LOAN

Check the top apps under finance on the App Store, 90% of them are buy now pay later apps and loan apps lmao

Everywhere i turn there are shitty "take out a loan and pay on your terms" ads. Focking depressing. And they are trying to frame the economy as doing well with record consumer spending. How fucking stupid is this market. The attempts to prop and barcode will continue this week but I hope they fail. Clown world.

I ate too much already today so ill be taking a loan on calories from tomorrow

stupid bers, americans buying things they can barely afford is bullish. all the companies make money and then mastercard and klarna and all the other poor people loan companies make money.

True, but you can get a loan and put them up as collateral at least. But I'm talking apocalyptic type disaster shit where I wouldn't see precious metals are really worth a lot

I think its a fair take, Ive mostly been exposed to like 5kish farms in Wisconsin. Idk how they fair in the production scale. I know they dont replace yearly but they all run deere. Maybe they need to do a low interest loan program on used equipment and double dip on the sales. Turn into a bit of a finance company.

Can’t wait to sit around and listen to my retarded cousins talk about the couple hundred they made sports betting. I’ll just pretend I don’t know about gambling meanwhile I’ve been up to 120k and lost 80k of it in the last month on a personal loan I put on margin

Just buy the fucking dip. if it dips again, buy the dip. if it dips some more, buy the dip. if it dips again and you are broke from buying the dip, sell some of your shit, take out a loan, and buy the fucking dip. its a gift to future you.

> 1998 Higher Education Amendments: This critical amendment eliminated the seven-year waiting period entirely, making federal student loans non-dischargeable throughout the entire loan period unless undue hardship was proven. This was signed into law by President Bill Clinton. > 2005 Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act (BAPCPA): This act extended the "undue hardship" standard to include nearly all private student loans, making them just as difficult to discharge as federal loans. This was signed into law by President George W. Bush. Then-Senator Joe Biden was a prominent supporter of the 2005 bill, though the bill had broad, bipartisan support. Both parties created this problem.

You should be able to find take an unlimited personal loan out through SOFI at unlimited interest and then finance margin through affirm all with a push of a button

Margin for when you max out your margin Its like visiting a loan shark when the casino cuts off your credit 🤣

you gonna get a 20 year loan on a kia soul too?

31% of student loan borrowers are over 90 days late on their payments. That means 69% aren't over 90 days late. Bullish.

Scott Devitt with wedbush should have his testicles cut off for upgrading Carvana today. Auto loan defaults are skyrocketing. That’s malpractice. He’s stirring up exit liquidity for the Garcia family who continue to dump.

Elon buys TSLA stocks with the money he borrows against his existing TSLA stocks to pump the stock price so he can get more loan to buy more TSLA to pump it more…..

Scam Altman wanting a government backstop and loan kinda makes sense now... When $GOOGL showed up sam just saw billion of investor money he will never see again lol

A report by the Consumer Federation of America says that “auto loan default rates … are climbing at rates that mirror the years immediately preceding the Great Recession (3).” It’s becoming clear that the economy is slowing down as hiring and spending have softened since late 2024.

Ima go to bank take out a loan and dropem all into chitcoin calls it time to buy some chitcoins

I'm still convinced someone stepped in to stop the crypto slide last night. $82k was the level where crypto loan guys who financed at $110k+ would be in margin danger, and 🌽 somehow found an absolute iron price wall when that happened

Brothers and sisters, I’m going to need a loan for groceries this week. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Maybe your wife's boyfriend will loan you some money to buy the dip.

So I just got approved for a 30K loan, 0DTE calls? 👀😏

Not sure exactly when Saylor will have to do "forced selling" of BTC, but one thing's for damn sure...Dude can't be the knight in shining armor anymore by buying the dip in BTC (and artificially propping the price up). There's no way MSTR can raise any additional capital, and you'd have to be a tard to loan them any money.

Typical 🌽 collateral loans typically run around 50% LTV - Loan to Value. You can borrow half of whatever 🌽's price is at the time. Margin calls hit around 75% LTV. Dudes that had more leveraged loans or got them at $120k last month probably started getting calls yesterday. Dudes that got loans within the last 5 months (above $110k) will hit margin call danger at $82k. The ass might just fall out of crypto DeFi. Up to $20b in collateral loans could start going shitty if crypto bros can't pony up to cover margin. No margin cover means collateral 🌽 liquidation, liquidation means lower 🌽 prices, lower prices means safer brackets of 🌽 loans get margin calls, and so on. Legend-tier Thanksgiving coming up

Oh my God, 🌽 getting absolutely *faded* We're well into crypto loan margin call territory

BTC failing will be a bigger domino than people thought. Banks holding that shit, it's used as loan collateral, El Retardo Salvador runs on the shit. You love to see it, hope it all fucking burns.

Where can I get a subprime loan?

finally paid off student loan this morning when everything was green and I was feeling all optimistic. Probably wouldn't have done that without the big fakeout

Knowing the type of ppl who are in retail nowadays, they will take out a low interest loan and buy some more

I also have 100k+ credit card limits. May be I can use that to pay off the personal loan later. Thanks for the help! :)

Yeah that retards name is michael saylor he just took a 2 billion dollar loan from ISIS

If it doesn't work, you can use margin to pay off your loan. EZ.

Guys I’m thinking of getting a personal loan to pay off my margin. Is this a good idea?

Have you considered taking a SOFI loan? Their APR is really low. Just saying …

There was a guy that took a bank loan to bet against a Civil War happening in 2025 gotta say that guy‘s chances might not look that great right now

Take loan from 401k repay when recession ends?

Thanksgiving is fucking cancelled, we’re taking out a 72 month loan for a Wendy’s 444.

Idk what you mean red buying power means that your broker has reconsidered what theyre willing to loan you, and aunt margin my come knocking within the hour

The US economy is half AI speculation and half 96 month auto loan payments and repairs on grand jeep cherokees

Juicy. I want to buy that loan. (Is that how recessions start?)

Saw someone with a 96 month 7% interest rate loan on a used grand jeep Cherokee, 2k a month in payments because they had so much negative equity rolled in I wish the lord would take me now

Any thoughts on taking out a 250k personal loan from SOFI and using max margin to buy leveraged bitcoin?

Patience, these bols will learn when they get laid off and can't find work to pay their 31.99% 8 year loan on their 2017 dodge charger

Do you need a loan buddy?

You need a loan buddy

This market is so weird. META, insanely profitable advertising business with a forward PE of 20, can't stop dropping. CEG, a utility with nuclear assets, trading with a forward PE of 32, is up $6 billion market cap on news of a $1 billion loan. lol

Only DD is I'm a bagholder for them, sometimes the shares go out on loan but that's all they'll ever get unless it becomes a real moonshot.

I can afford it…with a 15 year car loan

I TOOK OUT A 2K LOAN SINCE TRUMP SAID HE WAS SENDING CHECKS, WHAT SHOULD I YOLO INTO AT OPEN

Anyone know where I can get a Ninja loan?