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So much cash sittin... nothing interested me in buying.... not even 0dte with this low key vix

I think the JPow Q&A will be the key; hawkish? We dump. Anything mention of how the rest of the economy seems to be taking a shit and the Fed is on watch to help prop up the labor market, we moon.

If you guys think Tesla is bad, you should have tried Netflix before the split. Super high delta, no volume options that were expertly manipulated and low key af. The entire run up for Netflix from 750 to 1300 was options manipulation. They still manage to completely control this thing even after the stock split reduced delta on the options so much.

Where is the KEY to generational wealth?

Can’t wait for my ~~$8~~ NVDA Christmas dividends! ~~$0.04~~ per share, compound interest hates me. Edit: Reading is key. $0.04 annualized, fuck me dude. 🤣

AI collapse is arguably bullish for NVDA, then they can finally get back to key markets like…*checks notes* … gaming PCs?? 🤨

If you wanna be my ether, you have gotta stake mining is too easy....and....climate change and China burning coal to mine BTC, and...Error OE: 016F: BFF9B3D4. Press any key to continue

I don't mind being from California. Key word there being "**from**."

The key to avoiding income tax is to cut out the income

Do crypto bros drop their key upon death, or do i need to pick pocket it off them?

The key is to keep your losses over a two stretch about the same as your paycheck

Except the key points they give here are "lmao bol/ber fuk" and there completely wrong interpretation of what is said

SPY just crossed the ultra rare erectile dysfunction indicator where you see a dick and balls forming around support and resistance levels, key level to watch

Alright I'm out $200 profit. Fuck if I didn't buy puts on open but waited I would have made so much. Could of doubled down but that's how I blew up my last account. Low-key tired so I'll take the W

As long as USA can print unlimited Benjamins, the market will go up. Heck u don't even need to print, just key in a trillion and u are good to go. Countries like BRICS who want to challenge the USA are really stupid.

low key i see it x2 here

I thought they were going to sue IF tariffs were deemed unlawful...key word there is IF

MDB is unexpectedly used a lot at MAG7. A lot of the engineers at MAG7 are autists with zero patience that need something fast and where you don't think a lot, like a hammer. MDB is exactly that, it's just JSON being stored. Yeah you can have JSON in Postgres, but there's all that relational stuff around Postgres, nobody got time for that right ? I mean, what tf you mean by "you need to migrate data" ? I just change the key and push to prod, lol

Is this dip because Mango said something low key racist (again)?

#IS THE KEY TO GENERATIONAL WEALTH BUYING THE DIP?

I thought we were having a santa rally? 😂😛 Tbh I am not a bear, and we wont be having anything.. no crash no rally nothing. Mindless chop struggling to get to all time highs again, no market momentum, crypto and small caps doing nothing, but spy staying above key levels. Need a major catalyst either way soon.

Key December '25 events: Broadcom, Marvell, and Oracle earnings call SCOTUS ruling on tariffs New Fed Chair announcement Dec '25 Fed Meeting

I bought 100 bitcoin in 2010 for $20 😁, lost the key though. Does anyone have Time Machine?

Bloomberg: “It’s a risk off start to December,” said Sean McNulty, APAC derivatives trading lead at FalconX. “The biggest concern is the meagre inflows into Bitcoin exchange traded funds and absence of dip buyers. We expect the structural headwinds to continue this month. We are watching $80,000 on Bitcoin as the next key support level.” TLDR: Trying desperately to sound informed, not a clue.

low-key, I don't approve of how this market is jumping through hoops chasing fads NVDA to GOOG, gold to silver Better pray the dog and pony show doesn't stop

It did 67% during his first term but that Covid pump was key

A-a-ron from key and peele- google the vid

>Republican says US "about to go in" to Venezuela, with oil a key reason Calls

Yes . We’re going to drop as we go to war. defense stocks should be key.

I wouldn't care but this will effect the economy. Like, that's sort of the key issue here other than the loss of life.

do u guys remember him: Minister of Justice, Peter Hummelgaard, key architect of the so-called “Chat Control” plan: "We must break with the totally erroneous perception that it is everyone’s civil liberty to communicate on encrypted messaging services"

📈 Stock Tip of the Day: AFFIRM ($AFRM) In 2030+, when my $100K sex robots finally hit the market, accessibility will be KEY. Not everyone has a spare six-figures lying around so we’ll be offering 0% financing buy now pay later loans through Affirm. Just build your companion, select her upgrades, then at checkout simply choose: 👉 Pay with Affirm No shame. No judgment. Just 36 low monthly payments and the woman of your dreams We’ll also have demo booths at Walmart and Costco right next to the TVs and rotisserie chickens if you have any questions *hint I dropped two additional stock tips if you read carefully*

This is your second post on this topic. Feels like you have some kind of obsession with a younger woman. Key word here is *woman* not girl. If you’re trying to rationalize banging a 17 year old, get yourself a good therapist and a good lawyer.

they should just live at home for 10 years and pay off their loans at the given monthly payment, if they can't live at home get roommates. nobody forced them to go to schools that are $150k a year. I acted like mine was a car payment while I drove some real piece of shit cars, as in whenever I got gas I had to disconnect the battery, and use a screwdriver as the key to start it.

You don't think that the republibubbles put new names on the list from demibrats key leadership to stall it from going out?

That's low-key a guilty pleasure lol

“There is a new word for a TRUMP REPUBLICAN, which is almost everyone (GREAT POLICY IS THE KEY!). It is, TEPUBLICAN??? Or, TPUBLICAN???” Wtf does that even mean lol

where is the key?...oh why asking you your tag says legally blind

These are key levels for SPY and QQQ. If we break and hold, it would confirm a reversal but if not I think the head and shoulders plays out and we go lower.

"key economic data" what a laugh, the market doesn't care about your cooked books

The key is to lean into whichever mag 7 is out of favor, wait 6 months, take profit and repeat.

EVERYONE WANTS TO TALK FINANCIAL MARKETS BUT BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT COREY FROM PAWN STARS. DUDE WAS LOW KEY THE MAN

Nvida low key stressed $GOOGL about to cook em

The real key is to become 35, then you are ok to be happy 

"FDIC Moves to Relax Key Bank-Capital Rule Tied to Treasuries" Yes, let's remove all of the capital rules established to prevent another 2008 financial crisis, because surely it can't happen a second time.

SPY 666 has been a key level since October. Halloween isn’t over!!

All quiet as we await the release of several key days points which will then be used by exactly no one for anything.