LOAN

Not insolvent banks, but loan fraud.

As long as the big banks are healthy, who gives af about these regional banks? In fact, I'ma take out a loan from Wells Fargo to buy more calls

And the dump was from a $50M loan?….

So every bank has crushed earnings and raised guidance substantially... But some small bank with a bad loan or two should cause mass panic? It's almost like market makers are manufacturing a sell off so big money can get in before end of year Santa Rally

If they think car loan fraud is bad, wait until they find the amount of AI companies who've been lying about their numbers

I'm going to borrow money from Zions and buy the dip. There is a loan gone bad 😂

U.S. stock futures fell on Friday as concerns surrounding regional banks’ loan practices pushed investors away from riskier assets and toward safe havens.

[Stop worrying, we are fine!](https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/us-office-late-payments-spike-new-york-city-loan-default-fitch-says-2025-10-10/)

Someone bought 600k worth of HYG 65p for November opex. For those unfamiliar with HYG and what that ticker means: this is a fucking regarded bet, and would require a giant collapse of the private credit/loan industry to actually go ITM. We're fucked.

Man I sure hope the regional bank earnings today don't reveal that we're in a financial crisis caused by private equity and auto loan and commercial mortgage defaults, because if that's the case I've given a lot of people some terrible financial advice It'll look even worse because I've made so much money this year too

a bad loan is a bad loan is a bad loan, and that’s good for the stock market because these bad loans won’t hurt profits of anything other than the banks. The pain will be contained, I think…Cramer

Market freaking Out over a 50 Million Foul loan

you could take a BTC backed loan to invest in gold. *smart play*

Okay bers Play time is over we dont want to get greedy over a 50 mil Bad loan do we?

Remember when they said you going to be able to use your fartcoin to get a loan?

if i bought bitcoin back in 2001 i will be so rich now that i can loan myself creditcard.

My bank loan officer sweating rnow

Is 1.37% of loan amount too much of an origination charge for a 2.1M mortgage 20% down and 5.99 30 year fixed

Last week iren announced a $850m convertible note which tanks a stock for a bit and BITF just did AH. Basically the company is taking a loan from investors which can be paid back with shares or interest whichever is higher. The immediate drop is investors scared bc shares might multiply in the future. Idk it’s just super unlucky if you have short dated calls, your long calls are probs chill.

bag holding is only for stock shares not options contracts. if you're down bad on your options contracts just take out a personal loan and double down.

U.S. CAR LOAN DEBT HITS RECORD LEVELS A growing number of Americans owe more on their cars than they’re worth. In 3Q, 28.1% of trade-ins had negative equity—the highest since 1Q 2021—with an average upside-down loan of $6,905. Nearly a quarter of these trade-ins carried over $10,000 in debt, signaling rising financial strain

What I’m saying is I’m looking for a small million dollar loan from not my real father.

Can someone hand me a small loan of a million dollars

Government shutdown, tariff war looming, car loan delinquency ath, yet we are hoping green.

I can hear bols screaming for help from their so called "lambos" backed by a juicy 7% interest loan because they thought, wrongfully, to be "so back". It feels so good

Margin loan

Take out a loan

When the banks raise guidance tomorrow thanks to trading, futures, and forecasted loan closures, SPY will hit $680.

Auto Loan Delinquency Rate is at its highest level in 14 years

who the fuck is signing a 10yr auto loan? its a fucking depreciating asset. 10yrs. you buy a used toyota outright and lease something new if you feel a need to feed the ego.

Bols dont worry. It will recover in a few months. Meanwhile the bears will in charge. You may post whatever u want. But government is still in shutdown, 1 mil staffs not paid last week. Car loan deliquency is ath, asian market is red. Yeah may recover +1% today but this week is RED, baby. All the big players are in fear mode, they will not easily pump now, you are the exit liquidity my bol friend. Accept it.

Citi bank keeps offering me a real low interest loan on my American Airlines card and I’m really tired of being poorish. I’m running out of will power not YOLOing it on calls tomorrow. Worst case scenario I just kill myself!

Only if you can't sustain the interest on the loan. As long as you have your home, you basically just wiped out all your equity in it in the banks eyes. But as long as the loan / amount you owe the bank doesn't exceed the amount they can reposses + liquidate your home for you're fine. I didn't do that lol, fuuuuuuck that. Quickest / easiest way to lose it all.

yep - as long as you use your home as collateral. They let you take out like 70% of it's value as a no-questions asked loan. So long as your home doesn't drop by 20%+ you can just do whatever the fuck you want with the money. Interest accures into the loan itself - you don't even have to pay it off immedialtey. The loan just keeps growing until it passes a threshold and they reposses your home & liquidate it to cover the loan. Otherwise -- you're fine. The rates are more or less equivalent to a mortgage plus like 50basis points. You could have done that and punted it into crypto without issue, yes - and I know people DID. That's literally what that video was discussing... IE: It's basically a second mortgage, no questions asked, that you can buy your lambo with if you want. Or bitcoin - which these guys did. Leveraging your home / assets!

It's called a mortgage / using your home / something of value as collateral. You can get a HELOC if you already own your home and use that - for example. If you have a million dollar home, you can get a 700k+ loan with literally no questions asked. If you have no assets - not gonna work well.

how do you get a million dollar loan?

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH CALLS ON 5X ETF + LOAN + MAXED OUT CCS + FAMILY AND HOUSE AS COLLATERAL USING ALL MY CLOTHES (UNDERWEAR INCLUDED) I'M GOING ALL IN

Any ultra rich guy here who wants to help me pay off my 60k student loan? ❤️‍🩹

I think earnings season will be magnificent after the drops next weeek Load up your cash, take a loan , it’s time BOYZ

Guys just take out a huge personal loan and put it into your account then it’ll be like nothing ever happened! Leverage!

Fastest way to get a 50k loan. Credit score 690

This fucking timeline is insane. Although taking a loan out of my 401k to sock away because I figured some shit was going to happen seems like I had an actual good idea for once

Best deals in the market? Nbis or path. Might take out a loan

If it drops like 2020, I’m gonna take out a personal loan to buy the dip 🤣

Why work when you can take a loan and put it in the market? Ha minimum wage? I lost as much as a 50 workers makes in a hour

This planet is a prison. Everything pleasurable is like taking a loan out from future pleasure

If you do that, when it's at peak Euphoria, it's like contesting someone's religion! Expect massive backlash. Remember Circle, Loan Depot and Coreweave?

I’m going to empty all my accounts, 401k, kids roth’s, checking and savings, take out the biggest loan and max the credit cards and dump it all into a 0dte SPX call Or I won’t. But I often think about it

Let's say i *hypothetically* worked at Wendy's. Could I just walk into a bank, let them know my annual revenue is $30k/year, but explain that in this market my Mcap should be worth about $900M? What kind of loan amount should I seek? Would asking for only a $250M loan be self-deprecating?

LoL.. as if Loan Depot, Open, PEW weren't a clear giveaways that this is social media driven **EXIT LIQUIDITY**