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META and AMZN fucked me over this year. not a chance in hell it will do anything net week fkcn amazn didnt do anything all year

Lmao is this whole NKE rise because Tim invested 0.01% of his net worth?

You’re net positive?!

Just use your realized capital losses to cover it, and then it's a net 0 tax

Goodnight colleagues, I look forward to decreasing our net worth together tomorrow 

Dunno why this retarded shit is posted all time. Puts don't move market up. Their net effect is roughly zero. Plus is there even evidence more people are buying puts today than Covid?

No but it also does super positive things like build communities and encourage people to build families. You don't need it to teach morality but for a lot it helps and does teach it. Outside of the extremists most are net good.

It's annualized growth rate not net growth

Zoomers buy silver because supply and demand. World been running a net negative for what’s been mined and what’s being used. If you’re using a billion oz a year but only mining 800 million you’re gonna run short.

Watching your net worth quickly evaporate is freeing

Playing the VIX is like sitting at a roulette wheel betting 1 specific number until the balls drop into it It could be the next spin. The 1000th. But it’s a net negative

hot take: the finance industry is a net burden on society.

… dude 100 contracts is not a flex. Don’t touch options unless you are at a millionish liquid and 5M net Then play with like maybe 25k on one trade a month on a CONFIRMED move up or down in the SPY

Basically just means government spending is up and net imports are way down

Why have I resigned myself to losing half of my net worth in Q1 next year? It doesn’t feel very Christmassy

Imagine putting your entire net worth in neoclouds like CRWV and NBIS that have no path to profitability.

Just do them by yourself and don't let her see the details, women don't wanna look at that shit anyways. You can just show her the massive return you're getting from having net negative income and she will think you're a tax genie. Then take her to Target afterwards and it'll neuralize her like MIB

Do what I did and build a business  Currently 20 and net worth growth of aprox. 180k this year 

Bro their PE is 14. How much lower do you think they’ll go? They bring in 15B net income every year. SpaceX brings in 15B and wants a 1T valuation. Think.

Tomorrow they'll probably release news that they've achieved net positive energy output in cold fusion reactions and have a viable cure for cancer too

My friend must think I’m struggling because we live in a modest house and drive 10 year old cars and he tried to give me financial advice. But lil bro doesn’t realize I secretly have 5x his net worth 🫠

*whips out calculator to calculate new net worth*

% of your net worth,

Alright fellow Vergins here is where I am decided to gamble my entire net worth frfr ong. 110P $WMT 02/20 222.5p $AMZN 01/02 120P $ABT 01/16 Don't copy me, this is complete degenerate behaviour. Kkthx

Elon net worth 750b. Mine 750. Not that big difference.

Your post implied that Elon needs Trump to pump the stock price of Tesla and Space X. Elon doesn't need the help of anybody because those stocks are extremely popular and they will go up by themselves. But aside from that, Elon has shown multiple times he cares more about having the freedom to say whatever he wants to say than to stay silent just to appease shareholders of his company or because it would benefit his net worth. Some of the things he says are very controversial and could (and did to a certain extent) cause a loss in sales for Tesla products and yet he still said those things and kept doing it. He simply doesn't care....other CEOs don't do that, they're too afraid of the impact their words have on the stock price of their companies. If they say something, it's always the most popular thing to say in that specific time. Elon, pretty much do the opposite...he says things that are unpopular. That's why I don't agree when you say Elon need Trump to pump his companies. He's probably one of the CEOs that care less about it and his actions showed that multiple times

my net worth is 1Q, im gonna let u decide what the Q stands for to determine if im really rich or really poor

How the actual fuck has Elon musks net worth ballooned from $24B to $749B since 2020

Calls until mid-January, then calls until March opex, then... more calls So the markets gonna be flat until mid-Jan, dip until March opex, dead-cat bounce for a week to lure me back in, then really down in April. Puts on my net worth

New high score for Elon's net worth today. It's kind of funny that Elon Musk is going to become the first trillionaire because TSLA investors actively decided to give it to him out of their pockets. Welfare queen, much?

me and elon have a combined net worth of over $700b

3.7 trillion net worth when?

Net worth but not liquid assets

Theres a good chance your net worth is halved on monday

My net worth is about 400k. It was invested already and on Friday I bought another 600k on margin. I have done it before but...this time I did not close the position the same day and held over the weekend.  Needless to say I am not having the best weekend.

In his defense, if you were in the same position, would you not do the same? People that own multiple businesses do that shit all the time. It's like a fundamental of Hollywood accounting to always have a 'loss' from getting services from other companies they own, then they can avoid paying taxes or people dumb enough to get a % of net in their contracts etc.

My net worth is 7 figures $100.0000

Older coworker was explaining to me how I should be maxing my 401(k) so I “get the full company match” and that I should start investing. But lil bro doesnt realize I already have 2x his net worth and am actually IRS maxing the 401(k). I just let him think he taught me a thing or two

The psychological downfall of losing $200k+ will prevent many people from digging themselves out of that hole (if it was their entire net worth). Making it back, without emotions, is a matter of grinding at work and eating $2 ramen while you stash away $2k per month into VOO. It might take you 6.5 to 7 years, and that's accounting for 2% inflation. The problem is people would rather revenge trade and hope to make it all back the same way they lost it all lol

Musk’s net worth increased by over $200 billion in 2025 to $640 billion, with potential for further growth from SpaceX’s IPO.

Its annoying we are net basically 0% on the week but there is tons of movement intraday lol, it just all cancels out to take spy to $680 Obviously not like the 4-5% swings of one age but there is some to make money off of

Do you not understand what the word “time” means? Tesla is progressing with TIME. The driverless car was tangible proof of that progress. Waymo is about to be smoked. They are a net negative income business whereas Tesla controls all manufacturing of their fleet, reducing costs which will net massive amounts of income. With TIME. Tesla stock is flying because anyone with two brain cells can see the writing on the wall. I guess that’s the difference between alpha and stupidity.

Fun fact: Elon's live net worth now is \~$750B. Predicting $1.5T next year.

My friend tried to give me saving and investment advice but lil bro doesn’t realize I have 5x his net worth. I just play along and sound like all of this is brand new to me. Gotta gas the homies up every so often.

There are some losses but total portfolio net gain = 48% (was 61% in October)

Retard ber: this round of QE and money printing is different! This time they're only buying notes and bills, not bonds! That's ultimately irrelevant when Treasury is increasingly front loading yield curve and de facto practicing YCC. In tandem with a lower supply of bonds and buybacks the net effect is exactly the same. SPY to 750 bare minimum next year.

Unless your net worth is $2 million or more, having a $600/mo+ car payment is a horrible idea. Do you agree?

Looking at the PE ratio, Elon's real net worth is $70B. Dude's the world's biggest snake oil seller.

Oracle owning TikTok might be good for the bag holders but it’s terrible for the consumer. They are going to crack down on that shit and sensor anything 🥭 doesn’t like. Him, Larry Ellison and Net & Yahoo are now in control of the teenagers brain rot