LOAN

carvana selling 10 yr old used car with 84 months loan. Fucking hell. It’s borderline predatory, probably good for stock price tho

US govt giving constellation a 1bil loan to reopen 3mile nuclear plant. Why the fuck wouldn't the govt just do it themselves then, the scams never end smh

Remember don’t OD on Fent. Who else is going to pay the car dealership’s loan?

Could I interest you in taking a daily compounding loan from me? Or how about I give you $100 at the end of the year if you start giving me a penny and doubling it each day of the year? If I can't teach you, might as well profit off you.

If you exit those calls you know they'll pump if so you might as well take out a loan and get your $ back

The US economy is in shambles right now, unemployment rates and loan defaults consistently going up, many states and the manufacturing industry in the US are in a recession and on top of that the market was just too optimistic over rate cuts so it sucks but makes sense

So when does the student loan debt bubble and housing crisis start to become overwhelmingly relevant

Why not simply take a low interest personal loan

Thinking about taking a high interest personal loan to trade this week 🥰 don’t tell the wife

Step 1. Take out loan. Step 2. Buy btc with loan and tell everyone after the fact. Step 3 ????? Step 4 📈

Bro who gave u a 65k loan 😭

I’ve been struggling since Covid to find help to build homes. It’s almost impossible where I’m at. Luckily mines paid for. I’m getting too old for this kind of labor these days If Ai takes jobs away and the economy tanks people will be begging to work for half what they are getting now. I don’t see a bright a future anytime soon. I can’t imagine getting a loan and making the payments I’m hearing about. Property taxes are insane.

i'd like to trade my soul for a payday loan please

If mango enacts 30 yr car loans, calls on STLA. You know every "future doctor/lawyer" is going to max loan rate for 30 yrs to get that hellcat. LMAO

It won't be a $2000 stimulus, but rather, a $2000 loan. You will be required to pay it back with a 115% interest rate.

Clown shit right here. Never take a loan

🌽 could start getting really froggy soon. Collateralized crypto loans typically run at 50% LTV (Loan to Value), and start getting margin calls at the 75% LTV mark. Dudes that re-upped their loans at $120k+ prices last month are in danger of getting calls *tomorrow* if 🌽 keeps sliding to $90k. And this is just *typical* loans; I think Binance was crazy enough to do some 70%+ LTV collaterals so these guys are already facing liquidation if there isn't a quick turnaround.

Jfc took some winnings last month to clear my debt and went from 600 to 800 credit score. I’ve been gambling for the past decade without a job how tf do I even have lines of credit?? About to take out a loan to yolo into some stupid ass NVDA shit.

Imagine you own a shop that sells shovels during a gold rush. A prospector wants to dig for gold but doesn't have the money for new shovels. You loan the prospector money so he can buy your newest, most expensive shovels You report record-breaking shovel sales The prospector goes out, digs a giant hole, but only finds a few flakes of gold The prospector can't pay you, and needs more money to buy more of your latest greatest shovels Let this go on a few cycles and now both of you are hoping to god they will be finding that gold soon

Imagine I own a grocery store and i loan you $100 You take that $100 and immediately buy sugar and lemons from my store and open a lemonade stand I immediately report $100 in sales revenue You spill most of the lemonade or it spoils and only end up selling $5 worth I loan you another $100.

This company keeps sending me a mail offering 500k loan for my “business needs” Don’t tempt me boi

what's ur port size without the loan?

I took a $32k/10% APR credit card loan and went all-in on RDDT this week.

The Flex Loan, a new type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial in Tennessee, allows residents to borrow up to $4,000 at a 279.5% interest rate. It has sued hundred of thousands who have been late on payments, per ProPublica.

"The US drew nearly $900 million from its account at the International Monetary Fund last month just as Argentina received the same amount as a deadline loomed for it to repay an IMF loan, the Financial Times reports, citing IMF data. That’s separate from the US Treasury’s purchase of pesos as Argentina’s currency was wobbling in the run-up to an election that Trump ally Javier Milei’s party ultimately won. It looks increasingly likely that a private-sector $20 billion loan Treasury had been organizing on Wall Street won’t be needed."

Weeks like this make me want to just sell my entire port and put it as a down pay for a 50 year loan on some POS property.

Just bought 1.5 million shares of SPY, got a small loan for the bank

Will rates be low by then? Cuz I'll take out a loan.

the only thing which could save this market are: \-🥭 and JPOW announcing another stimulus package (1000 Trillion Dollars) \-JPOW reducing interest rates anticipating the student loan, mortgage and auto loan and consumer credit crisis \-🥭 reversing tariffs and releasing October data, apologizing to buoy market confidence \-🥭's buddies monopolizing the US Economy for neo-feudalism(TM) and doing blatant market manipulation to pump prices upward. \-WW3 or Alien Invasion

I took out a loan for calls tomorrow

A 50 year burrito loan is only 12 cents a month! That’s basically free!

Gonna buy a billion shares of SPY tomorrow. Yes, that’s right, a billion. I got approved for the loan from the bank

Um...Maybe into three single stocks. Then use those three single stocks as colleterial to secure favorable loan terms and buy real-estate. If you have a way to make the payments.

No credit score required for a house loan? Did we not learn from 08?????

I hope PGY has loan default issues, and all of a sudden, people realize having AI make decisions isn't always the brightest of ideas.

Can i also get a small loan of a million dollar from you too dad?

took out a payday loan to jack myself to the tits on coreweave calls where my fellow special traders at

ORCL just defaulted on loan payment

The 50 year mortgage talk, the huge amount of PE portfolios that can't exit, the cracks showing in the auto loan market l, the huge record setting credit card debt, government spending out of control. Folks, these are all signs we are walking towards a liquidity cliff. The good news is that cliff is still a ways off and SPY 700 is happening by EoY.

Take a loan

Cmon bro just sign the 50 year mortgage bro 15 year car loan bro please bro

So, by selling my profitable positions, and waiting till January to make my Q4 tax payments, I essentially have an 0 interest loan from Uncle Sam. Any suggestions for what I can just dump my money into, with the intent to sell and pay taxes in early January?

Cpi coming in Hot at 5% but Trumpstein will deescalate with a 50 year burrito loan program backed up by blackrock

MB named Scion after a vision of the future he had where that's the only car he could get a loan for

What about a 50 year car loan?

How quickly do the government agencies re-open after mango signs? Tomorrow? Need my SBA loan.

I am bored of seeing AMD and Sofi up all the time I may buy 1 share in each just to make sure Lisa Su quits her job becomes a Nun and is replaced by Jim Cramer and Sofi becomes a loan shark and they both go to shit.

when you die but you still haven't paid off your klarna sex bot loan so palantir uploads your conscious to Zucks slaveaverse

I’d rather jerk off with sand paper than be in a loan for over 20 years