MSTR

Yup, just head on over to r/Bitcoin and/or r/MSTR. They're currently pretty worked up rn https://preview.redd.it/l14i9wtp5w1g1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=fafaa3ec67505c994253c15941bafca208bead80

Is it one to one with bitcoin prices? I don’t actually know how Mstr works. Time to use ChatGPT lol

MSTR to 160 by the end of this week and I post my cock on r/ratemycock

this girl told me “isn’t that a bit risky” when I mentioned I shorted 20 grand worth of MSTR. I then proceeded to mansplain why i’m the greatest trader alive

Liquidating some yes, drop MSTR below 100 then if it recovers above 400 would be Hilarious to burn all

After I close my MSTR shorts I’m pondering on whether I buy my virgin friend a bunch of hookers or I buy a bunch of blow

AM I the only corn MSTR BULL HERE ??? ANYONE else ???? bro it’s scary to be the only 1 but that could mean I will be rewarded handsomely 😄

!banbet MSTR 160 4d

Wait why is MSTR falling like a rock these last few weeks?

MSTR is for people who are too poor to afford bitcoin…and funny enough they can’t afford groceries now either LUL

And to think people on the mstr subreddit downvoted me to oblivion for liquidating my position @ 395 a share for 16k in realized profits

Mstr is a ponzi where retards thought the could buy shares for multiplied exposure

Do what the folks holding MSTR on March 10, 2000 did, wait 24 years.

So, puts on MSTR and Meta?

I wish I could afford shorting MSTR lmao

I’d rather have bought shares in 1929 than be long MSTR.

I think it's possible that bitcoin hangs around and MSTR goes bust. People have caught on to the bullshit

Someone looked at the mstr chart and said hmmm lemme buy some calls 😂😂😂

i love shorting MSTR it feels sooo goood

yall got more chances to buy MSTR puts…

I don't mess w/ the options, full disclosure. I got into MSTR at $100 and out at $410 (after ATH, sadly). I did fuss around with options for a bit on MSTY at $17 and got out at $23 (+/-). Cash Gang w/ metals (that I've had for literal years). I'll turn bullish when Buffet begins deploying meaningful capital from their $300bn stash (burning away at 8% inflation rate (probably higher) currently)).

mstr down 2% for the day just like real money bank of america

All I can hope for now is another 50% drop on MSTR

i got puts on MSTR, but idk where the fk btc supposed to stop. any specific reason for 60k?

All the corn haters making my MSTR calls feel very safe 😄

MSTR bulls don’t exist anymore 🤣

MSTR bulls gonna have a lot of explaining to do at Thanksgiving after telling all their family members to buy it at 500 per share last year

How those MSTR puts looking my guy? I loaded up on some December ones today when it spiked up EOD.

I have 2 homes, but I'm also short BTC and MSTR.

How is MSTR going up when corn is going down?

How on earth is MSTR still $195? When it should be $5

Imagine if MSTR collapses and only then do Saylor fan boys realize that he will always be okay because he used your money to gamble on BTC and he got paid regardless.

Gold bugs and anti-government conspiracy theorists are so fucking stupid. They should have woken up and realized that internet gold and shit is just a scam, just like fucking NFT's. And MSTR who's whole schtick is to buy BTC....holy shit man I can't believe that hasn't been investigated by the SEC as a straight up scam.

Loading up on NVDA while its cheap. Also continuing to short MSTR.

Uhm, how is MSTR doing better than BTC?

Who on earth is pumping MSTR?

MSTR MOOONING AFTER MARKET 😫😫😝😝😝😝😜😜 I KNEW IT AFTER ALL THE CORN DOOMERS POSTING AND INSUKTING DADDY SAYLOR 🤑🤑🫦🚀🚀

who else bought MSTR calls at bottom today? ALREADY UP 🥵🚀🚀

So why is MSTR going up while BTC is still crashing?

MSTR calls at bottom, BTC to recover soon 🚀🚀

MSTR pumping is hilarious

That one dude on the subway did warn us about MSTR

Just bought MSTR puts 1 month out let's gooo

MSTR not tanking enough 😠

god i fucking love bitcoin dying my mstr puts are printing so hard

Im cooked before go to jail just want to see MSTR bankrupt

MSTR 😂😂😂 just wait for the liquidation. As they say, Ladies, Leverage and Liquor will make you bankrupt.

MSTR cost basis is over 70k. A beautiful Christmas morning would include saylor going bankrupt.🥰

Mstr 🤣🤣🤣

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