_click) Think $AMZN the next to go $300

# CLOSE THE FUCKING CASINO NOW!

SELL BTC NOW! We going to $50k end of December

WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST FAKE INTERNET COIN CHART RIGHT NOW?

👨‍🦱 ChatGPT told me: “The market is going to the moon 🚀🔥 BUY EVERYTHING.” 🧔 That can't be right ChatGPT said: “Massive pullback coming — SELL NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE 💀📉.” 👱‍♂️ Why are you using ChatGPT? Gemini says: “Sideways chop for 18 months. Eat ramen and pray. 🍜😔” 👨‍🦰 What kind of Gemini are you using, mine says: “Hold long-term, buy dips, ignore noise, become rich in silence. 📈😎” #WHO ARE WE GOING TO TRUST 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NOW HIRING- Venezuelan fisherman, taxi drivers, human trafficking specialist, truck drivers, human trafficking specialist. Please apply in California at the Governers office.

You guys I accidentally just took WOMEN'S multivitamins!! I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BE COMING DOWN WITH A PERIOD RIGHT NOW!! What is the antidote?? What if I take the whole bottle of men's multivitamins?? I think my beard is falling out!!

My girlfriend has been impatient & frustrated that I haven't proposed her to marry me So during Black Friday at the mall she proposed to me in front of all the strangers, which I respectfully declined She then goes batshit crazy #ARE YOU SERIOUS!! YOU SAY NO! RIGHT NOW! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! HOW CAN YOU EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE 😠 *but I felt like I was the one that was embarrased* 🫣

#EVACAUATE ALL THE BIG BOOTY LATINAS FROM VENEZUELA NOW #IT'S A HUMANITARIAN MISSION. I GOT ENOUGH SPACE TO SAVE 5 LADIES. WHO'S HERE WITH ME TO HELP? #NO BOOTY LEFT BEHIND, YOU GOT THIS CHICO

Just bought back a ton of shares! Just announced a dividend! Best small cap you can buy! The momentum continues! $TPC- Tutor Perini Company BUY NOW!

Meta 2020: "I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO SPEND 100 TRILLION DOLLARS AND HIRE THE MILITARY TO PHYSICALLY COERCE YOU INTO THE DEVICES, ALL OF YOU WILL BE PERSONALLY FORCED TO LIVE IN OUR METAVERSE MATRIX-WORLD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!! NOW OBEY!" Meta as of 15 seconds ago, for some unknown reason : "Whats wrong with everyone? Let's just all get in a big circle and hug!"

CASINO OPEN NOW!!!

I read a book recently about the 1929 crash. One of the paragraphs stood out to me. It said that before the crash there was the idea that there were not going to be any shares left to buy if you didn’t hurry up and get them NOW!!! Well, this entire FOMO thing is the exact same as what was going on back then. We will see how this goes.

#BROADCOM HAS NOW CROSSED $400

OH NO WE DROPPED A DOLLAR NOW PUMP IT 3 🤌

ALREADY HAD A 1 DAY VACATION AND NOW HALF DAY OF THIS BS. EITHER GO UP DOWN.

FIX THE CASINO NOW

HOLY SHITE imagine is a immegrant attacked the CME data center cooling LMAOOOOOO BRO WOULD BE ALL OVER IT NOW WITH A SWAT TEAM

#"permanently pause" cooling to the NASDAQ CPU NOW!

#IMAGINE BUYING SHITE THAT WAS 60% ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO AND NOW ITS ONLY 30% WITH "LOWEST PRICE OF THE YEAR" LMAO CLOWN RETAILERS

#ban canadians from entering NOW

IF FUTES MATTERED GOOGL WOULD BE RIPPIN RIGHT NOW 🤌

SASHA GREY IS NOW THE CLEAR FAVORITE FOR THE NEXT FED CHAIR — AND MARKETS ARE REACTING.

EVERYTHING ON TV SEEMINGLY SUCKS OR I HAVE WATCHED ALL OF IT, WHAT SHOULD I WATCH NOW?

#RIP ARIANA GRANDE HOLY CRAP NEWS HITTING THE WIRES NOW

Ok NOW it’s our turn, Bers :)

NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY

BER NOW IS THE TIME! BUY PUTS THEN MARKET WILL DOUBLE ITS DAILY GAIN

BER IN HERE GONNA BE LIKE “SHOULD I BUY PUTS RIGHT NOW” RIGHT BEFORE SPY DOUBLES ITS DAILY GAIN

SELL NOW

#FOMO INTO NVDA NOW

Why would you wait for the dip to buy put. Explain the logic. NOW

MY NAME IS DANIEL LANDERS FROM ALBION, OHIO. MY 78TH BIRTHDAY WAS TODAY, NOVEMBER 21ST, 2025 AND MY 401K JUST CRACKED ANOTHER ALL TIME HIGH. I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUNK. WHAT HE SAID ABOUT PIGGIES REALLY STUCK WITH ME. I WOULD LIKE TO USE IT AGAIN NOW. CONGRATS BULLS, AND QUIET PIGGIES.

we need a 10.000 point pump in spy NOW

***NVDA GLAZED GOOGL NOW NVDA’S STOCK IS FALLING LIKE A BITCH***

THE REAL BUBBLE WAS BER PORTFOLIOS. BER, GO BUY A PERFECTLY TIMED PUT RIGHT NOW AND SEE HOW IT GOES FOR YOU.

Damn it I capitulated. Had all day to buy calls, but I’m entering NOW. When profit?

BEARS HURRY UP! BUY MORE PUTS NOW AT THE FAKE “TOP”! WORKED WELL FOR YOU YESTERDAY

NOW

DO NOT STOP NOW DO NOT