MSTR

Btc up more than mstr. Fuck you

MSTR?

MSTR is the biggest sack of crap ive ever seen... down 60% in 6 months during bitcoin being down 10% in that time lolol

Time to daily short another 100 shares of MSTR at the open and make a few hundred bucks today.  This trade has been very consistent.

Bought some MSTR calls yesterday. Here’s to hoping it moons 🚀

Today is the day mstr quits sucking

I will always carry a few mstz calls until MSTR is defunct. Always.

MSTR put

And also mstr robs you everyday. So it does happen.

Can’t believe I got permanently banned from the mstre-tards sub. I wasn’t even trolling. Just asking legitimate questions, like what happens to your shares if mstr goes bankrupt. Geez.

MSTR is the Jar Jar Binks of stocks

Explain it to me like I am a moron. Why does $MSTR keep buying digital coins?

SMST. MSTR Stans delusional

ppl still don't realize how bad the btc and mstr situation is. trump has abandoned any sirpotfor bitcoin .that was the only reason it went up in 2024

Investing in MSTR has to be designated a Mental illness at this point...

MSTR bought 1,200 more buttcorn? saylor stans gonna be losing their anoos rigidity next year 🕳️🍆

Per Walter Bloomberg: MSTR to pause BTC purchases, pivots to Silver

Mstr went up past it's high last week, should've held that 285 call

Loading the boat 🛶 on MSTR here

What’s even worse than mstr. Bmnr.

Holy fuck MSTR to $0

Bitcoin lol is fucked. MSTR liquidation begin soon too. no amount of BTC purchases can help it

Only way corn goes up now if MSTR buys all of it and there are no sellers

MSTR is well and truly fucked 🤡

How is MSTR still hanging on to 156…just rip the band aid off and go to 100

Can MSTR fucking die already. Buttcorn 🌽 can only chop so much in this range

Jan 15 is when mstr will probably get removed from msci, then will probably trigger other delistings

Can someone suggest a worse stock than MSTR

I bought mstr calls i am so fckd

Same regards that hadn't heard of $MSTR until last November (24).

I'm about to rotate my breakfast into the bin. In this analogy, "the bin" is MSTR.

That MSTR guy gonna buy all the bitcoin?

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I need MSTR and COIN to make moves like SLV.

No I agree. It has a cancer. Last time it was at this level just a few weeks ago it was 10% higher. I’m critical of Saylor and crypto/BTC too and mostly trade IBIT for BTC movement, but I think MSTR is oversold and wayyy too shorted at this price level. If we get the right catalyst and BTC bull run, it can bounce hard imo.

Saylor goon will swoop in to save the shorts with a massive ATM buy if the price of MSTR starts to meaningfully go up.

BTC was 90k MSTR was 400. BTC was 125k MSTR was 400. BTC was 125k MSTR was 300. See the problem when some shithead dilutes your shares just to mistime and buy garbo coin at all time high just to have it -10% the next day?

Short squeeze potential for MSTR? Shorts make up for +10% of their float. If we see BTC go up past the 93k level and especially 95k, it’ll bounce fast imo I’m cautious about the BTC candle tonight. Sunday’s normally pump for a Monday dump, but idk.. looks pretty strong to break and hold 90k on the first prong.

Ibit and MSTR weeklies I got on Friday gunna be juicing

I think I’m gonna short Tesla, MSTR, Open, Silver tomorrow 

BMNR > MSTR cuz at least u can stake ETH

If we all sell the coins HOOD gave us tomorrow we could ride down puts on MSTR together. 🖤

I don’t have the risk tolerance for silver. I stick to traditional stable assets like MSTR.

MSTR selling corn for silver soon

Not Bitcoin or MSTR, that much we can be certain of.

Haha, did you lose some in MSTR? If so, I'm sorry about that. I'm in it too damn it.

I’m starting a $MSTR company but with silver instead of bitcoin. The banks are dying to invest with me. Easily a $10T company.

Should I buy a single 2028 Call on MSTR? Returns would be huge if the forbidden coin goes to new all time highs within the nex 2 years

Puts on mstr

MSTR bagholders spending the holidays under a makeshift tent down by the river