MSTR

It's kind of fun being a bitcoiner. Stateless money, no boss, be your own bank. I kinda bought into MSTR just cause Saylor sold for USD but now I'm feeling like I'm rebelious. Might make this part of my identity... feels weird to say it, but... I'm a bitcoiner now.

Keep MSTR out of your whore mouths First I see Cramer talking about a squeeze Now I see regards pumping it My calls are fucked

MSTR old vibes incoming

Mstr 200 open? ☃️🎅

But do you have mstr calls?

If MSTR can’t hold 180 tomorrow in a 4hr, buy puts to 160. If holds take 12/19 200c. Watch GEV get violent into next week and I’m talking about it launching off the 600 hold. I got 1212 650c.

If you were here Sunday night and didn’t buy IBIT calls or MSTR calls idk what to tell you. It was the most obvious reversal since GLD hit 400. Every mother fucker in here wouldn’t shut the fuck up about 🌽 going down.

You already have a bet going - MSTR to 190.45080000000002 before 31-Dec-2025 10:56 AM -05

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!banbet MSTR 2% 1d

If it breaks 210 this week then I’ll get 🌽 tattooed on my ass with MSTR written inside it

MSTR!!!!

Wonder where MSTR gets to tomorrow if corn breaks 95k

Comical how many people are about to miss out on the crypto run in 2026 solely out of their disdain for a product lmao. MSTR and BMNR is literally about to print so much fucking money. Liquidity is back retards maybe yall need to go look at 2021 to be reminded of what happens next

Let the MSTR Bill market comence

Cramer is bullish on MSTR and you regards are still buying calls?

Mstr did a stock split?

Come crawling faster..obey your MSTR, MSTR. Master of puppets im pulling your strings

MSTR calls brothers

If you are who you say you are MSTR then have no fear the shitcoin pump is here

Whether it’s gunna be a dead cat or not, the bounce on MSTR is going to make me so much money.

MSTR 250 by end of week

#Your MSTR puts are going to expire worthless 🤌

MSTR Short squeeze ?!!🌽📈

#CONGRATS MSTR DIP BUYERS.

Holy MSTR & 🌽.

I’ll have some of what he’s smoking. Nvdia isn’t as important as MSTR? Wut.

Yesterday Yolo’d into $MSTR and “Jim Cramer just said live on CNBC that "Nvidia isn't as important as Strategy $MSTR" Am I cooked? Should sell everything and run away?

Cramer get the fuck away from my MSTR calls

Mstr +7%

If they are bitcoiners then they will either need to sell their bitcoin or buy MSTR as mnav approaches 1.

HOOD & MSTR combo wombo with a side of 🌽.

Attention all bitcoiners! Attention all bitcoiners! I have now purchased MSTR. If our MNAV gets below one, we WILL mercilessly dump btc in order to buyback common shares. This will destroy the value of your internet money. If you have any sense, you will buy MSTR whenever we approach 1mnav. Or else.

If you have money in bitcoin and MSTR mnav starts getting close to 1... you better buy some common stock. Otherwise my leader Saylor will market dump on your ass to increase btc per share for his loyal customers. This is a threat. This is a warning. And if you don't want your little crypto to go down to 10k a piece, you'd do well to listen.

2k mstr shares & 50k in call options for 2027 end. 3 btc 1000 ibit shares now i nap. see u guys whenever btc hits 140k (soon)

lmao ive been buying mstr since 220. managed to buy some at 159. im at breakeven now sorry bulls

I dipped my toes into cryptocurrency via MSTR and I have a STARK and DEADLY warning for bitcoiners. If our MNAV goes below 1, we WILL market dump bitcoin. Your precious crypto coins will be destroyed. Any time MSTR is going near 1, you better buy some common stock, or your precious digital money is going to get dumped. Hard. This is our warning.

Getting tired of waking up every morning and trying this trade thing. I’m not a morning guy, I’m thinking about 50:50 full porting MSTR and ABTC. And just check in a month or two

Mstr calls 🤮

If MSTR hits 600$ i can buy a girlfriend

lol. Sell MSTR 190 calls at open on Monday then watch the next 48 hrs unfold & talk to me.

The mstr call i sold for a profit at 400 bucks is now worth about 1400. Its days like this which test a man.

Rode MSTR all the way to 185 and bought 180 puts.

Now wut if Saylor.. hear me out... use 700mil of that 1.4bil reserve and uhhh buy MSTR commons?

Glad I’m not short on IBIT and MSTR anymore…

yes lol. MSTR market cap is 52B and NVDA is 4.4T so really just chump change for MSTR

Jimboi said saylor gonna make mstr squeeze. You know what that means

MST for the poors who wanna buy the MSTR dip

I sold my MSTR puts yesterday for the absolute most they've been worth in probably the last calendar year. Whatever regard here bought that from me thank you

Bc then BYND would buy MSTR for 1$ and also get NVDA.