MSTR

MSTR kept his $1B as "reserve" instead of BUYING THE FUKING COIN DIP. Even MSTR won't buy coin at this price... LOL

MSTR barely dropped 4% while coin dropped 6% ===> equity buyers don't know shit about coin. they are bag holders.

Why is anyone buying MSTR hes literally diluting shareholders to pay the dividend. 

Imagine buying MSTR above 500

I swear MSTR calls are free money. Everyday 🌽 has a negative day I buy 3-6 months out calls that’re down 40% on the day, wait 3 hours and sell them +15-30%. Like 5x in a row now this last 2 weeks

Mstr was 450 in July and hit 156 today and that's when you decide to buy puts? 🤌

Anyone catch MSTR at its lows

Currently 2nd highest MSTR volume day of the year, only a few million shy of April 9th.

MSTR is a ponzi built on fake internet money typically bought by people bad with money.  I don't see what could go wrong.

Let’s pump MSTR for the LOLs

I feel like a genius not selling my MSTR calls at -70%

Sold MSTR at 170 for a 115% gain 🔥🔥 full port up 100% today let’s go.

Ahahahahaah!!!! MSTR I love you!!!!

Hate it or love it. Still a crazy ”recovery” for MSTR

Is it time to full port MSTR

Again, instead of laughing you should have been buying mstr at 156. What an opportunity!

This is absolutely insane MSTR

Lol imagine these fucking suckers getting pulled in by this fraudulent MSTR pump. Good luck, retards, keep buying the derp.

MSTR pumping

Oof MSTR

MSTR +6% from the lows, netted +2k lets goo.. (my shares are down 100k+)

Thank fuck Mstr won’t get S&P inclusion

hmmm mstr could rip to 200 by eow with shorts piling in

People are buying MSTR

MSTR only down 7% feels like a green day

I was promised MSTR 200 over 3000 years ago

MSTR was such an easy buy when it was down 12%

Imagine buying MSTR at 450$ lmao

MSTR looking good 😊

Up 50% on MSTR calls. Do I sell

MSTR going green LMAO

Praise be. MSTR continues to pump

Will MSTR hold or continue to dump?

The MSTR sub cope is legendary

Mstr valued under its btc holdings prob good for short term swing tbh

$MSTR... just put the fries in the bag yo

We could short squeeze the shit outta MSTR

MSTR going green would be hilarious

idc what the indices do as long as mstr and quantum scams stay down

MSTR gonna be the next Lehman Brothers **LMAO** 🤌

Buying some MSTR here for a bounce to $200

MSTR Selloff ==> BTC Selloff ==> More MSTR Selloff ==> BTC Selloff What a magnificent feedback loop

Holy shit MSTR being -10% today is making my hole weak sorry I mean whole week. Drinking sailor tears

Mstr down 10% is so beautiful

My MSTR entry point was $220.

MSTR will unironically file for chapter 11 within a year.

if MSTR bounces I think I might kill myself

can mstr go below 100 before eoy? many people are asking

MSTR is ass, you are all the dinglberrys that will be getting picked out Tom Fuck Cucked You Lee 🫵🤡

Strategy would sell its Bitcoin if its market-adjusted net asset value, aka mNAV, dropped below 1—meaning the company is valued lower than the value of the assets it holds. Isn't this inevitable? MSTR doesnt do anything besides hold bitcoin right but also charge a premium because they have overhead costs. BTC is fucked lmfao