NGL

looks dumpy ngl

NGL, every stripper I've ever met has been a good conversationalist with an interesting, if heartbreaking, life story.

i'm gonna need a big ass dump ngl

Ngl seeing how homeless people live I would think it would be easier just to work at McDonalds

ngl. feels ruggy AF

lol, never done a ban bet but that’s actually funny ngl, nah just made this account for finances

Ngl i hope 🥭 cooked CPI’s number tomorrow so my portfolio can stop getting pounded

So let me get this straight - that POS debt-laden ORCL is now the “Oracle” for Tech, war is bullish but not when it’s with Venezuela and then also not when the war is not announced, and an “as expected” two handle on CPI is somehow the end of the bull market? Ngl, this market is uninvestible - see you losers in ‘26.

Ngl.. gas price do be pretty low..

Ngl bulls kind of needed a .60% green futures. Instead, they are looking at red futures by the time they finish their ramen dinner.

ngl this shit looks exactly like 29 oktober, we will probably V back to 685 everyone will load calls and then we go back to 665

ngl some of you are true comedians

Meh, why would there be a special announcement about marijuana. Its not a big deal ngl

Guys I don’t even trust this MU pump ngl

Ngl I just bought some nvda calls am I going to make money or what

Yeah I am ngl

Ngl they had us in the first hour

Ngl this Christmas has been shambles. I’m ill, broke, my mouth doesn’t feel right. But least I’m still pretty af

ASTX type of day ngl

Ngl the turkish time zone is kinda goated for the american market I wake up to the overnight market, and then I just witness every move of the market throughout my entire day into close, and see a bit of afterhours before going to bed

Google spying on me, it just recommended this song. NGL, it kinda slaps for a degen: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtA0odvwomk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtA0odvwomk)

Ngl, we’re getting pretty god damn creative with new bullish ideas. Data centers? Old news. Solar energy? Mentioning it will literally get you deported right now. Space? Well that’s still kind of a vibe. But…what if we did solar powered data centers in space? Now that’s a hot idea to get the market nice and retarded again.

Gonna miss🥭market, NGL

$MU might rugpull AI/tech stonks tmr with their earnings ngl

is it? They are up, but they took a very long time to react to the news, didn't care initially seems fake ngl

Ngl pretty entertaining day

NVDA still green is kinda insane ngl why the fuck did I do my banbet on NVDA expiring this thursday, in such shit market conditions, bruh !banbet

ngl lads, i am running out of money to buy the dip cause the dip has a dip

That is a rather ominous looking daily candle chart ngl.

pretty annoying day ngl

Ngl I hope to see reputational takedown of Elon Musk 🙏🏻 mf closer to 1T than 0 and is still: -evasive about paying fucking child support -badly built -bullied by streamers on livestream -fucking weird Wealth doesn’t mean a thing eh 😄

Nah bro I’m eating ngl

this movement is wild ngl

Ngl, I'm hella surprised that the $31 ASTS 12/19 covered calls I sold in May, haven't been assigned yet. It's like $35 ITM rn 💀

NGL i really dont like all this price distribution. Looking ready for another dumper

life is better when ber r fuk ngl

NGL l didn't realize how much I was down on the year until just now. Holy shit, today was awful.

Need a 10 bagger for moob surgery ngl

Ngl don’t think it’s a correction time VIX is so low. Spy is flat just some chosen stocks deep in red

Held my full port SQQQ position from Friday.  Was a little puckered at the beginning of the day ngl, but immediately she started acting right again.  If you look at QQQ, especially something like the 3 hour chart, she’s showing every sign of an imminent breakdown.   In any case, it’s worth hanging onto the position for now - especially with several negative catalysts coming later this week and next. Edit: downvoted for making money, I definitely am in the right place lol 

ngl $MSFT at this price is almost more regarded than $NVDA under 180

Feeling super pumpy ngl 

ngl I didn't expect to see AMZN back down here so soon

I am just a bad trader ngl.

Yea, that pisses me off a whole lot, NGL.

Nah the Flashy Flash fight is actually dope ngl. Reminds me of the Saitima/Genos fight scene from Season 1

Ngl, I feel like eating a sticky dongus today

I’ve been following AI bs since gpt2 era circa late 2019 and ngl i wish this weren’t the case BUT gpt5.2/opus 4.5 have only reinforced my belief that agi soon/most if not all of u are destined for the wagecage<>perma poverty class and odds are if u haven’t made it already u woulda never made it anyway (just give up and put the fries in the bag bruh) don’t shoot the messenger, they hates jesus bc he told them the truth etc etc

Ngl, I laughed when Christian Bale filed his 13F. I bet he's having a great Christmas. Fuck Christian Bale.

The self driving is pretty darn good ngl. Game changing