LOAN

Up those numbers broke boy. Take out a loan go for path

You guys remember loan depot? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Took out a loan from AMEX to buy AMEX calls, so if they want their money back they gotta rocket this bad boi

Thinking of taking a loan out to play options since I don’t have any savings left.

I’ve owned fermi for like 2 days and it’s already on loan to a 🏳️‍🌈🐻 lmao

Please tell me whos giving you a 7% personal loan. I need that setup man.

You have taken out a 7% personal loan for $100,000 and a 60 month duration You bought 25 ounces of physical gold with it Who wins

You guys are going to make me take out a loan and yolo into poet

Tempted to take a big fat loan out of my 401k and do a regarded 0 or 1dte SPX call. This market is wild

\> Nvidia can borrow $2B cash \> Invest that in xAI stock \> xAI buys $2B of GPU’s \> Nvidia stock goes up $110B (?!) \> Nvidia sells shares \> Pays loan back \> Infinite Money Glitch

Loan depot like the little engine that could.

I fucking knew SBUX was gonna drill with them closing 900+ stores I should have legit taken a loan out against this shitter

so is LDI(Loan Depot) old news? What about NEGG?

Canadian seaworld bout to shoot 30 whales in the head because they have no money to care for them and arent allowed to sell them or get a loan

Feel like I’m way too overweight in data center bitcoin miner pivot companies but also not enough in them. Need a $600 million loan.

Yea, like PEW and Loan Depot were so musical 

just updated my income for my amex card. said i make 500k a year. Hopefully they pre approve me for a 25k unsecured loan

Brb, leveraging my gains from SOFI and getting a personal loan to buy more SOFI

I know I'm one of the first to realize my 401k is dead And converted it to gold via fixed rate loan That makes me happy

Time to take a loan and put it on all calls.

>Took out a 50,000$ 401k 60month loan at 7% fixed (I keep the interest) and bought physical gold with it. Gold needs to go up 20% by 2030 to win. I MAKE THE SYSTEM WORK FOR ME

Musk took $50k loan with 0% interest a decade ago from the rich guys for the fake roadster dream 😂

Took out a 50,000$ 401k 60month loan at 7% (I keep the interest) and bought physical gold with it. Gold needs to go up 20% by 2030 to win. ✅️

What am I holding that’s not up today? 🍎 and loan depot 🤦🏻

Made some pretty huge gains this year, pulled out 35k to pay off my students loans and car loan before I lose it chasing a new play LOL

If government stays shut down, do we still need to pay our student loan?

Tricolor auto files for bankruptcy, Carmax -30% after missing earnings, subprime loan delinquencies rising exponentially, used car dealers losing sales exponentially, consumers spending less on used cars. Carvana +100% YTD, Morgan Stanley raises price target +20%, Goldman Sachs reiterates BUY rating, JP Morgan initiates overweight position with +30% target, Carvana SEC subpoena 5 years ago with no public follow up, Carvana July 2025 subpoena with no follow up. Hindenburg short report January 2025 and then the firm disbanded (Weird) This is a recipe for disaster. Don't want to be too early tho.

Lmao bro just finance a chipotle burrito on 0 interest.....4 year loan, 25 cents a month 🤌

PLUG: The rally can be explained by the usual mix of catalysts & positioning. On the surface, there are supportive headlines: a $1.66 billion DOE loan guarantee, tax-credit tailwinds, the first electrolyzer delivery to Galp’s refinery, record hydrogen output at its Georgia facility, & partnerships like BASF. Analysts, are eager to anchor a narrative. Oppenheimer praising “execution,” Craig-Hallum inching its target up, & H.C. Wainwright hiked its target from $3 to $7. The real driver is mechanical. Volume surged to nearly 496 million shares \~ 15 × normal. This kind of pressure forces leverage to unwind under stress.

It honestly didn’t feel much different from renting, I was just renting from the bank instead. It only made me a lot of money because of COVID and being essentially a leveraged loan So it kicked off my capital snowball but I would not want money in real estate again, at least not until the AI bubble collapses

Watch the black swan event be from people not paying student loans because they thought it should be free and don’t feel like they need to pay it, loan providers repackaged and sold the loans. ‘08 all over again.

Just max out your loans and buy call options every day. You will pay back you loan around a week

Just bailed myself out with stonks still 25% up on the losing ones it's a good time to be alive. WSB really saved me from taking out a loan. Because of mania and the upward nature of the market.

I thought we were the hottest economy in the world, with drug prices down 1500%, zero inflation, and cheap groceries? Yet they're talking stimulus again. Is this like the one in 2020, where people got like $1200 but trillions went to Billionaires and business leaders, and PPP loan amounts were just made up and subsequently forgiven?

buls the type to get a small business loan to buy klarna stock lmao

Just paid off the SOFI personal loan I took out during the April lows. I've been propping that company up for too long. It's so over for them.

There are simply not enough shares, the equity shelves are empty. I’m happy to loan you some for a small fee but I will need them back.

Me too man. I'm not sure what to think between the dysfunction of it all and the shitty jobs report. Not sure how the Fed lowering rates is gonna fucking matter when everyone is out of a job and can't take out a loan...

Financials and loan stocks got beat up yesterday. Defensive retail getting beat up today. Ya the consumer is definitely healthy LOL

🥭 inadvertently addressing the student loan crisis by crushing the strength of the dollar lmaoooo

Financials and loan stocks got beat up yesterday because the consumer is getting so weak that there’s worries of mass defaults Job market is continuing to crumble Inflation on its way back up Mango using the government shutdown to layoff federal employees Equities are at ATH and in territory of record P/E ratios Time to buy calls