NGL

Im ngl even IM scared to play options tommorow, that never happens. I would recommend you boys sit it out if you arent tied up.

im crying in the casino rn ngl

Im long RDDT, but if they reveal they are spending loads on data centres for no fucking reason at all, that would be absolutely hilarious ngl

Any GOOGL insiders who can leak earnings for me rn would be pretty pimpin of you ngl

Getting butt fucked by RDDT HOOD VST this past month. Should have sold my RDDT shares when I was up 40% ngl

Mr. Market had me in the first half ngl

Ngl bros I almost full ported an OOT money call on SPY but divine intervention slapped some sense into me. I would’ve been cooked.

Buying TSLA calls was retarded of me ngl

Being employed is overrated ngl

Those employment numbers are looking pretty bad ngl.

Ngl 2026 is kinda boring

Im ngl I got real hyped up about these thick, double chocolate chip pancakes but they are quite mid. At the end of the day its just another frozen goyslop product. Sadge.

Ngl Gents, at 7 PE and 15% share buybacks/free cashflow I'm putting just the tip into PYPL I know it's a value trap but I can't help myself

Ngl I thought HOOD PE would be ike 100+. Didn't realize it was under 40.

If the penguin could smell this fart it prob would die ngl

Ngl spent so long hating landlords now that I am one the first thing I searched up was sex for rent schemes smh

Ngl I'd be pretty bummed if it wasn't ingots, or at least bars

NGL, you had me in the first half.

They really had me in the first half NGL.

Yeah she had me in the first half ngl, but source of the no brush was slightly questionable as I was reasonably sure the girl who dropped this gossip on me wanted me for herself. Wild times

Ngl. Tired of these V days. It's fun but fucking stupid

ngl, I want to kms

This level of short interest on RDDT is juicy as hell ngl

Power access was a good play ngl

such a great morning just sold my pltr gains. ngl i feel filthy for buying that shit

Ngl I thought you were joking lol

Ngl the silicon rock on a display told me that shrooms / psychedelics might be needed in the future to enable us to talk to the machine God via neuralink. So bullish on that lol

ngl i thought this was a meme from the wolf of wallstreet shit lmao

Feels same ngl

I kinda want to kms, ngl

this black Monday has me shook ngl

Ngl I think we’d all be richer under Kamala low key

Ngl SLV feels kinda dumpy

ngl been thinking about getting some 🌽 dead cat plays

Would eat her ass ngl

Ngl I don't really see the big deal? Spy is down 1%, what's everyone going on about

Ngl almost full ported calls…

Ngl im a ber but seeing all these cocky bers pisses me off lol stfu dont jinx it

Ngl option bol traders may need a hug

SLV and GLD both seeing a nice dip soon as overnight opens, SLV looks to have recovered but GLD is still at -2.5%. Even SPY is down -0.65% I'm ngl another red day would be pretty cool, good chance to load up

Feels like the beginning of the end for the bol run. ^(It's about damn time ngl)

Yikes, quoting your own retarded posts is very cringe ngl

Almost paper handed my slv ngl

nvidia annoys the fuck outta me ngl

NGL I thought I would open green based on futures but its a straight red line down.

Caption and photo go hard ngl

I bought Disney calls for their Monday earnings. It’ll def go flat like AAPL ngl

As a European the concept of government shutdown as a normal mechanism sounds quite primitive guys ngl

Ngl a sexbot company is free money why hasn’t anyone done it yet :(

My ass is gaped after today ngl