NOW

Santa rally is over. CORN DRILLING BACK TO 78K RIGHT NOW OMGGGGG

im still confused why CANANA hasnt been added to the 30+ country list we banning. these bacon people just walk across the border and overstay their visit! BAN CANANA NOW!

"NVDA $160 ANY MOMENT NOW, AI IS DEAD ROTATION OUT OF TECH!!!!" <- lmao 😂

#20% OFF ALL SEX ROBOTS. FREE SHIPPING BEFORE CHRISTMAS!! ORDER NOW!!

#THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HOLD STOCKS NOW ARE THE ONES DUMB ENOUGH TO GET ASSIGNED LMAO 🤌

I welcome you the newest ETF SLUT. EVERY SLUTS NEEDS IN ONE ETF. S for STARBUCKS L for LULU LEMON U for ULTA BEAUTY T for TARGET BUY NOW!!

#LOOKS LIKE THETAGANG GOT HOLD OF THE EPSTEIN FILES AND NOW THEYRE WORTHLESS LMAO 🤌

What are we going to do with this information? Storm the capital, files in hand WE GOT YOU NOW!

Give me a bunch of fuckn money NOW

WARNING: There are real wall street employees/AI in this thread RIGHT NOW trying to convince you that this bitch is not going to dump $10 on SPY before the close.

TSLA down GOOG up NOW

# HERE COMES MORE GAINS FOR THE BULLS # CALLS NOW OR BE LEFT OUT TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS

I AM NOW FULL SIZED SHORT PLS MARKET GODS GIMME $2 FLUSH

Most obvious support line of all time. BUY CALLS NOW

# SPY ~1% FROM ALL TIME HIGHS # ALMOST UP 1% IN 25 MINUTES TODAY # NEW ALL TIME HIGHS BEFORE CHRISTMAS IS A GIVEN AT THIS POINT # CALLS NOW OR BE LEFT OUT #

# OH MY GOD IT'S PARABOLIC RIGHT NOW

**CONCERN FOR BER, THEY GOTTA PRAY TO ANOTHER DISASTER NOW**

HE STOLE YOUR ICE CREAM! ARE YOU GONNA LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT! hey that's my ice cream 🤓 GOOD SPONGEBOB, NOW LET HIM HAVE IT!! 😈 you can have it 🤓 🤦‍♂️

#RELEAS THE FILES NOW

NIKKE 225 CRASHINGGG NOW NEWS IS OUTTTTTT WE R COOOOOOOOKED

Wait so we’ve rallied hard for most of the year but NOW the market has cold feet lol like NOW there’s a problem. Not back in June or even in September but like, NOW there’s a problem

HOLD ME NOW!

BREAKING NEWS: BOJ INCREASE INTEREST RATE TO 1% not 0.75% AS EXPECTED. RESULT JUST OUT NOW

but it was HIS 3 million and he wanted it NOW

SEE YOU GUYS GOT GREEDY, NOW ITS BEAR MARKET TIME!!! SPY 570 INCOMING BY APRIL!!!!

WE RALLIED BUY THE POOTS NOW

#THE MIDDLE CLASS IS NOW SMALLER THAN HIGH SCHOOL CLASS LMAO 🤌

SPY TO 680, RIGHT NOW, TODAY

#THE STOCK EXCHANGE IS JUST A PHOTOSHOOT STUDIO NOW LOL 🤌

OKAY NOW FLIPPIN LONG LFG

Ive been saying it for days.. Its not to late...$CGC going back to $10. Price pre-election before TRUMP got elected and anti weed sentiment came. BUY NOW its at $3

TRUMP TO RESCHEDULE CANNABIS TODAY THIS WILL NOW BE DECREED A GREEN DAY

We are going down today. Puts NOW! Entry at 680.20

10% UP NOW FUCKING 3. KILL ME

I feel like lab-grown diamonds have a marketing issue. Why would you call it “lab-grown”? Women are like “yuck I don’t want that nerd shit”. Gotta call them “ethically sourced organic diamonds” NOW WE’RE TALKING

OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO RIGHT FUCKING NOW GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Christmas rally is back on the menu. FOMO BUY NOW.

#🚨🔩🚨🔩🚨🔩🚨🔩 YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED 🚨🔩🚨🔩🚨🔩 #🚨🔩🚨🔩🚨🔩🚨 THE BOZO ZONE 🚨🔩🔩🚨🔩 #🚨🔩🚨🔩 THE BOZO ZON 🔩🚨🔩🚨

Encore!! Encore!!! GET HIM BACK OUT HERE!!!! MAKE HIM BOMB EVERY SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRY LIVE ON TV RIGHT NOW!!@ I WANT THINGS TO HAPPEN DAMMIT!

I HAVE BEEN A FUCKING MARKET VETERAN GIVE ME MY WARRIOR DIVIDEND NOW

WELL MURRAY, WHOS LAUGHING NOW

LIVESTREAM STARTS RIGHT NOW

BREAKING: DUE TO THE INCREASED PRICE OF GOLD, TURTLE DOVES AND GOLDEN RINGS WILL SWAP PLACES IN THE SONG. IT WILL NOW BE FIVE TURTLE DOVES AND TWO GOLD RINGS. SWANS-A-SWIMMING REMAINS UNCHANGED AT SEVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER

THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN

# I TURNED TO A COWORKER WHO INVESTED HEAVILY IN CRYTO FOR EMPATHY/COPING # DUDE JUST SAID "Health is wealth" # I NOW FEEL EVEN WORSE

YOU NOW KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Posting the hotline just in case: 877-CASH-NOW

**BREAKING: ENTIRE UNITED STATES ECONOMY AND STOCK MARKET NOW SOLELY RELYING ON THE EARNINGS OF MICRON AND NIKE.** Story developing......

I WANT MY UNSETTLED FUNDS AND I WANT TO LOSE THEM NOW 🗣

#BOLS STEP ASIDE THIS BER COUNTRY NOW 🐻