NGL

Big brain move, ngl.

NGL, all of the neocloud stocks are volatility magnets. This +10% move is really nothing compared to how massive their moves are on a day-to-day basis. NVDA invested in CRWV a short while back, and although it spiked on the news, that jump faded not long after. These stocks are not meant to be long-term holds, unless they are very small satellites meant to bank on a potential ten bag moonshot.

Robinhood adding Apple Pay as a deposit method is goated ngl

kinda am ngl

Iran is starting to behave like a cornered rat, ngl. War over in 2 weeks.

lost $1500 in 0DTEs recently they lowkey add up ngl

ngl, this week kicking my ass

Ngl Gemini kisses ass a lot I hate it

Ngl iran goated for being able to fuck without nukes they just said mimes in the straight pretty much

Ngl guys.. I was in today’s thread not this one lmao 🤌

NGL I'll take those odds lol

bad time to be a goy rn ngl 

ngl they had me in the first half

NGL HIMS squeeze was gay as shit

I got raped today, ngl.

i'm not in any HIMS plays but kinda glad for those guys that's keeping it strong, ngl they've got a strong spirit, their community on my Webull app are rock solid and committed asf against any bers lol

Ngl bro your mom said it was pain to make u

the MMs are good at faking out ngl

ngl I was betbanned the past week and it was the worst with the Iran war happening Not gonna do bet bans anymore on this account anyways

Ngl being an introvert in corporate America is hard

Ngl even though we been on bullshit since November I’ve been doing okay, crawling back and scalping like a motherfucker

I am permabull, last days were hard ngl, mkt trying to convince me to buy calls but I won't stop holding cash in other words, full port SPY 3% OTM 1dte tmrw at open

Bers almost had us in the first half ngl

The market just moves with 🥭's mouth. This is all kinda gay ngl

Ngl, today was a masterclass in fkn bers and margin calls, bravo wall street bravo

They had us in first half ngl

From damn near -2% down to green, incredible ngl

Ngl, I didn't expect to see SPY $666 again, before $700 💀

Ngl fellas, perhaps we shouldn't open da casino today... Naaaah! OPEN DA CASINO 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

You sound like him ngl

Spy hanging out at exactly 666.00 is pretty hilarious ngl

Ngl Cramer might have saved us once he started posting about oil prices

I’m Ngl. It’s barely red

Ngl War aside Tech is in big trouble right now . Who’s going to tell trump that restricting access to American tech isn’t going to help us lead AI , but it’s going to accelerate other nations output of technology that can match or surpass our own.

Ngl living in a van down by the river doesn't sound bad in nowadays

Watching it all burn down through dumb WSB comments is comforting ngl

Anyone in here who trades futures? Ngl I really want to short the Oil contracts on Schwab, and tell my boyfriend, who’s on WSB as well lol, that I have bigger balls than him, but unfortunately the initial margin requirement is absurd. Like $20k.

Bers been eating good this year ngl another 2x on SPY and QQQ puts

Ngl I was expecting some bigger dips in big tech...lol

im ngl i reallyyyy wanna see a circuit breaker

Professor Jiang really saved my ass ngl, exited all risky pos last week on Weds and bought UVIX on Friday ahead of the oil jump. Now we see where that goes lol

ngl It'd be moderately funny if we open green somehow, not funny for my puts tho

I am permabull but I think we will correct soon job market data was too bad, rate cuts are bullish but I think "toolate" is really too late now... ngl we might be fucked

Don't fight the feds! But always fight the gay bears. Feds: *shorts oil futures* *Ngl*

Kinda want to play some Red Dead Redemption 2 ngl

I’m ngl that episode in it always sunny where they buy gas when it’s low and sell it later is starting to sound really smart right now

Ngl, sad that no numbers are moving

Alright y'all, so get this, frontier airlines has a $350 year pass, where you can fly year round for no additional cost. The catch? Tickets are only available the day before departure, and availability is dependent on how full the flight is. Also, you only get 1 personal item and no carry on, unless you pay up of course. But ngl, for a single dood like me, it's tempting! Also, I could've just not gambled away that 70k on SPX 0DTEs, and bought as many first class tickets as I'd like 💀

When you buy LEAPS, are you usually looking months out or a year+? With BULL I was hoping it would make a run like HOOD did lol. I know people who lost way more than me but it still hurts. CHWY was just dumb ngl — I listened to some guy on Reddit who hit big on ORCL earnings play last year and said he was going all in on CHWY earnings. You know how that worked out. Honestly I just need to do more research instead of listening to people on X and Reddit. Never even heard of Warsh until 🌮 nominated him.