MSTR

Mstr lmaooo

Everyone do yourself a favor, take losses on whatever shitty 0dte or 1dte calls you have and invest that into MSTR puts lol

What btc price is MSTR cooked at

SLV puts/MSFT puts/CVNA puts/MSTR puts, pick one

Puts or calls on MSTR?!? Wow.. corn needs some water today.. wilting.. wilting.. well.. hopefully their real business of cloud computing is profitable.

Shorting  MSTR is literally an infinite money glitch 

pls MSTR just declare bankruptcy

New lows for MSTR you love to see it

lol MSTR

banbet! MSTR 140 1 day

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Most-Crazy2353 made a bet that MSTR would go to 150.0 within **1 week** when it was 162.11 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

If you're not short $MSTR, then I'm not sure why you hate making money from actual companies: https://preview.redd.it/hwqqox14yagg1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=72e76bbb71fb2e4b90c5b028d57d0c14ad82708d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Cerrado82** bet **MSTR** goes from **152.91** to **140.0** before **19-Feb-2026 09:48 AM EST** Their record is 14 wins and 15 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet MSTR 140 3W

Uhhh is MSTR getting liquidated today? What happening lol? My puts were going insaneo and sold damn near at the top of the spread.

MSTR COIN to 0 shitcoins to 0 short em all

MSTR is cooked and if they ever sell a single bitcoin it will start a vicious cycle that drives both MSTR and btc off a cliff.

MSTR, you really are fucking amazing.

why didn’t MSTR just buy gold instead?

Imagine Saylor bought shiny rocks instead of 🌽 MSTR

As annoying as this inexplicable GLD rally has been, the degree to which I prefer gold bugs over MSTR bulls is immeasurable. And I hope one of those two groups gets wealthy, and I hope the other loses all their money over a stupid scam company that buys a fake internet coin.

The level of cope in mstr subreddit is beautiful.

Is he bullish or bearish on MSTR?

MSTR isn't even Saylor's best product. $STRC

I just hold bitcoin and eth. Cold storeage since 2017.  If I got in now it would be the etfs. Not mstr. But that’s me 

I wish it would so that piece of shit MSTR would climb again.

I'm kind of on a winning streak, gonna buy some MSTR calls to put me in my place

Saylor is a genius. Mstr goes down when btc goes down and it goes down when btc goes up. How does he do it!

SLV reminds of MSTR when it went insane lol can make lots and lots of money both ways

Mstr puts at open gonna print so hard

Mstr calls

Maybe a little $mstr lotto; looks wet

PILE INTO MSTR NOW >>>>

need either mstr calls or my nba parlay to hit

i know it’s wrong but i keep buying mstr calls

I’d sacrifice Michael Saylor in a heartbeat for $300 oz silver $7K gold and SPY 770 this year. I watched a video him talking about MSTR this week and he is easily the most hateable finance personality I have ever watched

The open baggies are greedy little goblins who lie to themselves. Tsler like boxy men and mstr idiots are just misinformed to max  Mstr.... begrudgingly 

If you were forced under penalty of death to baghold crypto, MSTR, OPEN, or Tesla, which would you choose?

Mstr with a 4 usd movement throughout the day. So much for volatility is Vitality Mike

lol I work for msft bro, not mstr. We just released a new chip, and I’m deep af in shares. I’m very comfortable w this

Bro I’m trying to help you. There’s no catalysts for Mstr to surprise on the upside. Your calls will expire worthless. Save that money for Amzn earnings or something

Same, been loading up $MSTR

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!banbet MSTR 150 1w

Fuck mstr

As a true degen I am eyeing MSTR calls

MSTR is literally a 12% buttcorn drop away from being a money destruction fund. Their average price is now 76k.

MSTR CALLS

Half of you guys are cool. The other half of you guys are saylor/tom lee bots and shills. BMNR MSTR going to zero.

And they printed like mad. MSTR went from 159 to 169 middle of the day in a couple hours!! Made like 200-300% and took profits on it. I was disappointed it didn’t go higher but inadvertently sold the top, too much gains too fast. This is my hyper-gambling account. What I was referencing above was my retirement account. All I can do there is switch from SPY or QQQ to bonds. So I try to time it well.