NGL

Weekend wallstreetbets is full of some of the weirdest m'fkers ngl

Dunkin wake up wrap is kind of lit ngl

Watching 🌽 crash, TSLA slow bleeding out, and crypto mines closing just all makes me happier than shit, ngl.

... that's weird ngl i have never laughed at anything GPT said. they are like remarkably unfunny

Ngl if we touch 689 again scalping more puts this time trump gonna dump dump it

NGL tariffs illegal and SPY couldnt pump to 690 this aint good.

love to full port calls like any other mf, but this pump seems fake ngl

ngl could go for some choccy milk rn

Theta vibes ngl

GOOG is due for a +5% tmrw ngl

apparently the consensus is long mag 7 is considered contrarian. but ngl googl is a good dip buy around 300, new gemini 3.1 pro model is elite

This would be pretty satisfying ngl

$NGL $ANTS TO THE MOON

ngl i hate these stocks u all spam like you're fkn ants, so annoying

ngl the future looks bleak for bol

Stupidest fucking shit ever ngl

Ngl would hate fuck bondi

ngl, I didn't think WMT could keep this pace going. damn

NGL that is insane and not surprising for cvna.

Sick and took the day off, finna gamble on some 0DTEs ngl

weekend feels like iran attack ngl

Ngl feeling kind of bullish

ngl imma need wmt to hit that 115 sweet spot today. need to make up for some of the losses this week

NGL that’s pretty funny. I’m pretty damn ugly but never fed an ugly gal olive Garden or Applebees. In fact I’ve never fed an ugly gal, I only met them at the bar and sneak them into my house in utter secrecy. Bet the baddest bitch you know eats Applebees with her family after church every Sunday. Or Texas Roadhouse 😋

Ngl, it's been a while since the last official Cashflow update

That’s what I’m saying, shit’s for girls. Workout till the anxiety disappears and only give af about what you think of yourself. Narcissism kind of solves anxiety if you think you’re better than everyone else, ngl

Welp. NGL All the CVNA shitposts on here make me want to buy some CVNA stock to fuk the bears. If nothing else for the memes.

Lmao this looks so fucking bad ngl, but calls

Yeah ngl, indexing fucks

This chat is useless asf ngl

ngl I was just trying to farm sentiment, kinda 50/50 at the moment I am always a permabull tho

Ngl i'm going to need gld over 475 real fast. Asia do your thing.

Ngl chick fil a used to be one of my favorite places, until they started charging A5 Wagyu level prices on two pieces of bread with chicken breast in between them

ngl Claude is a G

SPY looking super weak ngl

Palantir paying less income tax last year than I did is pretty radicalizing ngl

Ngl Sometimes I don’t sell because I have no idea what to do next

NGL .. I was willing to put up with a bunch of dumb shit as long as my port was green and making money. We can send them all to jail now.

That V was impressive ngl

I don’t trust it ngl but we can only hope

Welp I got super super lucky on 678c 0dtes, could have been brutal if I held. I think it's time to retire from 0dtes. Ngl the dopamine hits are killing me. I see a line up and think damn i could have made thousands. Can only play with fire so many times (I did lose 19k last Thursday on it). Though in better news, YTD despite that, up 25k on 0dte calls but still way red due to having a port of high beta stocks. Maybe Ill focus on my shitty port instead.

This is one of the gheyest days in living memory ngl

https://preview.redd.it/3mjgjb1yn2kg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f53dff35fed0d1c5f9358a875d1e078b9ccd749 Ngl it got dicey and I doubled down but the V saved my ass

Spy to 700 this week would be funny ngl

It was a good quarter century run, ngl

Ngl I’d invest in Moo Deng Coin before Oracle 

Ngl im dogshit scared tomorrow. Still sitting at a 40% loss

Rawdogging chicken breast ngl

Ngl I want that.

There was some close calls ngl but I did it