JD

He announces that JD has become the secretary of cooking oil. Spy goes to 200.

We are now entering JD Vance’s market

It's a lot of money and those people whose faces were eaten by leopards are going to go broke. They will be bought up by large companies through JD Vance's app, AcreTrader

JD vance should have had a camel wedding. the dude looks like someone who knows how to milk all sorts of weird ass animals and nurture them.

JD telling Elizabeth Warren: "The president told me he did this on Indigenous Peoples Day in honor of you." 💀

do u think i can sell covered call and hope someone take my shitty jd stock

Thinking about selling some aggressive call debit spreads on JD if we get another green day

sofi more like sofa, and that sofa should be left in a room alone with JD vance.

JD a great play today imo! Going to 50 end of year

I got a feeling at this moment in the world, China is #1, we are #2. Did y'all hear JD said we want to help them? That is so not him.

Gavin Newscum drops an AI JD Vance couch fucking meme. Calls.

TRUMP SAYS NOV. 1 DEADLINE FOR CHINA TARIFFS IS AN 'ETERNITY' Meaning: there is a lot of time to reach an agreement with China and cancel the tariffs. If he wanted to really impose that tariff he'd have done it effective tomorrow. Even JD Vance said it's just a negotiating tool, bears will be wrecked tomorrow

JD confirmed he said thank you. 

>VP JD VANCE SIGNALS DE-ESCALATION WITH CHINA AFTER BEIJING’S CLARIFYING STATEMENT U.S. Vice President JD Vance continued efforts to cool tensions with China, following Beijing’s conciliatory remarks last night. Vance said: 1.“We appreciate the friendship between President Trump and President Xi.” 2.“President Trump hopes the U.S. won’t need to use ‘leverage’ on China.” 3.“President Trump is willing to be a reasonable negotiator with China.”

Lmao huge dump Friday all pre planned with enormous shorts in coin and stonks. Double down on Saturday with another wave of coin shorts. JD comes out today and calms everything after everyone in the WH repositioned for Monday.

[Vice President JD Va](https://x.com/watcherguru/status/1977392085884940544?s=46&t=vuU-hvitWXuKg1pHwi4n1g)[nce says President Trump is willing to be a reasonable negotiator with China on tariffs.](https://x.com/watcherguru/status/1977392085884940544?s=46&t=vuU-hvitWXuKg1pHwi4n1g) TACO SUNDAY!

I have $40 JD calls that expire in January, am I safe?

Guess I’m a long term investor of JD now

I’m piled balls deep into JD and BB…now let’s rip

I should of listened when someone told me I had so much to live for and to stay away from JD calls

JD getting going. End of year surgery coming

JD to 67 and I'll stop taking Tylenol

9:35pm EST I want to see JD at $38 AT LEAST

They're profit taking all your monies. This will keep going down all the way through government reopening and those files being released and big T being pushed out, recovery with little JD at the helm will be the new narrative.

Jd options

Everyone should buy Pepsi JD Oscar target UPS united healthcare lmk if you want me to list more

JD seems inevitable

Ahem, CRSP, JD, NTLA, and SKYT. To Valhalla.

Do me a favor and look at the open interest on $JD 1/16/26 40c

Full port JD & Intel

I asked this earlier but didn’t get much response… someone explain, $JD 1/16/26 40c has over 400,000 in open interest. Over $100M in notional value. Almost all opened the past month

I wish I never listened to this twitter nerds shilling for JD this shit fuckin blows lmao

Holding the POS that twitter traders convinced my dumbass to get AKA JD and watching all the AI stocks rip.

Do me a favor and check out the open interest on JD 1/16/26 40c 🤯

Holy shit - someone has been absolutely STACKING $JD 1/16/26 40c … from early September to now the open interest has gone from ~10,000 to over 408,000 🤯🤯🤯

JD looking nice at these levels, I see major upside/minimal downside risk here

Any idea on why jd doesnt move with the other chinese stocks? Was thinking of buying but there must be something behind it only being +6% this year

AMD AMZN META JD NVO

gib $40+ $USAR pls🙏🏼 (also in U and JD on dips)

Loaded on a bunch of RUM 9$c options post earnings back when it was announced JD Vance would be streaming on there, just popped

JD "dressing up in drag was a phase" Vance still wears eyeliner But go ahead MAGA, turn a blind eye and cancel your Netflix

JD broke above the 200 sma LETS GO!!! CHYYYNNNAAAA

Literal conversation: My dad said, “You know nothing about national service. JD Vance was a Marine!” I replied, “I also served in the military, for 12 years, and was deployed to multiple combat zones. JD was a journalist for 4 years…” My dad’s angry retort: “Yeah and that’s 3 times longer *you* spent milking the government teat, because you couldn’t get a real job!” I’m honestly just impressed he knows math.

I just want to say JD Couch is one of the slimiest human beings anywhere. Donald is at least transparent. JD is literally sick

JD might be the most disingenuous politician in DC… quite an accomplishment

JD has to be the most intellectually corrupt politician out there, which is saying a lot. There is no chance he believes in anything.

Damn, JD really put on some weight. But I’ll admit that video was super informative, I know so much about chesterfield couches now 🛋️