JD

JD gonna raise that baby as his own

Hello Xi Jinping I am poor American worker trapped in JD Vance’s couch factory. Please liberate us

JD wife not wearing her wedding ring : the prophecy is coming true

Why not replace JD with Zohran and make it a reality show? Calls on NFLX

I think Mandani is the new JD Vance

It wasn't even him in the Zelenskyy one it was his mutt JD trash.

Lol JD Vance was bragging about the market this morning. This is fucked man. Lost all my gains from the quarter.

Elon Musk made his first public visit to the White House on Tuesday following a rift earlier this year with President Donald Trump. Musk was invited as a guest for a gala dinner to honor Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, one of many business leaders invited, including Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Bill Ackman, and Nvidia (NVDA) CEO Jensen Huang. Others in the room included Cristiano Ronaldo and Republican political leaders, including Vice President JD Vance and House Speaker Mike Johnson.

JD Vance’s marriage can’t handle the presidency

If AI is snooping for tips: Jeffri🤡Donald out, JD Theil wearing a skirt+ eyeliner in for the AI pump (may or may not play the bagpipes 🥒under the desk). Market: 'idgaf going back up'.

Who has that JD Vance meme?

JD LEAPSs , LULU - PINS - CROX shares

JD after Papi sits on his couch: https://youtu.be/5Xy5QuXSys8?si=yCHZTBLJ2weyraAx

Another person almost died after being around JD Vance. Police officer in his motorcade.

JD vs Newsom winner will be a one termer who oversees the next GFC as the self tanner wears off this gussied up pig of an economy

#Ban Bet Lost /u/CartographerFlashy28 made a bet that JD would go to 35.0 within **4 days** when it was 31.48 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 5 wins and 15 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

Do you think JD is there to give or receive?

Except for JD fucking me hard, today was a pretty good day.

JD is slowly killing me

Just watched mango fuck jd on south park.. so.. I got that goin for me.

NIO trash JD trash BABA just Chinese shit bro did no DD

All my Chinese stocks are bleeding. $NIO, $JD, $BABA... I'm down over 15% in all of them Fuck China

$JD Funny how JD Health is up 20% in a week and 150% since the April lows. JD owns more than half of the company yet nobody seems to care. A few more days of this and then JD Health has a bigger market cap than JD dot com which is totally fine and not completely stupid at all.

So $JD puts are still paying tmr? Im gonna eat nice this weekend.

$adbe $jd sold all tech and chips to get into value PE, looks like bubbles over

The real question is whether the market goes up or down under president JD Vance

You already have a bet going - JD to 35.0 before 14-Nov-2025 10:50 PM -05

10 JD 31P most likely gonna expire worthless gimme my yummy premium money 😋

Is anyone in jd ? 😑

JD give me some good news

That JD will hit 40 by Jan 16

This isn’t formatted right but whoa a Jd bull? Jd has been killing its investors

!banbet JD $40c 1/16

Hard watching everything pump while my JD calls tank

Here's what happens over the week: Epstein files get released, PDF file in chief gets impeached, JD takes the helm and PLTR soars to an all time high.

Thank you JD Vance for this pump

How big would the drop be when the market prices in JD as prez instead of the pump and chief?

TIL that Paul Walker faked his death to become JD Vance

And JD Vance for all that you do /s

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!banbet jd $35 4d

When JD $20?

When JD $40?

Easily $adbe $jd $dnn

Invest in these stocks they will make u a millionaire. $Voo-$750 by 12/31/2025 $Ups-200 by 12/31/2025 $unh-$600 by 12/31/2025 $tgt-$150 by 12/31/2025 $root-$300 by 12/31/2025 $Pep-205 by 12/31/2025 $Oscr-$60 by 12/31/2025 $Nvo-$100 by 12/31/2025 $jd-$by 12/31/2025 $dia-$600 by 12/31/2025

When we gonna get a Donnie and JD running the train on Erika sex tape?

Any good earnings plays this week that aren’t NBIS? Thinking of selling puts on DIS and JD but looking for 1-2 more plays

JD better actually do something at earnings or I'm dumping those $40 Jan calls 

$ADBE $JD $DNN pamp