MSTR

MSTR falling down the stairs this past month.

News outlets accusing Nvidia of being Enron to take the heat off the real Enron: MSTR.

Instruction unclear, now holding lots of MSTR. How do I profit off it?

They said it’s good when MSTR drops because now they have more bitcoin per share… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhg

JP Morgan unironically offering to do structured notes for bitcoin investments while trying to get MSTR delisted from NASDAQ and saying that BTC is a great asset, my god, JP Morgan mean-girling like a jealous ugly cunt. Jay Pee, MSTR fucked your boyfriend before you met him, let it go. Also, JP Morgan, fuck your shorts.

MSTR more bye bye tomorrow

You mean MSTR?

I don’t know man $MSTR looks good long term opportunity here

There is clearly a bubble within the MSTR shorting community.

gonna keep shorting mstr on its bounces

Corn and MSTR bulls getting left in the dust lol

feeling fomo for mstr puts free monies right?

MSTR with fake nose and mustache

Whenever I start to feel bad for MSTR bagholders, I head over to r/MSTR to read the comments. Then I no longer feel sorry for them and I take profits on my MSTZ. Going to rinse and repeat until it stops printing.

MSTR santa

MSTR like enron or worldcom. garbage can on fire

MSTR looks like Bear Sterns in 2007/08 lol

is this where MSTR finally dies?

Do you have money in MSTR? Of course you do, you're retarded.

Can't believe so many regards are in MSTR, how do you convince yourself to buy this

MSTR calls just cut my net worth in half …. I wanna die

Lol good to see the MSTR sub is in the “we are being attacked by banks” stage of bag holder denial

!banbet MSTR 140 7D

MSTR so fucked. Even if Saylor does not sell, the common stock will be worthless and BTC will drop 80%. basically, his money will be gone regardless, as weill investors $

MSTR bond holders shorting btc and mstr to hedge, death spiral for BTC and MSTR

!banbet MSTR 150 10D

Lol MSTR monthly chart is absolutely insane. Just a straight down line. lmao.

Trump's $2K tariff dividend will come in the form of $MSTR puts

MSTR - a sign of things to come 

Imagine still believing in MSTR

MSTR drilling thinking it can mine BTC

i visited the mstr subreddit and its really… something 

if your STRATEGY was to go all in on MSTR calls like some were saying they were doing the last few days, then you’re Saylor-made to be exit liquidity

# MSTR bros literally lost their damn minds along with their shirts lmaooo see you at 0 broskis 😎

bout to sell my mstr wtf is this

MSTR not lookin good

Lol MSTR

Fuck it. Full porting MSTR 2028 calls. See you losers in hell.

The shorts are not quite going how they want them to, but it's OK because being long /NQ is more than balancing it on the bottom line. And in the longer term, being short MSTR is just common sense.

Mstr dump wen

I should exit my mstr calls . JPM got BTC on lock rn

why tf is MSTR stuck at 172 while btc and SP500 tanks

It would be great if the market could kill off mstr for the holidays

$MSTR quietly shitting itself in the corner. I just feel bad for the bagholders at this point. Imagine buying that shit at $500.

Gonna need MSTR to do a miracle and go to 150 please

I would say MSTR but that would be too obvious

My $10k in MSTR $170 12/05 puts is coming back to $10k worth of puts at least

MSTR ofc

I dropped $10k on MSTR 12/05 Puts yesterday open. I want a cleared head then a stupid play like that stonks only up as the economy shits the bed