JOE

honestly i liked joe bidens rallies better

It’s so joever .. why would sleepy joe do this?

MM ready to pull the rug the moment plunge protection force (special speech unit) starts packing up. They must have found this guy deep in the northern nowheres of maine. > "Hey joe wanna be a market maker?" > "Whats the catch?" > "Just keep it over 670 till chief finishes the speech" > "and after that?" > "sell everything"

You heard it here first, speech major points : - economy great, fuck sleepy joe, fuck China, fuck Vennyzuela, we will be first in AI, 2k stimulus, I heart tariffs, bitcoin is the future, eggs are as cheap as your wife’s BBL And lastly. It’s a great time to buy!

Bring back Joe biden

Tonights announcement: weed legal and Joe Rogan leading the land invasion of S. America

Feel like Joe Pesci at the end of Home Alone, when he's looking back from the back of the police cruiser and Kevin is the market makers waving to me with joy

How could Joe Biden do this to us again?

All I want for Christmas is sleepy Joe market again 😎

Go ahead and cancel that nuclear reactor order Joe

HOW COULD JOE BIDEN DO THIS

I miss ole Joe...his market wasn't this spazzy...like every fucking week we have a +/- 1.5% day...this is absolutely insane. Orange idiot's speech tonight will talk about how great he thinks he is....other than the border...he's fucked everything else up. Not sure if a guy can stay solvent for 3 more years of this shit

Why would joe Biden do this

RIP Joe Rogan

R.I.P Joe.

With elons personality type does it really suprise anyone that he pumps up tsla? One day hes on the joe rogan show smokin pot, the next hes playing diablo 3 on a boosted account. Dude prolly gets bored, jacked to the tits on some wild k mixer and goes "Look at **LOOK MY FUCKING STOCK CLAIRE"** 🤪🤳

Barron: Dad, I am fucking losing money every day now, you either do something or I tell mom... 🥭: I will address nation tomorrow, blame everything on sleepy Joe and tell everyone to buy crypto and stocks, happy? Barron: OK. Better not fuck it up! SPY $700 by EOY

now why would Joe Biden do this to us?

I’m thinking tomorrow is the day Joe Biden has been waiting for. He’s gonna rug everyone, just watch

Joe Kernen: "I urge the bols to get financially savvy"

Bring Sleepy Joe back

RIP Joe Rogan

Thanks JOE BIDEN! I mean... OBAMA!.... no wait... GEORGE WASHINGTON!... 

Fwiw, we should moon because nutlick told its 🥭 economy by end of the year. No more Joe economy

Now that I think about it Joe has been asleep for a while, maybe somebody should wake him up

Why would Joe Biden do this to us

This would have never happened if Joe Biden was still alive

Every 4-5 days is Lberation day for 75% of the market, with no dip buying AH but cheeto keeps touting his ATHs. At least with sleepy Joe, there was some upward movement AHs. This shit has been going on for months.

Greatest economy ever 👐 one of a kind let me tell ya 👐 you'd never see something like this under sleepy Joe, everyone knows it 👐

Biden's market. Thanks Joe.

Joe never would have allowed this to happen.

Joe Terranova literally sucks at trading. Hate that guy

RIP bulls, Joe Rogan 🙏

RIP Rob Reiner, BTC, Joe Rogan 

I love Sara Eisen (and Joe Kernan - no homo!) Almost everyone else on CNBC is a simp

I want sleepy joe back

RIP Joe Rogan

Netflix needs to get 🥭 to pardon Joe exotic so they can film tiger king season 2 🤡

Joe rogans dead cos he slept with men in bed. 

wow just saw the TMZ news on joe rogen. sad day. lost too many people today.

The sun crests the horizon and enters the window of your Trump Towers apartment. You awake to birds chirping as you remove your AG1 IV drip from your belly button. Rolling out of bed in your lululemon onesie, you turn on the news. Joe Rogan's voice fills the room explaining that Baron Trump has won the U.S. presidential election. You check your phone to see Gamestop at $10,429.12 per share.

Whats happening with sleepy joe on friday?

NVDA has both demand and supply visibility into the $500bn sales outlook in CY25-26 at the minimum, with OpenAI/Anthropic partnerships incremental Market thinks Nvidia will lower estimates if OpenAI flops, which is not true since they're not in the $500b number If OpenAI even spends anything, it will actually be upside So Nvidia is trading at 25x excluding OpenAI & Anthropic If you include it, Nvidia would be trading at like 20x #JOE DIRT FUCKING CHEAP STOCK WITH OR WITHOUT OPENAI!!

Joe Rogan wishes he had JPow's velvet smooth voice.

Sounds like Joe rogan

With the advancement of AI we need height measuring technology that can instantly with objective certainty measure someone’s height. And then we can bet on people’s true heights on polymarket. Joe Rogan being 5’4 and Steven miller being 5’5 would be an extremely easy parlay likely +600 or more

A friend told me he wanted to be on Joe Rogan and I said Joe seems like the kind of bottom who would enjoy that, and now he won't speak to me

It’s Joe sover

Why would Joe Biden do this?

We did it, Joe. It's JOEver!!!