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Epstein started his career (and was a partner) at Bear Sterns, worked in Wall Street finance for over a decade and worked as a high-net worth asset manager for 18 more years, ran (and got away with) one of America's largest Ponzi schemes, and has known affiliations with most of the most powerful people in the world (including at least 2 "world's richest man" titleholders, at least one Secretary of the Treasury, an Attorney General, and 2 Presidents). I'm sure these files will be a nothingburger

alright fellas i have my net worth in CVNA puts and ORCL calls

What was the net debit?

Let’s make a crazy assumption that Tesla steals all of Ubers $40b of revenue (will never happen). They have a 50% net margin (won’t happen). This is $20b to the bottom line (won’t happen). This valuation is still insane even if this happened today

One thing that blows my mind is the fact market is acting like driverless taxis is going to be this 95% net margin business. I think based on the fact there’s already tons of competition this industry will be a flop and margins will be far worse than anyone expects.

Started off with $0.00 when I joined WSB. Now look at me. My net worth has finally hit $0,000,000

NVDA is net 6 cents since the open lol

It's pretty disgusting that the net result of this pump is FLAT over the last few days. We should be at ATH now.

Only thing more free than 9 PE Lulu was the obvi trump merger Ofc a 3 m revenue on a net loss of 100m company is going to be bought up for billies, value of the century

#Imagine he notices it’s so bad, he makes all his cronies invest all they can into the market and pump it. Just entire net worth.

I don't come here because I'm a risky options trader I come here for the daily chat vibes and sheer awe of people blowing up their entire port risking their net worth on the dumbest plays I've ever seen

100% net new jobs went to America born citizens since he took office Big if true 🤣

Why the fuck is NET popping off AH, up 4%

So, uh ...all of us then? Because he considers anything less than $100m net worth a "poor".

(02:00 GMT for those not playing in America) Cool, 90 minutes til my SPY calls either dump the last bit of value or recover back to net 0?

ATH with nothing to show for. Net income plummeted from COVID highs and flat. Memes are gonna meme. And just like all memes, it will plummet one day

**Micron Technology (Nasdaq: MU)** reported record fiscal Q1 2026 results for the quarter ended November 27, 2025: **revenue $13.64B**, GAAP net income **$5.24B** (GAAP diluted EPS **$4.60**), non‑GAAP net income **$5.48B** (non‑GAAP EPS **$4.78**), and operating cash flow **$8.41B**. Capital expenditures were **$4.5B** and adjusted free cash flow was **$3.9B**. Cash and marketable investments totaled **$12.0B**. The board declared a quarterly cash dividend of **$0.115 per share**, payable Jan 14, 2026 to holders of record Dec 29, 2025. For FQ2‑26 Micron provided guidance of **$18.70B ± $0.40B revenue**, GAAP gross margin **67.0% ± 1.0%** and GAAP diluted EPS **$8.19 ± $0.20**.

Micron Fiscal Q1 2026 highlights: Revenue of $13.64 billion versus $11.32 billion for the prior quarter and $8.71 billion for the same period last year GAAP net income of $5.24 billion, or $4.60 per diluted share Non-GAAP net income of $5.48 billion, or $4.78 per diluted share Operating cash flow of $8.41 billion versus $5.73 billion for the prior quarter and $3.24 billion for the same period last year

I lost 1/5 of my net worth today 😄🔫

I don’t even look at my port or charts anymore. I just come here, gauge sentiment, then just make a wild guess on my “net worth”. It’s pretty cool

Elon net worth is at a point every 1% his stocks go up he adds 6 billion in net worth. On the opposite side for every 1% his stocks go up I lose 10% of my net worth in Tesla puts. I aint hear no bell.

If you give money to people of the system you get the system. If you give money to people with net worths of around 1-3 million dollars who claim to want to do good you’ll be way to shocked at how effective those people are at capital deployment for desired outcomes.

SOXS as a safety net, slightly OTM spy puts at open.

Analyzing my portfolio, lot of risk. My safety net appears to be… BB earnings. Oh god, I’m a fucking idiot.

AI bag holder here. It will rebound. Just don't expect it to rebound until sometime next year now when the panic starts to subside. The markets are pricing in future lowered demand for AI buildouts but the buildouts will continue nonetheless and will probably net increase YoY. Arms race is only getting started. Some debt-laden small caps might get wiped but in the long term that's actually good for the already established pick n shovel names.

Elon musks net worth hit $600 billion 🚪

Ok boys and ladies what’s your net worth right now? I’m dying to know.

Unemployment can rise from more job seekers even when net jobs is relatively flat. Participation rose September --> November dumbass.

It really isn't. Jobless claims are ultra low. November even had net positive jobs. I'm not saying there aren't people hurting or struggling to make ends meet but objectively economy is very much intact in aggregate. Great even. GDP is growing at 3.5%-4%.

Reddit is left leaning, its normal to see Elon's hate. On X, people are congratulating Elon for hitting 600b net worth.

Musk’s net worth now sits at about $684 billion, damn he is getting close to that trillionaire status quick

Unless you have one extra chromosome in you it should be pretty clear by now ai won't be generating any meaningful revenue in the next 2-3 years, best you can hope for is some job replacements that will result in even more concentration of resources and be a net negative overall for the economy. OpenAi best idea recently was creating an ai slop image generator.

This notion markets needs to pullback for the sake of healthiness is baloney Beat ratios remain very strong: 82% of companies have beaten EPS estimates 76% have beaten revenue estimates (both above 5- & 10-year averages). Net profit margins are at 13.1%, the highest on record back to 2009 and above both last year and the 5-year average – margins remain near peak levels.

Only if your net worth starts with B

Lmao I just looked at Teslas last few quarter financials and can’t for the life of me understand this valuation and desire to hold this stock. The amount of cash flow generated from debt and share based comp is mind blowing, unless they are going to drastically drive higher net income in the near term this valuation is beyond absurd.

Bill gates isn’t even assosiated with MSFT anymore, it’s like 5% of his net worth

Tax brackets dont apply retroactively to lower income brackets, you only pay the higher rate on what you went over.  Also capital gains is different than income tax.  Just hold 20% of your short term net and you'll be fine.

that's what I do. I traded \~19000 contracts today for like a 5k net profit. Lol. The MM's will likely pay me \~3-4k for that volume. Fees were free. Yes - you can scalp pennies and get paid for it. \--- Usually I'm averaging \~4-5cents / contract when scalping. Then yah - I just get hella rebates

Yeah narrowing margins, doubling net profit yoy. Trash company, buy puts now

that's just net jobs lost since august have you tried calculating how many new jobs were created since the declaration of independence

Jobs by month: - August & September revision: -33K - October: -105K - November: +64K Net jobs lost: -74K

There's no stock more culty than TSLA. There's no reason for it to be up 20% this month other than Elon's followers trying to run up his net worth...

TSLA fanboys would off themselves if they thought it would increase elmos net worth.

Selling for small profits moments before it would net you 200% :(

Palantir is 30B less valuable than Samsung Samsung 2024 Revenue: $220B Samsung 2024 Net Earnings After Taxes: $25B Palantir 2024 Revenue: $2.87B Palantir 2024 Net Earnings after Taxes: $0.46B

i buy puts? pump it i buy calls? dump it i’m out fellas, i’m no longer net positive - see you all next year

Ok since you responded with a real question I will gift you one more response. It depends on why unemployment is increasing. If it increases from net jobs still being added or relatively flat but labor force expansion, that's healthy and totally fine. Now it is entirely possible for jobs to be created AND unemployment rate rise as more people look for jobs. That is what most of the increase has been. If it's rising from huge job losses and rising initial claims persistently, that would be negative.

Ok since you responded with a real question I will gift you one more response. It depends on why unemployment is increasing. If it increases from net jobs still being added or relatively flat but labor force expansion, that's healthy and totally fine. Not it is entirely possible for jobs to be created AND unemployment rate rise as more people look for jobs. That is what most of the increase has been. If it's rising from huge job losses and rising initial claims persistently, that would be negative.

focusing it on satellites or mining would net him as much as he wants, hes trying to Little St James Mars no doubt

I hope my net worth doesn’t plummet again today (it will)