NGL

If USA tech wanks get pwned by venezuelan peasants with ak47s, that would be rather funny ngl

Ngl.. kinda worried about my NVDA calls seeing how 🌽 is getting fked

Ngl the news cycle for finance sucks and likely won't pick back up until February 

Ngl I have hope Monday brings me to a place I can at least break even on most things

Ngl I got smoked today. Thought we were all clear after fed day rally. 

Gonna need an extra retarded pump ngl

yeah its sickening ngl

Ngl, I’m not Vietnamese but kinda tempted to do a 50/50 retirement there. I don’t mind spending 6 months at Da Nang lol.

NGL this is kinda gay.

NGL I’m putting everything on puts today 🩸🩸🩸🩸

Ngl if the tables were turned id be a cheap manslut, my rate would be enough to pay my lightbill. Im envious of how women can just get fucked and be paid for it

The so-called bubble butt. I love this idea ngl

silver scaring me a bit ngl...reminds me of october

Ngl bros. It feels extra good to get out of a position and then watch it plummet afterwards.

amzn holding up pretty good ngl

I did! it's better than before but still not great ngl

Ngl cheap for a reason

ngl, ORCL seems cheap

Ngl ORCL broke me a bit Made me realize I stress over 0.5% movements and lose hundreds when I lost thousands on ORCL

Every other retailer that has had their earnings this quarter went up like 30%, and you want to bet against Lulu after it's down 52% on a year where it has grown earnings each quarter? The same quarter where black Friday reports stated that Lulu was one of the busiest stores by a long shot? (Due to aggressive sales admittedly). Wild bet to make ngl Meanwhile Costco is insanely overvalued and has no positive catalysts Puts on this man's decision making skills

Damn that was a durrrty bull trap after the fomc huh. Ngl they had me fooled.

Ngl, I know day trading is gambling but I feel like holding through earnings is a much bigger gamble. Good earnings? Stocks have gone down, bad earnings? Stocks have gone up, vice versa 

That shit is frying our brains ngl

ngl meta is making me crash out

ngl you mfs are make me questioning my decisions, I am getting scared of how f bearish everyone is

Ngl the job market the ways it is rn with AI and Indians not even sure a rate cut can fix it

#$MU to $300+ next week ngl

I just bought oracle calls but ngl it just feels like a donation

Ngl a dovish hike would be funny as fuck

Ngl it might drop more trmmw

Pretty good ngl

lol a democrat major in miami, kinda cool ngl

NGL you had me in the first half

ngl JPOW kinda looks like the grinch

Ngl this is the most ass PA I’ve seen in my 10 years. 💀

NGL Paramount got pretty badass once a real company bought it.

Brown-Foreman and Diageo looking very tempting ngl

NGL I wish we did the morning dump so that my limit order would have hit. It's done the morning dump everyday for like 4 weeks and the one day I set a buy order it doesn't go.

Had me in the first 2 minutes, ngl

Ngl, I felt kinda disgusted looking at fat and all the talking about food. So just ghosted her.

Alright ngl. I was eating some bread and soup and it was so magical that I got distracted and held a bunch of spy calls past 4:15 that I was supposed to sell. So. Go futes go! I guess :|

getting iron condors for this wed was a big dick move ngl

#META HOLDING PRETTY GOOD RN NGL

Meta holding pretty well despite the market dump ngl

Trumps market sucks ngl

LLY might be a good buy right now ngl, its dropped significantly from its high, but it probably still has some upside at least back to its ATH

ngl bidets sound amazing. Much better than using somebodys recycled cleanex

Looks shaky NGL 🤨

This is sad ngl. How do I cheer myself up now

Ngl, this shit is an absolute waste. And my food is 30 minutes late and cold as shit.