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About to pour my entire net worth into ONDS

So, Degen Europoors Banks are the main net short for silver futures. Degens ones, Degens forever lol

So many pathetic posts on reddit from people that are like “I’m 30 and I only have $1.5M net worth. What should I do?” Smh

Best looking? 38% of their net income goes to employee stock plans and they never buy shares back or pay a dividend, probably the main reason its flat. Shareholders literally get diluted over and over again. NVDA with its current forward pe or meta is a good buy, not amazon.

on jan 2 i will be net short the market like -400% my net worth 😂😅

Clown show. I get paid 2k a week gross and my biweekly check is barely 3100 net 

If you have a good year, but a few positions are not likely to recover, take the loss and reduce your net profit and hence reduce your tax liability. You don't know if the next year is going to be a good year, so taking the loss now might be better.

Just bought 5 OKLO OTM calls, if it goes back to 100 before March should net about 12k in profit

Index is literally net 40 cents since the open 🤣😭

Such bullshit how they can just bounce it right near net 0.00% with millions flowing in and out

Throwing my entire liquid net worth on margin to short 🌽 here, we’ve seen this in the playbook 29484772 times. AH melt up to extreme dump at open. This is financial advice.

Thanks to silver my net worth is a lighter shade of red

Me: a guy with a net worth north of a million Also me: HURRY UP AND GIVE ME MY $1.37 OF SOL WTF VLAD

Credit Karma said “Your score is great. Now move on to monitoring your net worth.” What net worth? Lol

Real talk with elder Addy: I’m 45. My wife and I have bought/built, and then exited three businesses for between 3-6MM ea over the last 20 years. Our net worth is high enough that we can do what we want. But we still work. We currently own and operate a bakery and a security integration company. We tried the early retirement thing in our mid thirties and it’s a fucking joke. Anyone who tells you not working will make you happy is retarded, lying, or didn’t have to earn their wealth. Hard work gives meaning to your life in a way managing your wealth and assets/toys will not. Don’t try to gamble your way into a lifestyle that will only make you more depressed. SPY 680P 1/9

The same filing said Strategy sold 663,450 class A common shares during the period, raising $108.8 million in net proceeds, and had about $11.7 billion still available for issuance and sale under its common-stock at-the-market program. Lol ponzi still gonna ponzi

Banggggggg doubled my net worth nvda puts mega profit

Net loss

To replace a vegan? Literally zero, they're a net negative

silver will never break $120 because it'll break multiple industries. if it does, it'll be very briefly cause there's gonna be net demand destruction

No. Jpm is net long to the tune of 750m+/- ounces. The other stories are lies

You would have to have quite a bit to net benefit

Guys, I yolo-ed 30% of my net worth into APLD but still don't know what they do. Is that bad?

Crazy how my entire net worth is on 10 nvda puts

Didn´t hear about that until now, but in order to impact the market China does not have to be the biggest producer. The market is undersupplied already. Personally I see it as a defensive move however, since China is a net importer and the price explosion must have squeezed some reserves.

My goal for 2026 is to make 9 trades closed with 5% net gain each I do that and I break one million LFG!!!!!!

It’s the loss b4 you buy + loss = net loss.

Only cost me $850 to roll my 5 LRCX CC’s from 1/16 180C to 1/30 195C. If the shares get called away I’m still up another $7,500 + $920 net premium. More likely I think it cools off after the new year and the 195C will expire worthless.

Comment your net worth

Fucking bastard crooks, NVDA net 50 something cents since the open

Didn't consider this effect. Yeah buying physical already costs a premium so by that logic selling also might net you an extra premium over raw paper price.

Nothing in my life brings me joy. Seeing my positions gain only make me regret not buying more, plus what’s the point if my net wealth is still so far from a million and I still need to work for at least another twenty years? Someone call me names so I can feel something other than anxiety and dread.

MMs on vacation while retail still trading. Retail are net buyers on average. Stocks go up. Not really complicated. Same as Thanksgiving

Plus a $150k income at my age seems to be around the 1% for that age according to IRS data who can just directly pull the statistics so that must be pretty accurate as well, so if you’re 3 years out of college (probably need a college degree to make that income at that age in 95% of the cases), that’s $450k in lifetime earnings, but according to the net worth calculator, the top 1% threshold is $2M. My math tells me that $2M >>>>> $450k (realistically more life $300k after taxes), so I’m wondering where all these other 25 year olds are getting $2M from. If that’s the case, I’m wondering where my $2M is. Is it supposed to magically emerge with the waving of a magic wand? Or are they all just counting their parents $2M home as their own?

I’m saying the statistics you referred to are distorted because a bunch of young people live with their parents now. This is counting household data, so that includes the 20 something year old and their parents as the same household if they live together. If median net worth for people in their 50s is like 500k-1m, then that 25 year old’s household net worth is counted as the same. Individual net worth is likely much lower

So you think most people are just including 10% of their parents’ net worth or maybe the value of their house and making themselves look rich but are actually worth $0 in real life?

To the people claiming the average 25 year old (my age) is broke, I came across these stats from the fed that really tell a very different story. I was surprised to, but it now seems like all the narratives that the average American is one missed paycheck away from homelessness are all BS and the average person is doing pretty well. I'll just post my reply here again: According to this net worth percentile calculator (https://dqydj.com/net-worth-by-age-calculator/), the average 25 year old is doing pretty well. Median net worth of $40k, >30% have over $100k, almost 20% have $200k, 10% have over $300k, and startlingly 1 in 100 have $2M+ (which is still a lot of people, would’ve thought it would’ve been more like 1 in 10,000). A $13,000 net worth among 25 year olds (I’m gonna pretend that’s all I have since I won’t include any accounts that my parents technically duly control) is only in the 36th percentile. Even with my $150k tech job, I find it very difficult to save anything meaningful in a HCOL city so it really boggles my mind how nearly 1 in 5 people my age have $200k+. Guess plenty of 25 year olds won the crypto lottery or onlyfans or did well with high paying remote tech jobs and a late bloomer like me was virtually broke until about a year ago and I won’t deny that my parents money has played a non insignificant part in why I have a somewhat okay net worth. And no, I really don’t believe that parental wealth plays any meaningful role in these statistics. Even the 90th percentile for most ~60 year olds isn’t much more than $2-3M and I cannot imagine most parents handing off >10% of their life’s work to their kid (and I will say that my parents are solidly in the top 1% of net worth for this age range and I cannot imagine a single scenario where they’d even give me $10k as a lump sum and this seems to be the general principle among others with similar wealth). Though it’s actually somewhat shocking that 1 in 100 60 year olds have $17M+ (would’ve guessed that it would be closer to 0.1-0.2%) These stats shocked me as well as I thought the actual situation would be much grimmer. Something here seems wrong, but they’re from the Fed so I can’t really doubt them plus crypto and onlyfans and remote tech jobs have certainly done wonders.

According to this net worth percentile calculator (https://dqydj.com/net-worth-by-age-calculator/), the average 25 year old is doing pretty well. Median net worth of $40k, >30% have over $100k, almost 20% have $200k, 10% have over $300k, and startlingly 1 in 100 have $2M+ (which is still a lot of people, would’ve thought it would’ve been more like 1 in 10,000). A $13,000 net worth among 25 year olds (I’m gonna pretend that’s all I have since I won’t include any accounts that my parents technically duly control) is only in the 36th percentile. Guess plenty of 25 year olds won the crypto lottery or onlyfans or did well with high paying remote tech jobs and a late bloomer like me was virtually broke until about a year ago and I won’t deny that my parents money has played a non insignificant part in why I have a somewhat okay net worth. And no, I really don’t believe that parental wealth plays any meaningful role in these statistics. Even the 90th percentile for most ~60 year olds isn’t much more than $2-3M and I cannot imagine most parents handing off >10% of their life’s work to their kid. Though it’s actually somewhat shocking that 1 in 100 60 year olds have $17M+. These stats shocked me as well as I thought the actual situation would be much grimmer. Something here seems wrong, but they’re from the Fed so I can’t really doubt them plus crypto and onlyfans and remote tech jobs have certainly done wonders.

i am short silver. i dont care about a banbet lol thats arguably a net positive.

Nah - Walmart is located in Arkansas. They are still sitting at the kids table of the Walton family Christmas. $500 Billion net worth among them…

Entire liquid net worth is on $85K Bitcoin puts. Pray for me.

> we will soon cross the threshold and reach a net population decline in the u.s.a. and housing prices will plummet. I feel like the people parroting this line of narrative have no grasp of how humans interact with one another

Between declining birth rates, war on the horizon, rising suicide rates, lack of adequte/affordable health care, mass deportations and increased murder rate, we will soon cross the threshold and reach a net population decline in the u.s.a. and housing prices will plummet.

Tiktok making $50B in net income this year. Meta estimated to make $65B in net income this year.

The net value of that combo comes down to about 200k

OpenAI has net 360 payment terms with CoreWeave. So, it can pay 360 days after getting an invoice. Lol.

No not at all, I think my first statement was too vague. Lol If you started your 401k at 18, maxed it at $15k per year, and retired at 65. The assumed 6% gains per year would net you the absolute “best case scenario” for your 401k. This is the “hard limit” my tism is thinking about

Imagine believing corporations 🙇‍♂️ run by 12 digit net worth CEOs (and 1 heading towards 13), 👱‍♂️ that siphon taxpayer’s money at every opportunity possible, 🥸 telling you that UBI will take care of you. 🤡

Musk will hit a trillion net worth next summer when space x ipos lmao

Basically it only went into high net worth and assets lol