LOAN

I cant buy the dip anymore. No more cash. I need to take out a loan

My Chad friend: college dropout, bought new car, multiple vacations, maxed out credit cards, bought a house, bankruptcy lets him keep the house and car and wiped the debt My moron friend: graduated college, owns a beater paid off car, never takes vacations he cannot afford, pays off his credit card each month, absolutely drowning in student loan debt, rents an apartment.

Student load delinquency at record highs...BRB moving to NY for free rent, food and loan forgiveness

They literally said if Trump can do this, Biden could have done the same thing and done the Student Loan Forgiveness lmao.

Not if you're making money with the loan. Max that margin.

> Robinhood offering mortgages Primary residence Detached single family home FICO score of at least 780 Loan-to-value (LTV) of 75% No other agency Loan Level Pricing Adjustments (LLPAs)

#I hope the economy collapses and dies and Amerimorons have to return those trucks they purchased with bank loan LMAO🤌

One things for sure, if indices do go down \~20%, im taking out a fat fucking loan

It’s an infinite glitch if you use Lombard loan 

Fine i'll just keep paying off my margin loan day after day until you pay me

Gatto take out that 24% apr loan to take kids to chipotle

Time to loan into gold and puts

I got a loan to go balls deep in puts today

private equity will bury it in debt, steal all the loan money for themselves, and then let it go bankrupt. the food quality is going to go way down.

The only thing that can pump PLTR 10%+ from here on out is OpenAI official partnership announcement or stock split. $250 max level of euphoria. Take out multiples loan from your bank , loan shark , your family , HELOC and all in on puts expiring in 2028 if that ever happens. It's literally free money , no cap.

Consumers ages 25 to 35, accounting for about a quarter of Chipotle’s sales, are reducing visits due to economic pressures like student-loan payments. More than 50% of Gen Z consumers recently surveyed by PricewaterhouseCoopers plan to cut back on restaurant spending in the next six months.

is this the truman show? my 401k loan check is coming thru the mail today

401k loan for margin cover

Maybe I took too high of a loan cus I feel the need to check the sentiment here the first thing I do when I wake up 😬

Imagine taking a loan on a fukin phon like an idiot

I’ll loan u the money

Can I loan against my GOOG shares to buy more GOOG shares? 🤔

"Small loan of ONE MILLION DOLLARS", if someone gave me 1m I'd never go broke again put it in QQQ, sell covered calls .10 delta, withdraw 5% per year and keep it growing while living middle class but free

What Happens to Your Car in Chapter 7 Bankruptcy • Automatic Stay Protection: When you file Chapter 7, an automatic stay temporarily halts most collection actions, including repossession. • Loan Still Exists: Chapter 7 can wipe out your personal obligation to repay the car loan, but it does not eliminate the lender’s lien on the vehicle. • Repossession Risk: If you're behind on payments, the lender can ask the bankruptcy court to lift the automatic stay and repossess the car—even during the bankruptcy process.

Search this subreddit by the word “loan” and read all the posts of people who did the same and lost it all. You’ll sober up after seeing how depressed they are. Simply not worth the reward. But anyways, buy SPY CALLS once the money clears!

Chipotle should just ask Nvidia for a loan and then use that money to buy chips from Nvidia

I’m eyeing a 0% interest for 15 months credit card loan. 3% transaction fee. Why would I NOT do this for 25k to cover living expenses while I put 100% of my paycheck into my 401k? Especially with a 50% company match, which will true-up by the first quarter. Then once the IRA is maxed, simply shovel the excess take-home into SGOV to sit, wait, and earn interest until just before the promo 0% interest ends? Front-loading tax advantaged IRA contributions while delaying taxes.

Bro wtf. How’s the government going to send me a a student loan wage garnishment notice when the IRS was fired and the government is shut down 😭 I’m still not (willingly) paying those mfers

You can’t get a loan if you’re rich like me!

JPow says you should take out a loan

You don't pay taxes on a loan

Anyone shorting banks? If they truly are borrowing the amount of money that they are and the shutdown continues. You know into November there's a good chance that there are some banks that are going to go under as they are not getting the deposits that they're used to getting nor are they getting loan repayments at the percentage they were getting before

BREAKING: Xi announces a small loan of $1 trillion dollars to Cheeto. Xi stated “I’m your daddy now” SPY up to 1000 in overnight trading

Remember, wait for the leveraged ETF, then use Margin Leverage to buy options (which are leveraged) on the leveraged etf. Also leverage your belongings to a loan shark to get a higher balance for the full port.

The year is 2030. NVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation. Its has only 13 human employees thanks to AI. You just bought a multigenerational  mortgage loan spawning 4 generations.

Rolling an option is the same as taking out an auto title loan on a car after it was rear-ended

10k personal loan from SOFI to buy SOFI shares. INFINITE MONEY GLITCH?

I have all-in into leveraged 3x Nvidia + 30% margin loan. If there is no AI bubble burst -> My job got replaced -> Stock fly -> I make money If there is AI bubble burst -> My job is safe -> Stock crash -> But I still get to work and make money I can't see how I gonna lose

Can I withdraw the funds from a box spread loan to buy hookers and blow?

Imagine being so poor you have to take out a loan to buy a house

Are others as leveraged as i am? Cc and loan on TQQQ OTM calls

I would put it all in bynd shares and use them as security for a loan to buy nvda calls. Foolproof strategy 

Calls baby call, take a house loan for calls you cant lose at this point

"You have outstanding approval odds for a $45k loan to consolidate your debt!" \* 35% APR with $5k origination fee\* Thanks bro ill pass

I took out a loan to buy a bag of rice. Will pay it back with 4 payments of $4.

how fun would it be to take out a loan and just never pay any of it back lol

NVDA is just fronting investment like a fuckin loan shark. Jenson standing there like “I always get paid, even if I have to sell your children to some sick people”

Took out my 2nd cc loan for earnings plays Am i cooked chat

A doctor gows to school and trains for 8 years with 150k student loan spending 10+ hours a day studying. But its not about the money, its about the endless stream of poosay you get as a doctor. Rando invited to a party of heart surgeons and each dude had 3-4 bombshells slobbering on his shoulder dead serious.

Got SOFI $50 calls with the 50k SOFI loan. I'm a genius.