MMS

MMs are getting angry cos gov reopened, they know the SEC is coming for them

MMs, STOP!!- DJT

MMs having rocky mountain oysters for lunch

Upvote if you grabbed calls, downvote if you went with puts. Let’s see which side the MMs are about to rug us this time.

MMs know all the economic data that finally can come out is gonna suck dick

MMs appreciate your enthusiasm!

MMs *there’s the signal* ^

Holy fuck bloodbath Gonna have no $$ for black friday and thanksgiving Thank you MMs, very cool!

fuck MMs googl was pushing 299 premarket after enormous earnings beats and guidance but doesnt even sniff 295 since then? Fishy bullshit

If HOOD didn’t sell my orderflow to MMs, I wouldn’t have bought those 0dte calls!

MMs squeezed juices out of Berry, now dump.

Imagine how much money MMs would lose if we simply didn't buy calls today. Since they want to play the theta game lol

MMs: oh cool government reopening. Ok so anyway what are we dumping on retail tomorrow lol. Also wanna do sushi again?

MMs are sick in the head lmao I set a 25674 SL on NQ so if it crashes while I'm afk I still walk away with something. MFers hunted me then shot back up

If you think mms are surprised, wait until they react to 🥭 signing the bill to end the shut down, the guy who wanted to use Snap to pressure the opponents to cave

Mms: guys, are you as surprised as us about this result? Golly gee. Look at our movements ah, thank goodness everything is fine now, buy in tomorrow? 👀

Meh, let retail pump for a day and then rug pull them. But the fact I’ve thought of it means MMs have a better idea.

The most hilarious thing is that mms pretending they haven't already priced in the open on Mondays +1.4% . Bunch a clowns

Actual quote from MMs at open tomorrow

Short term Option regards catching knives, MMs see rare opportunity to take profit

MMs working extra hard to kill premium before tomorrow

MMs just keeping this fucking pinned at flat. Such absolute bullshit.

#If I had a dollar every time I buy an option, it goes up in value, I try to sell it and take profit but my fucking broker won't fill the order so I can't take profit.....MMs steal your money in more ways than just one. LMAO🤌

MMs checked the clock and realized they forgot the V

Masterful by the MMs. NDX is barely down 0.15% and yet they are inflicting so much pain on the average WSB portfolio lol Really hats off to them. Now Imagine if they ACTUALLY dump.

American MMs should be deported tbh and their citizenships given to Euro MMs after the premarket pump they did for us.

Thanks MMs for ruining Thanksgiving and possibility Christmas

Any attempt at a price movement up is immediately kicked right back down. They do not want ANYTHING to rebound at all clearly. Thrse MMs are fucking evil pieces of shit. All of them deserve to be buried under the prison

It's like half MMs want a negative spy, half MMs want a positive spy Who will win

This is exactly what happens every morning. Start green, then huge bounces pushing down before turning and going up at about 10-11 when the MMs load up on calls

MMs heavily manipulating HOOD today. They know something…

Trust issues with NBIS - super cheap at this price but I feel like we're in for more flow fuckery from MMs so institutions can load up even more

MMs turned off the algos that let it move with NDX again. Last time this happened we bled for four days straight I think? 85-90 for institutions to load back up all over again, shit's annoying. Honestly I should've just been selling the rips and buying the dips, I'd have doubled my damn share count by now

Iv would let MMs make them regarded expensive.

The MMs wet dream

As long as there are “after hours”, MMs will eat our lunch

Unfortunately yes! The MMs are not letting it rip. I am balls deep, sitting on 5000 shares!

MMs aren't gonna let this drop that much 

The MMs trying to get me to sell my bbai shares and leaps are a joke. Weak hands. See you motherfuckers in 2027.

if it happens, prices will drop, MMs want your 2k

Looks like MMs really want NVDA to retrace the gap

WSB Bers: "This market is cooked!" MMs: "The market is cooked when I say it's cooked."

I’ve been able to set my watch to this stupid early morning dump and then spike. It’s even helped me to make a lot of money. Thanks retards dumping your shares. That includes you MMs

MMs remembering that after Terminator 1 and 2 - The whole AI story starts to get very boring DUMMMPPP ITTTTT

MMs can pump a stock, make the wage cuck retards donate their salaries and simply dump it after hours. They can do this over and over, while giving some occasionally wins to keep em hooked. Poor fucks cannot even day trade multiple times a week.

Can MMs stop fucking around with QCOM and let it shrek

MMs just fucked every call/put holder on CRWV. Citadel eating good for thanksgiving/christmas.

Sorry MMs, you couldn’t fool me today either. That’s a classic lower high setup and, even if it isn’t, you can kick rocks until we get clarity on literally any fucking thing right now.. This is a 🎪 and we’re all 🤡

Dear MMs, we get it. You run the show. Now can we please get back to regularly scheduled pump

Are the MMs ghey?