LOAN

Is the stinky gonna be like last time where I make too much money but my boss gets a ppp “loan” of a million dollars that’s forgiven?

go to the bank and take out a loan

Add a 15 year car loan as well and you get a totally healthy economy! Everyone can afford everything haha

Maybe I, too, could be NINJA (loan)?

I have an 850 credit score I see no point in not taking a 25k loan at 6% over 2 years 

According to a car salesman," Hell yes! We're practically giving them away.... at 18% intrest on a 7 year loan."

Rhino pills are cheap if you need a loan I got you .. anything to help a brother up

Hear me out, 50 year margin loan for 0dte's

Already took out a payday loan. These YOLOs can't wait.

Lol go get a loan that's 30% apr

How do I get a 50 year home equity loan? When interest rates skyrocket due to hyperinflation in the future this becomes like free money, right?

So out of curiosity I did math (lame) and: At 6% interest (normal around me right now), a 30-year mortgage on a $300k house (low end for a starter home here) with 20% down: 30-year mortgage: ~$1439/mo, $278k total paid in interest if you make that payment for the life of the loan 50-year mortgage: ~$1263/mo, $518k total paid in interest. You'd likely pay a higher interest rate percentage for the longer mortgage. No clue what those would be, but if it's 6.25% that goes to ~$1309/mo and $545k total. At 6.5% it's ~$1354/mo and $572k total. Surely this will solve the affordable housing crisis.

Honestly if inflation stays high, locking in the same payment for 50 years is insanely good. At 4.8% inflation its the same total cost as a 30 yr loan (in 2025 dollars). The downside is you can never move.

Just give me a 50 year margin loan I’ll be alright

My home with a 50 year mortgage is being foreclosed because I defaulted on a Klarna burrito loan. 😭

"So you can't afford a 30-year mortgage, but you're going to take out a 50-year mortgage to pay $300 less a month but pay $500,000 more to the bank by the end of the loan?" "That's correct, Dave."

Everyone’s talking about some made up 50 year bullshit. Tf is a “home loan?” Isn’t that a quote from ET?

Regards First Mortgage: Loan Amount: $400,000 Loan Term: 50 years (fucking LUL wut??) Interest: 6% Total 600 monthly (LMAO) payments: $1,263,000 Total Interest Paid: $863,371 Wow thanks housing is affordable, all I gotta do is pay for the house 3x over current market value. Wow, thanks 🙏🏼 Oh and my home in 2027 is worth $486,420.69(nice) in today’s dollars once adjusted for inflation. Holy fuck is this the Art of the Deal?(Banks masturbating furiously)

Cant afford a house? Here’s a 50 years loan poor fuck Now send billions to…

Every Dave Ramsey episode: "So you can't afford a 30-year mortgage, but you're going to take out a 50-year mortgage to pay $300 less a month but pay $500,000 more to the bank by the end of the loan?" "That's correct, Dave."

$400,000 Mortgage Comparison @ 6% 30-Year Mortgage - Monthly Payment: $2,398 - Total Loan Cost: $863,352 50-Year Mortgage - Monthly Payment: $2,106 - Total Loan Cost: $1,263,372

This is an insane take. Rates are always worse and terms are worse the farther out your loan is

brb financing my dinner burrito with klarna so I can make the interest only payments on the first 20 years of my 50 year home loan

50 year mortgage? Lmaooooooooo. Buy when you're 18, finish off at the ripe age of 68. The solution to affordability is to just make the length of the loan longer lmao

50 year mortgage means the loan underwriter is going to be looking at you like you're in CK3. "Midas Touched? Pretty good, pretty good... though it says here that your wife is a Profligate and your heir is an Indulgent Wastrel. Denied."

WSB community has a very basic understanding of APR but zero understanding of amortization. How’d you like to buy a house with a $500k loan, make $4000/month mortgage payments for 10+ years, and still owe $495k? LOL if the market gets soft or your neighborhood/town goes south.

Guys, what happens if someone doesn't pay back the loan to the Bank? Asking for a friend - he lost all the money in the stock market.

Why tf would credit score tanks the moment I pay off my 🚘loan, doesn’t make any sense, credit score companies are scam & award ppl who wants to be in debt

Why wait for your paycheck? Get a payday loan fren.

Applied for margin with my brokerage and got approved for a "personal loan" that will be funded soon. Going full blown generational retard next week. 🤘🏼🤑🤌🏼

# Oracle-Tied Data Center in New Mexico Gets $18 Billion Loan From 20 Banks, Bloomberg Reports AI money printer is ON FIREEEEE

If META hits mid 500’s I’ll take out a 200k loan and full port leaps

#You guys wanna see something wild? My student loans. That figure is ORIGINAL loan amount https://imgur.com/a/laQCxip

I think Hindenburg Research was spot on, but that they were a year early. I don't think CVNA will be able to survive the coming collapse in the subprime auto loan business.

I wonder what a loan agreement on a $1T pay package looks like and how it would be used to pump stock price.

Elon overpaid for X with a loan, passed that loan onto Xai, now wants Tesla to buy into Xai, i think he thinks we are retarded

Institution made steak 🥩 by dead bull . There have anyone work with institution ? They are only godfather in the market … lol help me to get my money back . I will loan my ex 😄😁😁

If we V today I recommend taking out a personal loan and throwing it into the market. USD is going to dirt anyway

Can I have 1 'government guaranteed loan at preferential rates' for a container of lube? Thank you

A small loan of a trillion dollars to open ai

We should move all the money from the federal student loan program to funding OpenAI since the students gonna be learning from ChatGPT anyways

Putting my second loan into nvda 250c at open

"Sam Altman in 2023: “It’s hopeless to compete with us.” OpenAI in 2025: We’d like a government loan guarantee, please."

no successful business ever received government subsidies or even took out a loan to support expansion that is a historical fact

They won't stop sending me loan shit

Lost my 2nd cc loan gamble, liquidated my remaining portfolio and yoloed it all into qqq leap calls Am i cooked chat

Companies saying if they over build they'll loan out the processing power. OpenAI openly asking for a Gov't backstop. ATH valuations, govt shutdown, massive layoffs last week, no data, fed uncertain about cutting in December. I mean holy fuck, you deserve it if caught offsides. There weren't "signs", they branded it on Altman's forehead and you thought it was a birthmark.

I got a 2k loan, gonna go all in on Spy 0DTE, question is calls or puts?

If Biden can't declare national emergency to wipe out student loan then mango can't use it to justify tariff either lmao

only tech companies. rest of the economy drowning in auto loan debt