MSTR

Lmao mstr and crypto baggies 😭

Fun fact: MSTR is down 45% since removing "Micro" from their name

#MSTR, LMFAO!

Corn gets positive on the day but MSTR can't get it back up to match...Will it whip back tomorrow to make up for it? Prz?

Thoughts on MSTR 180 puts and SPY 680 EOY calls??

Aye yo my MSTR calls might be saved

This would be dope if mstr didnt liquidate me today

Can Michael Saylor just say "Nvidia" a few times in the next few press conferences and let that AI momentum bring up MSTR sp?

IBIT and MSTR suck ass

NVDA earnings so good even MSTR is going up

Breaking news: MSTR swapping their bitcoin reserve for a penny reserve

I had no idea MSTR was an actual company that sells services. I thought it was a BTC holding company lol

MSTR is a piece of shit ponzi stock

So mstr pays interest to bond holders in real money to then turn around and lose money in fake money? How does that even work? Where does the money come from to pay bond holders back

Dont worry MSTR bagholders. If NVDA misses today it'll be even worse than it is now. You still have a chance to cut your losses!

Every time I would shit on MSTR earlier this year this clown would hit me with one of those RemindMe messages. I just went to check in on him and he stopped posting 6 months ago lmao.

If y'all need an afternoon laugh just pop over to the r/mstr daily thread lol

MSTR --> -60% off of ATH UNH: Hold my bee... oh wait, yeah, you got us beat ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Mstr "investors" who gave Saylor money in exchange of worthless stock that pays 10% dividend have outdone all the regards here. They have no right over mstr btc and will holding the the bag in the end.

Nothing is making me happier than to see the MSTR bulls, whose entire thesis was "bro saylor found an INFINITE MONEY GLITCH", losing all their money as the ponzi collapses

Saylor in 2000: "Let's fraud MSTR and pop this dotcom bubble" Saylor in 2025: https://preview.redd.it/xuxmzimdg92g1.png?width=265&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf8c0399a53d87ccfa2efdc88dc3e355bc2cff1b

mstr lost 60% of its value in 4 months...

MSTR puts are printing

Mstr ooof

where was you when MSTR was kill

Corn 🌽 liquidating MSTR then will bounce back to 180k lmaooooo

Financial advice: get MSTR Jan 2027 $5 puts for $0.25 each. Easiest 20x of your life

MSTR enron chart lol

MSTR liquidation death spiral

MSTR headed to 0

MSTR is going to the shitter Wouldn’t be surprised if someone blew up in October during the flash crash and they r keeping it under wraps trying to lever out of it Doesn’t seem to be working

MSTR down 60% since mid July LMAO

Michael Saylor: MSTR vol is spinning at 70000 times… STFU CRIMINAL

Wellness check on MSTR bros. Haven’t seen a beating like that since I went to a Korean bukkake party and forgot to bring crackers.

I fondly remember folks selling their houses and going all in MSTR and MSTU. Needless to say they live under an overpass now.

when is MSTR going to get margin called

MSTR is leveraged losses LMAO it's so dogshit

If btc goes to 80k mstr will be sub 140.

im getting the ber DP threesome rn. crcl bmnr mstr

100% of port to short MSTR, your welcome

I guess regards figured out that you can only save one - MSTR or corn. Endless dilution incoming!

when does MSTR get delisted?

I may be retarded but at least I'm not $MSTR retarded

If BTC collapses, MSTR owns a bunch of nothing. investors withdraw, and instead of owning a bunch of worthless coins yourself, you're invested in a company that's worthless, who holds a lot of worthless coins. what is the point of investing in MSTR/BMNR?

saylor posting ai generated pics of himself is actually so cringe. i cant. MSTR cant go to 0 fast enough

Where are my lovely MSTR moon boys at ?

Haven’t seen a beating like MSTR since I went to Indian gang bang.

i’m so angry that i didn’t buy long puts last week on MSTR, that mf deserves to go to $10

MSTR free falling

Holy fuck Mstr how can a stock crater like this every fucking day man literally no support